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DeltaBeta
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Several years ago I got dragged to a shitty bar that likes to pretend to be a club after 10pm. I'm wearing a baseball cap and it didn't seem like the type of place that would have a problem with that. Paid my cover and got past the doorman with not a word said about the hat. About a half an hour later I'm standing there minding my own business with a drink in my hand and trying to convince my friends that the place was lame and we should go someplace else when a bouncer came up to me and basically screamed in my face "I'M NOT GOING TO TELL YOU AGAIN, TAKE OFF THE HAT!". I then yelled back "YOU DIDN'T TELL ME THE FIRST TIME, FAGGOT!".

I then got hurled into public. Only time I've ever been tossed out.

5/13/2010 11:56:28 AM

BigHitSunday
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youre an idiot

and no, doesn't make you look tough makes you look like a cannonball since you got tossed out that motherfucker

yoked n roped

5/13/2010 11:57:56 AM

Joie
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i was 20 and getting my friend to slip me drinks after he ordered them at the bar.

the bartender caught me and told me i had to leave.


a few months later i was bartending at said establishment and dating the bartender that threw me out

5/13/2010 11:58:08 AM

The5thsoth
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only dumbasses wear hats inside anyway

5/13/2010 11:59:51 AM

DeltaBeta
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Oh I'm sure the cannonball look was accurate...

5/13/2010 11:59:54 AM

BigHitSunday
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i think you came to the club just to fight

5/13/2010 12:01:30 PM

Skack
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That's not a story I'd tell. You should at least change it up to make it sound like you were giving Patrick Swayze a solid ass kicking until all his boys showed up and they got the best of you. Roadhouse son. Roadhouse.

5/13/2010 12:01:42 PM

iheartkisses
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Carried out of PB's by the bouncer on my 21st bday. Dollar drink night is a terrible idea on your 21st bday.

I've been around a lot of people who got kicked out of bars ... and as a result, I had to leave bc they were my ride. This happened at Downtown Live bc quietly sneaked into the VIP section bar and then was slipping free drinks to friends outside the section. Another time, quietly, amaretto, jdoc and I went to Jillian's during freshman year and most of our party got kicked out bc some of the girls washed the stamps off their hands. Silly girls.

[Edited on May 13, 2010 at 12:05 PM. Reason : .]

5/13/2010 12:03:45 PM

GREEN JAY
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when i was 20 they wouldnt let me hang out with my friends and drink sodas at the flying saucer one time it was the LOLs

5/13/2010 12:03:58 PM

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Some of these bouncers sound way too aggressive. I would hope that when they ask you to leave they allow you to walk out on you own before they do this manhandling shit. That shit certainly wont fly with me man. You fucking manhandle me when I'm not making trouble and I'll make some trouble for ya.

5/13/2010 12:07:15 PM

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This incident doesn't have to do with me, but I had prime view of everything.

I was working the door when I noticed these two guys start yelling and screaming at each other. They proceeded to get in each other's faces and some girl tries getting in between them; your average situation. Well, one of them decides to break a beer bottle over the other's head, and that's when all hell breaks loose.. My stepdad ran over and grabbed one of the guys to pull him away. OUT OF NOWHERE this fat, disgusting redneck woman comes up screaming "I LOVE A GOOD FIGHT" (by the way, she was not involved in any way, shape, or form) and jumps on my stepdad's back. She then proceeds to punch him in the back of the head. Walt was all "WTF?!?!?!" and then had to throw her out.

Then she runs back in (after being thrown out) and starts a fight with one of the people who were involved in the original fight (which was over at that time). I'll never understand why she took off her shoes for all that.

