in a public bathroom with a line of people waiting outside of your stall. #2 has been executed so it is too late to just get up and leave feeling dandy. What do you do?





[Edited on May 14, 2010 at 11:01 AM. Reason : you've just run out of toilet paper*]

5/14/2010 10:50:24 AM

scream loudly, shout "oh dear god", and then run out of the stall

5/14/2010 10:51:17 AM

this is why i dont shit at bars

5/14/2010 10:52:14 AM

ask someone to get you some TP from another stall.

duh.

5/14/2010 10:53:36 AM

unroll the cardboard tube left from the tp and wipe your ass.

5/14/2010 10:53:40 AM

^ that sounds uncomfortable

5/14/2010 10:54:15 AM

desperate times call for desperate measures.

5/14/2010 10:54:48 AM

Take off my undershirt and wipe. Then attempt to flush the evidence.

5/14/2010 10:55:39 AM

i have trouble with past/present/future sometimes

is "ran" correct in this instance?

5/14/2010 10:55:44 AM

No.

5/14/2010 10:56:14 AM

Sacrifice a sock

5/14/2010 10:56:37 AM

You tweet about your situation so someone will bring you a roll

http://gizmodo.com/5535769/twitter-user-brings-toilet-paper-to-desperate-japanese-man

5/14/2010 10:56:57 AM

haha, seemed approprate for this thread...



[Edited on May 14, 2010 at 10:58 AM. Reason : (]

5/14/2010 10:57:39 AM

i have definitely asked politely for someone in the next stall to hand me some TP

however, as a guy...i'm not sure that would go over well

5/14/2010 10:58:27 AM

if you're in public, you're good - just ask a neighbor.

5/14/2010 11:06:13 AM

yeah, I'd ask but then again I'm a girl. I don't know the guy rules here.

5/14/2010 11:08:18 AM

see you later shirt tails

5/14/2010 11:09:25 AM

this thread should started off with

Pop quiz, hotshot! sound bite  Speed sound bites

5/14/2010 11:10:35 AM

^

5/14/2010 11:11:33 AM

^^lol that is exactly what i said to myself when i read the OP

5/14/2010 11:13:36 AM

#2 has been executed so it is too late to just get up and leave feeling dandy. What do you do? What do you do?

5/14/2010 11:15:06 AM

^ I could go without my socks for the rest of the day, and they'd flush no problem.

5/14/2010 11:16:49 AM

You always check first.

But if needed, ask.

Girls have it easy. But we have longer lines.

5/14/2010 11:18:00 AM

MAKE A THREAD DURR

5/14/2010 11:20:30 AM

I think if a guy were to tell me he's out of toilet paper, and then proceeds to ask me to give him some, I would comply. But I also think that I would end up a missed connection on craigslist for only giving him the toilet paper without catching the double entendre.

5/14/2010 11:23:27 AM

bttt to give the evening crowd a pop quiz, hotshot

5/14/2010 7:01:46 PM