I turn the water down low so the pressure isn't making the water splash everywhere
I lean way over, so my body is far away from the sink

But every damn time, I walk out of the bathroom with water splattered on the front of my pants. I look like dat 190% pants pisser.

Please advise.

5/7/2010 10:33:46 AM

Maybe you actually are a pants pisser

5/7/2010 10:34:22 AM

I put the shit on full blast and just live with the results.

5/7/2010 10:34:57 AM

Turn the page wash your hands, turn a page wash your hands.

5/7/2010 10:35:19 AM

It's his dick that's on full blast, I guess.

5/7/2010 10:35:28 AM

Pants pisser.

5/7/2010 10:36:05 AM

Quote :

"190% PANTS PISSER"

5/7/2010 10:37:10 AM

This isn't a good look for me. I have a rep. to protect.

5/7/2010 10:40:13 AM

Before you start washing your hands you could always stuff half a paper towel into the top of your pants (kind of like a bib for your junk).

5/7/2010 10:41:02 AM

I too have this problem.

5/7/2010 10:41:06 AM

Do what I do...don't wash your hands, ever.

5/7/2010 10:43:03 AM

lick them clean

like a cat

5/7/2010 10:54:12 AM

then you turn the page, then you wash your hands

5/7/2010 10:54:56 AM

just stop going to the bathroom altogether

5/7/2010 10:55:25 AM

Why don't you just actually piss on your pants

Don't let these people control you

5/7/2010 10:56:24 AM

just keep doin your thang brah!

5/7/2010 10:59:55 AM

this thread made me have to pee

5/7/2010 11:00:26 AM

Nice observation. Now get out there and go live life emce!

5/7/2010 11:01:15 AM

5/7/2010 11:02:25 AM

tell me more about this junk bib

5/7/2010 3:26:05 PM

Quote :

"I turn the water down low so the pressure isn't making the water splash everywhere"

Well here is your problem. The pressure at a free jet is 0.

5/7/2010 4:07:28 PM