5/13/2010 12:07:22 PM

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I got thrown out of a bar in New York City. Now when I say I got thrown out of a bar, I don't mean someone asked me to leave, and we walked to the door together, and I said, "Bye, everybody, I gotta go." Six bouncers hurled my ass out of a nightclub like I was a Frisbee. Those big ol' New York bouncers who thinks bouncing's a cool job. They just talk about bouncing. They get together with other bouncers and talk about bouncing. They go home and watch Roadhouse and fondle themselves. [Retarded voice] "Patrick Swayze's hittin' another guy! [laughs stupidly]" I walk in a bar with a hat on; this guy, real pissy, goes "Take off the hat!" (proceeds to mock-flex, looking much like a gorilla) I'm like, "What's the deal?" "I'll tell you what the deal is- gay people in this area wear hats and we're trying to keep 'em out of our club." I was like, "Oh really? The only way we can tell in Texas is if they have a haircut like- yours." Anyway, I took off the hat, and he walked away. About an hour later, I was drinking and I forgot. Ever forget? It happened to me. Now, I'm between 6'1" and 6'6", depending on which convenience store I'm leaving, and I weigh about 235 lbs, and this guy is pokin' me on the shoulder with 2 fingers. He said, "That's it, you're outta here!" I said, "I don't think so, Scooter." I was wrong. They hurled me out of that night club, and then they decided to square off with me in the parking lot. But I backed down 'cause I didn't know how many of them it was going to take to whip my ass, but I knew how many they were going to use. That's a handy piece of information to have, right there.
The cops were called 'cause we broke a chair on the way out and I refused to pay for it. I refused to pay for it because we broke it over my thigh and at that point I had the right to remain silent- but I didn't have the ability. The cop was like, "Mr. White you are being charged with drunk... in... publ-ic-kah!" I was like, "Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey! I was drunk in a bar. They threw me into pub-lic. I don't want to be drunk in pub-lic, I want to be drunk in a bar, which is perfectly legal... arrest them!" They didn't arrest them. Instead, they had me do a field sobriety test. That's where you stand on 1 foot, raise the other foot 6" off the ground and count to 30. I made it to "wuh" (loses balance). "Is that gonna be close enough?" It wasn't close enough, so they call in for my arrest record. There's some good news! Satellites are linkin' up in outer space, computer banks at NASA are kickin' on, there's a telegraph in Fritch, Texas going (makes a long series of beeping noises, imitating Morse Code) This part takes a while. (more beeping noises followed by a trilling Brrrrrrrrrrrrrp) Shorthand. (a pause) Beep
Anyway, I told you that story to tell you this story. When I was 17, was arrested for being drunk... in... pub-lic. There seems to be a pattern here. If you knew Morse Code, you'd already know that. One DWI, which was a bogus charge because they were stopping everybody that was drivin' down that particular sidewalk...and that's profilin' ...and profilin' is wrong. The arresting officer, who I had literally known all my life, you know what I mean? This guy lived four doors down from me in a town of less than 400 people. We've met. Anyway, at the station, he asks me if I have any aliases. And I was just being a smartass and said, "Yeah, they call me... Tater Salad." Seventeen years later, I'm handcuffed to a bench with blood comin' out my nose, this cop comes up to me and says, "Are you Ron... Tater Salad White?" You caught me! You caught the Tater! You can take down those roadblocks now. I call my son Tater Tot!

5/13/2010 12:08:46 PM

CalledToArms
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1. I think it's stupid when a place doesn't let you wear a hat...but..

2. You probably should have just removed the hat; no reason to get thrown out of a bar over a hat

3. My only story that relates to the thread title is when someone threw a bottle that broke and a bartender thought it was someone in my group of friends (which it most certainly was not). We got "asked to leave" by a power-tripping bouncer who didn't even see what happened. The bartender just pointed to us basically. We tried to point out the group who had done it but they wouldn't listen. It was pretty stupid and we haven't gone back to that place since (used to be one of our hangouts too ). If you didn't see who did something, don't make assumptions.

5/13/2010 12:09:14 PM

DeltaBeta
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^^ Yeah thanks for that. I guess you missed the hurled into public reference.

^ I was more than willing to remove the hat, had I been asked to. I wasn't asked. I had a demand screamed into my face.

[Edited on May 13, 2010 at 12:11 PM. Reason : *]

5/13/2010 12:09:49 PM

Golovko
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^^^you got thrown out of this thread for not knowing what a paragraph is, damn.

5/13/2010 12:10:12 PM

longbow_fc
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it was copy/paste. im not gonna go editing a bunch of crap for you so you can be happy that its in paragraph form...

5/13/2010 12:14:30 PM

BigHitSunday
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"Some of these bouncers sound way too aggressive. I would hope that when they ask you to leave they allow you to walk out on you own before they do this manhandling shit. That shit certainly wont fly with me man. You fucking manhandle me when I'm not making trouble and I'll make some trouble for ya."


yea they are supposed to, in fact it is a very rare occasion that you should be manhandling anyone


an underage drinker i might put a hand to his back and lead him to the exit. but other than that if a guy dont wanna leave after you nudge im toward the exit it becomes a tresspass issue and the police are called unless they are posing some direct threat to patrons

there are alotta meatheads at bars around where i work but at the same time the are in and out within 2 weeks of hiring

the goal is to be discreet and avoid making a scene

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"We got "asked to leave" by a power-tripping bouncer who didn't even see what happened. The bartender just pointed to us basically"


dont get mad at the bouncer that is his job. thats unfortunate tho

and i have been in situations where the bartender thinks a guy is trashed and wants me to ask him to leave, and upon speakin with him he appears reasonably lucid but I dont know what the bartender or owner may have seen. but i have to do what he says. its their bar not mine but it sucks having to follow that request

[Edited on May 13, 2010 at 12:17 PM. Reason : d]

5/13/2010 12:14:40 PM

AntecK7
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A bunch of us kinda got kicked outa ruckus one time due to an incident with a birthday cake.

