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sawahash
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or journal (if you're a guy and you don't wanna sound gay).

This one is from Friday March 16 2001

Maybe I should call this diary the "I love Ricky Book" It seems that thats all I talk about. N E way I just got back from the outer banks and anywhere we went that there was sand I wrote "I <3 Ricky" all of my friends saw it. Then Wed night I cried b/c i want him to like me so much. Leslie, Ruth, + Bonnie all told me he was shy so I should make the move.
So on the way home I prayed to God asking for help then I got a gut feeling to write him a letter so I did and this is what I said.
"Ricky, I don't know how to start off this letter so I"ll just get to the point I like you. I'm not asking you out or anything. I just wanted to let you know. I haven't told any of my friends I wrote this to you so please don't tell your friends. If you don't like me mabey we could be friends. I'll understand if you don't like me, but could you please write back to tell me what you think Sarah"
I really do hope he writes me back. I really do hope he likes me. Well I'm changing the subject for once. At the outerbanks Mr. Mulligan wore shorts, and there was something about his legs that I liked. I don't know what but I just do. I found out when I caught my self staring at them. Scary huh. I'm in love with my Earth Science teachers legs! Gah, well the one thing I like about writing in this is I can spill my guts out and not get embarrased, like your a person who will never laugh or talk back. Well I tell you how it goes with Ricky but I got to sleep now bye.

haha, I was a weird kid.

5/6/2010 2:12:43 PM

bbehe
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tww is not your blog's blog.

5/6/2010 2:13:11 PM

sawahash
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lol I just think it's funny to go back and read your diary from middle school. The things that I was worried about, and some of the things I wrote are pretty funny, now everyone is gonna wanna go look for their diary and read it.

5/6/2010 2:14:48 PM

Wadhead1
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but seriously...

did he write back?

5/6/2010 2:15:42 PM

Tarun
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Not everyone is a engrish wiz, holmes!

5/6/2010 2:15:48 PM

LaserSoup
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Dear diary,
I hate sawahash so much! Her threads on the wolfweb are so lame!!!! Also my feet hurt.



5/6/2010 2:16:01 PM

Slave Famous
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Movies made me think that every girl had a diary with deep dark secrets, so I naturally tried to find them in every girl's bedroom I managed to gain access to.

My findings were that it was a myth.

5/6/2010 2:17:44 PM

sawahash
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Quote :
"but seriously...

did he write back?"


No...I wrote in a later entry that he never wrote me back...but then in the next entry I was talking about another boy that I liked, so I guess I got over him pretty quickly.

5/6/2010 2:19:27 PM

LaserSoup
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Dear diary,
What's brown and hides in the attic?

The diarrhea of Anne Frank!

End

5/6/2010 2:19:51 PM

MitsuMtnASU
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lol... sawahash didn't think about anything but boys in middle school. any you know what they say about weird kids... the grow up to be even weirder adults.

embrace your weirdness! i do!

5/6/2010 2:20:02 PM

Fhqwhgads
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Quote :
"Gah, well the one thing I like about writing in this is I can spill my guts out and not get embarrased, like your a person who will never laugh or talk back."



until you post your personal diary on TWW 9 years later

but seriously, I have my elementary school/middle school diary at the house. I'll post some gems from it later.

5/6/2010 2:20:16 PM

sawahash
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haha yeah...

here is a funny one

July 9 2001

We just got back from California Saturday. I saw a whole bunch of weird people in San Fran. Like gays, travesti transvestites, and everything between.

5/6/2010 2:22:03 PM

grimx
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i first read this as "post future entries from your diary" and think that would have been far more entertaining

5/6/2010 2:27:21 PM

EdFurlong
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When you're ten years old, and a car drives by and splashes a puddle of water all over you, it's hard to decide if you should go to school like that or try to go home and change and probably be late. So while he was trying to decide, I drove by and splashed him again.

5/6/2010 2:28:46 PM

thumper
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wait....did you keep an online journal back in 2001?

or did you just type that up from a handwritten diary?

i'm not sure which one of those is more lame

5/6/2010 2:29:28 PM

sawahash
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I typed it up. Nothing lame about it. I think it's funny. Didn't really take me that long to type it up.

Just found the entry of when I lost my virginity...lawl

[Edited on May 6, 2010 at 2:32 PM. Reason : ]

5/6/2010 2:30:51 PM

Fhqwhgads
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I love how you even put your abbreviations

N E way

5/6/2010 2:32:34 PM

Samwise16
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I can never keep a diary/journal because after a week or so I completely forget about it until months later

5/6/2010 2:33:06 PM

MitsuMtnASU
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^ maybe you don't want to keep record of your thoughts...

5/6/2010 2:34:26 PM

sawahash
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^^yeah that's how mine was...the first entry was from the 8th grade and the last one was from junior year of high school.

There would be times that I'd skip a few months. But it's like I knew I was gonna come back and re read it because I would give updates about the last entry.

I can't believe how boy crazy I was back in the day.

