Ugh! My best friend's boyfriend's best friend just called me at 2 am on a Wednesday night and made this drag queen at 7/11 talk to me on the phone about a banana and its phallic excellentness. 10-min conversation w/a stranger about why I should be there at the 7/11 to put bananas in my mouth.

And now, 6:30 am will come much earlier. Ugh, drunk dials.

5/6/2010 3:18:45 AM

Is this the same dude that you posted about drunk dialing you before (though without any drag queens as I remember it)

5/6/2010 3:21:14 AM

I've turned into a habitual drunk texter and I'm not too happy about it

5/6/2010 3:21:37 AM

^

also, the other day i was at a bar and there were some drag queens about

they weren't the fun kind, either; they were deadly serious about how they looked

anyway, on the way out of the bar, one turned to the female bartender and said, "hey, my tits are bigger than yours, haha!"

three minutes later, i realized she/i should've said, "i bet your dick is bigger, too"

*sigh*

5/6/2010 3:25:22 AM

drunk dialing is so 5 years ago

5/6/2010 3:26:44 AM

Ugh! He just called me back to see if I could come over and play with the dog. He's drunk and the dog was licking his feet and half of the conversation was him giggling about his feet being ticklish.

This is my habitual drunk dialer. And yes, drunk dialing is outdated, but Raf is 35 and I think older people prefer calling to texting, in general.

Apparently Raf is still on Shanghai time. UGH. And I need sleep.

5/6/2010 3:32:46 AM

Raf sounds like a real winner

5/6/2010 3:36:22 AM

^

5/6/2010 3:39:07 AM

Quote :

"drunk dialing is so 5 years ago"

i wonder what intoxicated correspondence was like before phones. how often did drunk telegraphing occur?

5/6/2010 3:43:16 AM

I think the answer is simple. Hang up and turn off the phone.

5/6/2010 3:49:37 AM

The dangers of relying on your cell phone alarm clock.



The worst drunk dial was last week, but luckily I was too doped up on cold medicine to answer. My best friend from high school called me, wasted, twice on a Wednesday night around 1 am. Then he texted to say that he had a deep, dark secret to tell me, so call him back.

Around 10 am the next day, he called to say he had a raging headache from a hangover and noticed that he had called/texted me the prev night, as well as everyone else in his phone. He no longer recalled any deep, dark secret.

About 15 minutes into the conversation, I said,"dude, hate to cut this short, but I need to get back to work."

He goes,"Wait? You're at work? Crazy. Well, have fun working for the MAN. I'll be chillin' out at home all day. Don't be jealous."

I hung up on him for that.

Wtf people?

I need new friends.

5/6/2010 7:18:43 AM

Quote :

"The dangers of relying on your cell phone alarm clock."

the alarm clock on every phone i've had since my v60 has worked even when the phone was turned off...my two most recent phones have had a ringer setting that was silent except for the alarm clock

5/6/2010 7:57:10 AM

welcome to High School

5/6/2010 7:57:57 AM

^^ I'll try that ... I had no idea!

5/6/2010 8:33:04 AM

You know, phones have an end call button and a power off button. Use them.

5/6/2010 9:48:39 AM

drunk texting ftw!

5/6/2010 9:49:25 AM

My gf is a school teacher and forgot to turn off her phone before bed last night. She woke up at 2:30 am to the sound of her phone and saw that she had received 12 drunk texts between 2 and 2:30 am.

Honestly, I find it annoying that I should have to turn off my phone to go to bed. What responsible adult thinks it's a good idea to call someone at 2 am on a Wednesday night? That's just odd!

5/6/2010 9:51:26 AM

lucy you need to pm your number so i can drunk dial you next time and you can add more stuff to this thread!

5/6/2010 9:52:27 AM

haha lucy sounds like mawfuckaz trying to get in them drawers

5/6/2010 9:52:44 AM

only if you promise to sext me, Tarun

^ yeah, on the call where the guy's dog was licking his feet, he asked me to come over. I told him he was out of his mind and I hung up the phone.

[Edited on May 6, 2010 at 9:53 AM. Reason : .]

5/6/2010 9:52:56 AM

deal!