5/13/2010 12:16:59 PM

BigHitSunday
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"^ I was more than willing to remove the hat, had I been asked to. I wasn't asked. I had a demand screamed into my face.
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hah whatever you got asked and immediately called him a faggot

thats sure to go over well

you caused a scene due to a simple request how can anyone expect you to hande a beer or two?

5/13/2010 12:19:25 PM

titans78
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^^^^ ha I thought the same thing when I read the OP.

Was thinking, why are you starting a thread to tell a story that sounds just like one of the more known comedic bits of the last few years?

[Edited on May 13, 2010 at 12:19 PM. Reason : .]

5/13/2010 12:19:28 PM

CalledToArms
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^^ good point. I really should just blame the bartender. He was the one who made an assumption and signaled to the the bouncer "what happened" as if it were fact.

[Edited on May 13, 2010 at 12:20 PM. Reason : ]

5/13/2010 12:19:37 PM

BigHitSunday
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yea i feel you though

5/13/2010 12:20:35 PM

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"only dumbasses wear hats inside anyway"


i like what youre thinking but it was a bar.

was this place jackpot

5/13/2010 12:21:39 PM

CalledToArms
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^^oh well. nothing worth getting worked up over since it was in the past. I was just reminded of it because of this thread.



[Edited on May 13, 2010 at 12:22 PM. Reason : ]

5/13/2010 12:21:57 PM

BigHitSunday
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haha Jackpot has standards?????


ive never seen a design school student NOT wearing some fuckin wonky hat

[Edited on May 13, 2010 at 12:22 PM. Reason : f]

5/13/2010 12:22:01 PM

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"I got thrown out of a bar in New York City. Now when I say I got thrown out of a bar, I don't mean someone asked me to leave, and we walked to the door together, and I said, "Bye, everybody, I gotta go." Six bouncers hurled my ass out of a nightclub like I was a Frisbee. Those big ol' New York bouncers who thinks bouncing's a cool job. They just talk about bouncing. They get together with other bouncers and talk about bouncing. They go home and watch Roadhouse and fondle themselves. [Retarded voice] "Patrick Swayze's hittin' another guy! [laughs stupidly]" I walk in a bar with a hat on; this guy, real pissy, goes "Take off the hat!" (proceeds to mock-flex, looking much like a gorilla) I'm like, "What's the deal?" "I'll tell you what the deal is- gay people in this area wear hats and we're trying to keep 'em out of our club." I was like, "Oh really? The only way we can tell in Texas is if they have a haircut like- yours." Anyway, I took off the hat, and he walked away. About an hour later, I was drinking and I forgot. Ever forget? It happened to me. Now, I'm between 6'1" and 6'6", depending on which convenience store I'm leaving, and I weigh about 235 lbs, and this guy is pokin' me on the shoulder with 2 fingers. He said, "That's it, you're outta here!" I said, "I don't think so, Scooter." I was wrong. They hurled me out of that night club, and then they decided to square off with me in the parking lot. But I backed down 'cause I didn't know how many of them it was going to take to whip my ass, but I knew how many they were going to use. That's a handy piece of information to have, right there.
The cops were called 'cause we broke a chair on the way out and I refused to pay for it. I refused to pay for it because we broke it over my thigh and at that point I had the right to remain silent- but I didn't have the ability. The cop was like, "Mr. White you are being charged with drunk... in... publ-ic-kah!" I was like, "Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey! I was drunk in a bar. They threw me into pub-lic. I don't want to be drunk in pub-lic, I want to be drunk in a bar, which is perfectly legal... arrest them!" They didn't arrest them. Instead, they had me do a field sobriety test. That's where you stand on 1 foot, raise the other foot 6" off the ground and count to 30. I made it to "wuh" (loses balance). "Is that gonna be close enough?" It wasn't close enough, so they call in for my arrest record. There's some good news! Satellites are linkin' up in outer space, computer banks at NASA are kickin' on, there's a telegraph in Fritch, Texas going (makes a long series of beeping noises, imitating Morse Code) This part takes a while. (more beeping noises followed by a trilling Brrrrrrrrrrrrrp) Shorthand. (a pause) Beep
Anyway, I told you that story to tell you this story. When I was 17, was arrested for being drunk... in... pub-lic. There seems to be a pattern here. If you knew Morse Code, you'd already know that. One DWI, which was a bogus charge because they were stopping everybody that was drivin' down that particular sidewalk...and that's profilin' ...and profilin' is wrong. The arresting officer, who I had literally known all my life, you know what I mean? This guy lived four doors down from me in a town of less than 400 people. We've met. Anyway, at the station, he asks me if I have any aliases. And I was just being a smartass and said, "Yeah, they call me... Tater Salad." Seventeen years later, I'm handcuffed to a bench with blood comin' out my nose, this cop comes up to me and says, "Are you Ron... Tater Salad White?" You caught me! You caught the Tater! You can take down those roadblocks now. I call my son Tater Tot!

