and I forgot the condom right next to me

5/12/2010 12:16:59 PM

a world's first right here folks

5/12/2010 12:18:46 PM

and now I'm pregnant

5/12/2010 12:19:27 PM

she said not to worry because she just took the morning after pill not 12 hrs before

^ haha why do you have two accounts




[Edited on May 12, 2010 at 12:20 PM. Reason : .]

5/12/2010 12:19:37 PM

I lied

and also, the morning after pill doesn't work that way, as I found out the hard way

still preggers

[Edited on May 12, 2010 at 12:20 PM. Reason : .]

5/12/2010 12:19:51 PM

Quote :

"YOU FUCKED UP"

5/12/2010 12:19:53 PM

I, too, have sex

5/12/2010 12:19:54 PM

seems like there's a random chick walking around that needs a stiff shot to the gut...

5/12/2010 12:20:01 PM

unnecessary with the morning after pill

but if you wanna beat women that is your thing

Quote :

"and also, the morning after pill doesn't work that way, as I found out the hard way still preggers "

I called three pharmacists (one at the hospital) all said the same thing, as long as it's a one time thing and she took the pill within 12-24hrs before the act.




[Edited on May 12, 2010 at 12:22 PM. Reason : /]

5/12/2010 12:21:30 PM

Don't you know the girl can't get pregnant if she's on top?

5/12/2010 12:21:35 PM

pull and pray method failed

should have prayed twice

5/12/2010 12:22:20 PM

anyone dumb enough to fuck you deserves to get punched ;p

5/12/2010 12:22:44 PM

tru dat

5/12/2010 12:23:39 PM

i prefer the pull and spray method

5/12/2010 12:23:51 PM

Quote :

"she said not to worry because she just took the morning after pill not 12 hrs before"

this is exactly the type of girl i recommend not using protection with.

i'm sure this didn't really happen though, so no worries.

5/12/2010 12:29:19 PM

Quote :

"i prefer the pull and spray method"

This is what idiots do. Coming in the vag is 10000x more preferable, you might as well just be jacking off if you're not going to finish in the vag you dumb fuck.

5/12/2010 12:34:10 PM

sadly this did happen

5/12/2010 12:35:51 PM

Saab it was per your request take it easy

5/12/2010 12:39:30 PM

What the fuck are you babbling about?

5/12/2010 12:40:40 PM

i just heard saab prefers to take the baby seeds on the man stamp that's all

5/12/2010 12:49:39 PM

[Edited on May 12, 2010 at 1:02 PM. Reason : .]

5/12/2010 12:59:59 PM

Quote :

"she said not to worry because she just took the morning after pill not 12 hrs before"

riiight, if she took it before she would have been feeling pretty shitty

i also don't believe any girl would have sex with you

5/12/2010 4:06:47 PM

this girl has been scouting me for a while

5/12/2010 4:43:53 PM

dude maybe you should slow the fuck down

5/12/2010 4:46:43 PM

BlackDog = Amsterdam718

EXPOSED?!?!?!

[Edited on May 12, 2010 at 4:52 PM. Reason : AFGERY]

5/12/2010 4:50:51 PM

God didn't bless me with brakes

5/12/2010 5:07:55 PM

Should have worn the ball condom, G.

5/12/2010 5:27:04 PM

Impossible for a girl to have babies out of her butt.

5/12/2010 5:32:28 PM

Quote :

"she said not to worry because she just took the morning after pill not 12 hrs before"

you should be fine. but she sounds like a whore.

5/12/2010 5:33:51 PM

eh I know her from a while back, she isn't a whore

5/12/2010 6:05:25 PM

^ So you didn't fuck her.

5/12/2010 6:07:30 PM

guess you missed the title

5/12/2010 6:08:52 PM

^ But you also said that she isn't a whore.

Contradictions ITT.

5/12/2010 6:09:49 PM

Blackout

5/12/2010 6:15:22 PM

Quote :

"she said not to worry because she just took the morning after pill not 12 hrs before"

You called the doc and said this was her first time taking it? and she still wanted to fuck? and YOU nonetheless? YEAH RIGHT

I know how that pill works, MUCH more likely she was simultaneously puking and shitting - the last thing she'd be doing was fucking you, douche bag.

5/12/2010 6:32:55 PM

Quote :

"I know how that pill works, MUCH more likely she was simultaneously puking and shitting - the last thing she'd be doing was fucking you, douche bag."

exactly

what i said:

Quote :

""she said not to worry because she just took the morning after pill not 12 hrs before" riiight, if she took it before she would have been feeling pretty shitty i also don't believe any girl would have sex with you"

morning after pill is all puking and guilt trips

5/12/2010 6:57:45 PM

I've bought the pill 3 different times for an ex, never once did they puke or get sick and we also fucked after her taking it.

Not every pill works the same on every person...




[Edited on May 12, 2010 at 7:33 PM. Reason : /]

5/12/2010 7:33:33 PM

isn't it rape when she is blackout?

BlackDog admits to rape ITT

[Edited on May 12, 2010 at 7:46 PM. Reason : ]

5/12/2010 7:44:03 PM

I said I was black out, durrr

5/12/2010 8:33:54 PM

the morning after pill is abortion in a bottle

can of worms opened ITT

5/12/2010 8:42:48 PM

it is not an abortion pill, it doesn't stop anything that has started; simply prevents (same as birth control).

5/12/2010 8:43:34 PM

k

5/12/2010 8:44:02 PM

^^no, life begins at conception, which occurs when you blow your load in the chick

i know this because i have had sex before

[Edited on May 12, 2010 at 8:49 PM. Reason : i've done a girl in the butt, too, to avoid pregnancy]

5/12/2010 8:49:34 PM

not in the opinion of science

5/12/2010 8:50:19 PM

life as a human starts when you aren't a parasite anymore

5/12/2010 8:50:45 PM

Who wears condoms, anyway?

5/12/2010 8:56:15 PM

Quote :

"life as a human starts when you aren't a parasite anymore"

This entails that most TWW posters don't have a life so it sounds like a good principle to me

5/12/2010 9:04:22 PM

^ yeah

5/12/2010 9:17:02 PM