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"Lord Jesus Christ (his real name) hit by car Victim, injured in crosswalk, is treated in hospital for minor facial injuries NORTHAMPTON, Mass. - The victim might have forgiven the woman who ran him down in a Massachusetts crosswalk, but police haven't. Police say a Pittsfield woman has been cited for running down a man named Lord Jesus Christ as he crossed a street in Northampton on Tuesday. The 50-year-old man is from Belchertown. Officers checked his ID and discovered that, indeed, his legal name is Lord Jesus Christ. He was taken to the hospital for treatment of minor facial injuries and later released, according to the local paper, The Republican. Christ was in a marked crosswalk at the time of the accident, Capt. Scott Savino told the paper. Police say 20-year-old Brittany Cantarella was cited for failing to yield to a pedestrian in a crosswalk."

[Edited on May 7, 2010 at 1:27 PM. Reason : .]

5/7/2010 1:26:29 PM

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"LORD JESUS CHRIS"

5/7/2010 1:27:27 PM

JESUS THE CHRIS

5/7/2010 1:27:51 PM

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"Belchertown"

5/7/2010 1:28:11 PM

hehe whoops!

FORGIVE

ME JEEBUSCHRIS!

5/7/2010 1:29:41 PM

GOD DAMMIT, YOU FOOLS WATCH MY SOLO GIBBON LANDING IN MY AVIATION AND KNIFE THREAD SON.

5/7/2010 1:30:31 PM

^^^hey man, I used to go through Belchertown all the time as a kid traipsing about Massachusetts with my family

5/7/2010 1:49:47 PM

JESUS H CHRIS that is crazy!

5/7/2010 1:54:35 PM

This girl is fucked.

5/7/2010 1:55:03 PM

is she jewish?

5/7/2010 4:31:47 PM

Lord Jesus Chris is a better name anyway.

5/7/2010 4:36:54 PM

goddamn Italians, always trying to kill my lord

5/7/2010 4:39:11 PM

If any of you know anything about Northampton, you probably wouldn't be surprised; Northampton & Provincetown (P-Town) are Massachusetts' versions (much smaller) of San Francisco. Even Wikipedia refers to them as being "gay villages". Northampton is pretty much where all of the hippies (there are many) from UMass-Amherst live.

5/7/2010 4:50:06 PM