5/6/2010 9:53:30 AM

drunk texting ftw

5/6/2010 10:17:51 AM

I send Lucy 8=====================)~ txts

5/6/2010 10:21:59 AM

8========

5/6/2010 10:53:47 AM

they should add a kissy button to the phone's keypad!!

its hard to send kissy faces while drunk

5/6/2010 11:09:00 AM

you need EMPLOYEED friends.... seriously, you're associating with bums now? :p

5/6/2010 11:49:27 AM

I lurv my sexts from jadn n h8r

and raf owns his own business ... but he works in China so often that his sleep schedule is just ridiculous

5/6/2010 11:50:14 AM

pm not received

5/6/2010 11:52:13 AM

I'm so giving you thumper's number so you can sext her thinking that she's me

5/6/2010 11:52:58 AM

hahaha she gonna kick my ass

5/6/2010 11:53:43 AM

she might not depends on how good the pics are

5/6/2010 11:54:06 AM

5/6/2010 11:54:28 AM

oh, but eleusis will maim you

5/6/2010 11:59:40 AM

i have received threats from that dude already for sending pm to thumper

5/6/2010 12:01:07 PM

Quote :

"Raf sounds like a real winner I You need new friends. you need EMPLOYEED friends"

Also, you need to just hang up on drunk dialers and silence your ringer. They won't remember anyway.

5/6/2010 12:04:11 PM

i don't really ever drunk dial

its never been my thing

well sometimes i drunk dial my brother but that doesn't really count

usually i don't even bring my phone out with me for fear of losing it (since that has happened before)

5/6/2010 12:18:15 PM

I generally avoid my phone when drunk bc I end up texting the wrong person or I just send messages that make absolutely no sense

best example, the night I accidentally sent twoozles a pic of me kissing a boy (I meant to send it to his roommate and my finger slipped). She was confused.

5/6/2010 12:20:24 PM

if you kiss a girl, send me a pic

5/6/2010 12:22:49 PM

^^ hahaha same. i forgot about drunk texts though. yea i've sent a few to the wrong person.

i AM guilty of drunk dialing my parents (yes i'm one of those people). not at night but like during football or concert tailgates. i drunk dialed my dad this summer from long island while i was on the kid rock jim beam party bus hahahaha. he was like "well you sound like you're having fun."

5/6/2010 12:24:33 PM

a text i sent to thegoodlife3 the other night at 3:33 AM

"Just got this dunno if you guys are still there but yeah fuck yeah. i'm drunk yhirsdya night keys go to gville"

5/6/2010 12:27:14 PM

do you guys have something to tell me about your bromance?!?!?!?!?!?!

5/6/2010 12:28:34 PM

dibs on khc if you guys break up

5/6/2010 12:29:39 PM

^^^ LOL

^^ ahahaha that's great

I drunk dial my mom and grandmother--not sure if they can tell when I'm drunk, though I suspect they do bc I'm much nicer when I'm drunk.

Also, does anyone know a Will Barnes? I was trying to text my other friend Will and accidentally sent a bunch of texts to this Will Barnes guy. I assume I got his number when I was drunk, but not quite sure. We had a very confusing text exchange at 11 pm last Friday with me telling him to come out downtown and him having no clue who I was.

[Edited on May 6, 2010 at 12:31 PM. Reason : .]

5/6/2010 12:30:08 PM

ha

I drunk texted him to see if it was cool if we went to the afterparty. I drunkenly remembered he sent me his number that one time we were wasted and decided we were going to watch the acc tournament

my response from the other night (at 3:48 am): We are all absolutely shittanked. If you guys are in, we're totally in. Drunk time

[Edited on May 6, 2010 at 12:35 PM. Reason : response]

[Edited on May 6, 2010 at 12:39 PM. Reason : DOUBLE EDIT]

5/6/2010 12:32:45 PM

^^ ahahahaha i've done that before. my friend ana catherine changed her number and for some reason i put it in my phone without deleting the old one and i didn't notice. so i'd text her and all the texts were going to her old number and i'd get these really weird texts back like "who dis?" and other weird things. and i'd be like ?????? what the fuck.

so confusing when drunk

^ oh yea. that totally worked out lol. whoops - too long of a recovery for acc tourney watching.

[Edited on May 6, 2010 at 12:34 PM. Reason : .]

5/6/2010 12:33:30 PM

^ haha ... the bad thing is that when people ask "who is this?", if I've been drinking, I usually say something along the lines of:

don't play games, sweetheart
or
you know who this is :-*
or
I don't know? Who would you like it to be?

5/6/2010 12:43:37 PM

Don't play games, sweetheart.

5/6/2010 12:46:15 PM

man

it drives me crazy when girls do that

5/6/2010 12:46:33 PM

haha, but in my drunk head they should know who I am if I have their #.

5/6/2010 12:48:00 PM