Go ahead. Go for it.

Let's see how you would have advised yourself not to be such a fuck up.

5/9/2010 8:20:59 PM

fuck bitches mang. just do it

5/9/2010 8:22:01 PM

I wish I could teach myself about sealing the deal back then.

When I was around 18 or 19 I realized how much ass I'd passed up because I was such a n00b.

5/9/2010 8:24:05 PM

Quote :

"I wish I could teach myself about sealing the deal back then. When I was around 18 or 19 I realized how much ass I'd passed up because I was such a n00b."

5/9/2010 8:25:40 PM

i, too, got about half the ass i could have in HS

5/9/2010 8:26:56 PM

yo 14 year old sawahash.....


STOP FUCKING EATING ALL THE DAMN TIME!

5/9/2010 8:27:23 PM

Don't be a goddamn bookworm. Get to know some people. Drink.

5/9/2010 8:28:41 PM

^^hahaha

[Edited on May 9, 2010 at 8:29 PM. Reason : carat]

5/9/2010 8:29:02 PM

take the red pill

5/9/2010 8:29:04 PM

I know what emce's advice was to his 14 year old self.


Fuck 14 year old white girls while you can!

5/9/2010 8:30:55 PM

Dear 14 year old EMCE


-Don't stick your dick in that girl with the nipple rings. She's cray cray.
-Don't do drugs when you get to college. They'll make you cray cray.
-You're going to meet a girl named Jackie when you're a junior in high school and will date her. Marry her, and tattoo your name on her.
-Listen to more Ghostface Killa, and model your life after his words.
-Buy stock in Apple. Yeah, I know their computers are gay now, but they're going to turn things around.

more later...

5/9/2010 8:34:18 PM

Dear Spontaneous,

DeMatha may be one of the greatest high schools in the nation, but it may not be the best opportunity. Also, learn to talk less vaguely. Also, get some confidence, pussy.

5/9/2010 8:35:10 PM

5/9/2010 8:36:25 PM

You really could have banged marisa, BigEgo, and she had some big ass titties.

5/9/2010 8:36:40 PM

Every Marisa I've ever met had big ass titties.

5/9/2010 8:37:27 PM

You could have banged some chicks whose parents were loaded, Sponty.

5/9/2010 8:37:53 PM

Dear JeffreyBSG,

Stay the fuck away from alcohol. You're a born alcoholic and you'll be much better off if you never take that first sip.

Sincerely,

5/9/2010 8:38:00 PM

Dear Spontaneous,
I've looked into it. Fat chicks are awesome.

5/9/2010 8:40:20 PM

Don't you people watch Futurama? You can't change the past! If you do you just end up sleeping with your grandmother and becoming your own grandfather!

5/9/2010 8:41:45 PM

also, BigEgo, you're going to have your pick of 4 very attractive women about 2 months in your sophomore year of high school. do NOT pick the crazy bitch next time. the other 3 would have all sucked your dick off.

5/9/2010 8:44:12 PM

Dear MrsCake, Hang onto that senior boy you got, he's gonna be your baby daddy in about 9 years!

5/9/2010 8:55:13 PM

Dear Astral, in 6 years you will write this back to me.


oh and don't go down on that one chick. you will be sick for like 5 weeks. you will know which one when it happens.

I'm AstralAdvent and i approved this message.

[Edited on May 9, 2010 at 9:02 PM. Reason : ]

5/9/2010 9:01:52 PM

dont take the blue pill

5/9/2010 9:10:24 PM

don't fuck that goat >.<

5/9/2010 9:38:46 PM

Kill yourself now. Before it gets worse.

5/9/2010 9:40:37 PM

oh my...

5/9/2010 9:42:23 PM

cut back on the video games and talk to girls.

5/9/2010 9:48:21 PM

- fuck more bitches
- play more sports
- drink more



Actually, this would be good advice at any point

5/9/2010 9:58:13 PM

Quote :

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that's a fake! the real book goes from 1950-2000.

5/9/2010 10:03:22 PM

It's okay to let loose sometimes. You're going to burn yourself out before you even hit 20 at this rate.

5/9/2010 10:06:22 PM

Dear Lucy,

Make more girlfriends. Boys don't really want to be your friend.