"



this

♥ Ron White ♥

5/13/2010 12:23:56 PM

DJ Lauren
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i got kicked out of mitch's tavern once. but that's just because I thought I was being way more fun than I actually was.

5/13/2010 12:25:05 PM

BigHitSunday
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its also funny how people think that if they are being kicked out then that means they are banned from the place for some period of time.

hell most times you can just come back the next night unless you were a dick, then it would be whenever i felt like it was long enough before i let you back in

but i dont really have the right to just ban someone, thats an owner/senior bartender's decision nor do i really wanna

5/13/2010 12:32:38 PM

thumper
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i'm fairly certain one of my friends recently told me that she got kicked out of a bar one night, so she went home, changed shirts, and came back

i can't remember which friend told me this though

5/13/2010 12:33:28 PM

BigHitSunday
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im pretty good with remembering faces and mannerisms

at least for the night

if i dont remmeber you the next day then it wasn't that big of a deal

[Edited on May 13, 2010 at 12:35 PM. Reason : f]

5/13/2010 12:34:27 PM

DeltaBeta
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"hah whatever you got asked and immediately called him a faggot

thats sure to go over well

you caused a scene due to a simple request how can anyone expect you to hande a beer or two?"


Umm... no. There's a marked difference between "Hey would you mind taking off your hat?" and "I'M NOT GONNA TELL YOU AGAIN, TAKE OFF THE HAT!"

Also, it wasn't a scene from him screaming at me or me screaming back, as it was pretty loud in there. It was a scene when he then decided to put his hands on me, along with some of his faggot buddies and push me out the door for basically no reason.

I didn't give a shit though, I wanted to leave before this incident. I haven't been back and I haven't missed out on anything.

5/13/2010 1:21:26 PM

thumper
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"I haven't been back and I haven't missed out on anything.
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Actually son, you've missed out on everything. And you don't even know what you're missing out on, because you haven't been back.

5/13/2010 1:22:19 PM

BigHitSunday
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calling him a faggot is causing a scene no doubt about it


if youre from canadia no doot a boot it

5/13/2010 1:23:21 PM

DeltaBeta
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From what I've been told, it's still lame.

5/13/2010 1:23:26 PM

thumper
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"From what I've been told, it's still lame."


Lameness is in the eye of the beerholder.

5/13/2010 1:24:03 PM

DeltaBeta
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The beerholders I know have good eyes.

5/13/2010 1:24:41 PM

thumper
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Am I successfully trolling? Or should I step it up a bit and call you a pretentious Canadien?

5/13/2010 1:25:11 PM

amac884
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never done anything to be thrown out, but it is good going to bars where you know the guys working the doors

5/13/2010 1:28:03 PM

DeltaBeta
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ALLONS-Y CANADIENS!

5/13/2010 1:29:16 PM

XSMP
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never done anything to be thrown out, but it is good going to bars where you know the guys women working the doors taps.


fixed.

5/13/2010 1:29:48 PM

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I've only been asked to leave because i was with someone who got thrown out

5/13/2010 1:30:43 PM

BigHitSunday
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never done anything to be thrown out, but it is good going to barshoods where you know the guys women working the doors traps.


fixed

5/13/2010 1:31:11 PM

Tarun
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LIES!

5/13/2010 1:31:16 PM

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[Edited on May 13, 2010 at 1:37 PM. Reason : ]

5/13/2010 1:32:18 PM

Jeepin4x4
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my buddy got thrown out of a bar outside Toronto a couple years ago for just being a complete waste of a drunk. They used his face as a battering ram through the swinging doors.



It literally looked like this, only less asian. took his face through two sets of swinging doors and then launched him onto the pavement outside. he was all sorts of bloody and cut up. it was pretty awesome as a spectator.

5/13/2010 1:32:38 PM

th3oretecht
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"I've only been asked to leave because i was with someone who got thrown out"

5/13/2010 1:32:44 PM

FykalJpn
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yWfetF1jCO4

5/13/2010 1:34:19 PM

BigHitSunday
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i dont ever ask people to leave if ive thrown someone out but they typically leave anyway and they act like i threw them out

i may ask someone to escort a really drunk dude to a cab or home or if its a chick that would otherwise be goin alone

youd be surprised at how many slimeballs will leave her walkin out alone in the streets

5/13/2010 1:34:19 PM

amac884
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"around the corner" was always good for a few fights and subsequent violent throw-outs

5/13/2010 1:36:24 PM

thumper
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----->

5/13/2010 1:36:43 PM

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