[Edited on May 6, 2010 at 2:34 PM. Reason : ]

5/6/2010 2:34:35 PM

Slave Famous
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Did it ever amount to anything or was it just a fleeting chase

5/6/2010 2:35:37 PM

Skwinkle
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One of my high school teachers had volumes of notebooks because he wrote something in them every day for something like 25 years. Not necessarily personal life stuff, just whatever he was thinking about at the time. He had all his students do that while in his class, and it was neat to look back on at the end of the semester. It would be kind of neat to do that again, but I doubt I'd have the discipline to do it every day.

5/6/2010 2:37:45 PM

sawahash
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^^are you talking about the Ricky thing?

Nah, I mean he and I are friends now and we talk, but nothing ever came from it. I think we danced once together at a middle school dance, and once after freshmen year of college we almost hooked up.

He actually was talking to me just recently and said he might come and visit me at the beach.

Maybe I should write that in my diary.

^I keep a journal now too. It kinda has a little bit of everything in it. But I mostly use it as a way to get out my emotions so I don't go all crazy on people anymore. But I also put in pictures and stories and random creative things that I think of.

[Edited on May 6, 2010 at 2:39 PM. Reason : ]

5/6/2010 2:37:58 PM

SaabTurbo
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Quote :
"So on the way home I prayed to God"

5/6/2010 2:38:08 PM

Slave Famous
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Maybe you should try to reignite the spark

5/6/2010 2:39:26 PM

sawahash
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^^Yeah I was hard core about praying then, a lot of my entries talked about how I prayed to God about things.

I even had an entry talking about how gay people are losers and sinners. I'm not too proud that I thought like that then.

^honestly, he's kinda like the one who got away for me. Of all the guys from my past that I liked, he is the only one that I never hooked up with...but I don't really care all that much anymore, I've turned a new leaf, I'm not into the random hook ups anymore.



[Edited on May 6, 2010 at 2:41 PM. Reason : ]

5/6/2010 2:40:00 PM

sawahash
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so I'm going through all my stuff to pack up as my family is moving out of this house now, and I don't know what to do with my diaries...I mean it's not like I want to just leave them lying around for anyone to read, but it's not like I want to throw them away.

5/6/2010 5:06:35 PM

EMCE
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My entire journal is here

5/6/2010 5:07:56 PM

greyb1
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Quote :
"Veronica had a very funny joke today."


I laughed at it later that night!

5/6/2010 5:29:13 PM

twoozles
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ahhh spring 2001

good times

5/6/2010 5:33:19 PM

Nerdchick
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ha ha I went back and read my journals from high school looking for juicy stuff, but almost everything was about swim practice I'll go find one for TWW

5/6/2010 5:37:24 PM

Nerdchick
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Quote :
"1-15-03

OK, the meet. My 200 time was 2:27, something like that. It was hard, cuz we had the medley relay right before. So I swam my breaststroke, waited for the guys, and then jumped right back in to swim the 200. Let me tell you, before the race I really thought a 200 would be a total piece of cake. Compared to a 500, it's awfully short. In tenth grade, I qualified for the 500 and 200. I don't like the 200, but Coach made me swim it. In this meet it was OK. Only two one hundreds? How easy is that? Really easy!

I went out in a 1:12 and came back in 1:15. Not bad, to only drop 3 seconds between hundreds. After that another great thing happened. Our relay team clocked in with a time of 2:06.53. Qualifying time is 2:06.99. So we made it to States! Yipee! My 50 felt really good. Before the 100 breastroke there was a bit of a disaster. Me and Signe couldn't find a lane. I ended up making them wait after they al/reay were on the blocks, cuz I found an empty lane. Signe didn't swim with me!

My turns felt horrible, but my time was 1:23.52. Excellent! I beat qualifying time by about 3 seconds, and my old time by about five seconds. All in all, a very successful and satisfying swim meet yesterday. Hopefully, the next one will be too."


you get the idea

5/6/2010 5:48:05 PM

FroshKiller
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September 11, 2001: Terrorists destroyed the World Trade Center, killing thousands.

5/6/2010 5:49:35 PM

Bweez
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[Edited on May 6, 2010 at 5:50 PM. Reason : .]

5/6/2010 5:49:47 PM

twoozles
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if i wrote diary entries about my swim meets... it would involve me listing which dudes on the other teams flirted with me (Priorities!), how shitty i swam, and how i had to throw up after the butterfly.

5/6/2010 5:50:51 PM

Spontaneous
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I got two pubes today, Fred and Tony. And Tony is not looking so good. I don't wanna lose him. If he falls out, I'm gonna put him in a jar!

5/6/2010 6:03:42 PM

aph319
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Dear Journal,

I can't stop thinking about Patti Mayonnaise. I want to Roger her Beebe and then Skeeter all over her Porkchop.


Forever Yours,
Doug Funnie

5/6/2010 6:22:27 PM

bottombaby
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Quote :
"June 15, 2002

i had chinese people for dinner. . .they tasted a lot like sesame chicken.

my fortune cookie read:
You will soon be involved in many gatherings, parties and communications.

*proceeds to hop up and down*"


I've had a Livejournal account since 2002. Before that I had an OpenDiary account.

5/6/2010 6:45:09 PM

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