Also, buy better hair products and show a little more pride for your appearance. Quit dressing like a dyke and have confidence. Nobody likes a shy chick who dresses like a man.

Love,
Lucy

5/9/2010 10:06:33 PM

dont change a damn thing

5/9/2010 10:06:52 PM

DON'T FORGET TO WIND YOUR WATCH

5/9/2010 10:11:44 PM

Dear indy,

-Notice all the girls that are making themselves available / hitting on you.

Quote :

"sealing the deal"

Quote :

"get some confidence"

Quote :

"Go ahead. Go for it"

-Don't let mom get rid of the trumpet.

-Keep coding. Keep up with computers.

[Edited on May 9, 2010 at 11:13 PM. Reason : ]

5/9/2010 11:12:15 PM

Dear LittleH8R,

You're already pretty bad ass. Keep doing what makes you happy.

And when she threatens to leave, you're better off.

H8R

PS life's too short

spread the

5/9/2010 11:22:01 PM

Can I be serious for a sec?

Dear kiljadn:

Your mom's gonna die in 2 years. It's gonna fuck up your whole world and your perception of your family. Your dad will deal with it in the only way he knows how, so be prepared for that, and don't hold it against him.

Try a little harder. Yes, your life is pretty cake right now, but just do it.

Don't waste your time with what you think you want to major in in college. Listen to your drafting teacher and apply to the College of Design. You'll be a lot happier, and you probably won't quit school.

5/9/2010 11:24:14 PM

^

^^

5/9/2010 11:26:40 PM

PPS

education, career, marriage, kids

[Edited on May 9, 2010 at 11:29 PM. Reason : o dag ]

5/9/2010 11:28:35 PM

- The ladies are awesome, but you don't have to put them on a pedestal. They love walking all over guys like you.

5/9/2010 11:29:51 PM

Dear sawahash,

Please don't be slutty your senior year of high school, it really will just lead to a few years that you wish you could make disappear
Also, when Sean starts giving you attention, tell him to fuck off, that is 6+ years of time wasted on him.
Work really super hard in soccer, and your senior year of high school. Work out a lot more. You'll thank me later.
Lastly, go ahead and punch Ruth in the face.

Love,
sawahash

5/9/2010 11:33:38 PM

keep playing baseball, be more outgoing with the ladies

5/9/2010 11:47:23 PM

Dear BabyCam,

Learn to breathe and do other things so you won't get stressed so easily. Also, know that high school boys think with their wrong head and don't give in. Workout more and when you get in a really good workout routine DO NOT QUIT! Also, DEMAND respect. Lastly, society won't be a fan f your sweats and ponytails but go ahead and rock it...it's comfy!

xoxo
Your grown up self

5/9/2010 11:57:12 PM

lol give myself a copy of showgirls, and screech's dirty sanchez porns, and make $texas leaking those during the height of saved by the bell's popularity

5/10/2010 12:01:53 AM

haha

5/10/2010 12:04:53 AM

don't change a thing; you might fuck up everything and get us stuck in some sort of space-time continuum rift.

5/10/2010 12:07:19 AM

shift your worries into more productive areas so that you excel in all areas of life in an equal manner

5/10/2010 12:09:12 AM

dear little parsons

you're first girlfriend will have an IUD, hit it till it falls off.
GP's last 4 years are going to suck, his death will hit hard, do not falter.
keep at guitar, the ladies really do love a man who is good with his hands
senior year of college, take intro to nuclear or thermodynamics not statics
save up to go to bonnaroo in 2010 instead of 2009

also have some confidence, your dick is made of magic

[Edited on May 10, 2010 at 12:24 AM. Reason : it really is]

5/10/2010 12:21:40 AM

wear cuter clothes because you'll never be this skinny again

also all the boys liked you and you never even put out. i'm not saying you had to be a slut i'm just saying a little bit could have gone a long way.

5/10/2010 12:27:04 AM

Stop being lazy
Stop procrastinating
Work out more
DO SOME HOMEWORK YOU LAZY ASSHOLE

5/10/2010 12:28:17 AM

set em up

5/10/2010 12:28:47 AM