You can own Napoleon's penis!

Quote :

"People have been fixated on Napoleon's penis since Napoleon's doctor allegedly cut it off during his autopsy in 1821 and gave it to a priest in Corsica. The penis, which was not properly preserved, has been compared over the years to a piece of leather, a shriveled eel and to beef jerky. In 1927 when it went on display in Manhattan, TIME weighed in, comparing it to a "maltreated strip of buckskin shoelace." It's enough to give anyone a complex! In 1977, a urologist living in New Jersey purchased the modern-day relic for $3,000 and stored it under his bed until he died 30 years later. His daughter inherited Napoleon's penis and has fielded at least one $100,000 offer."

Read more: http://www.time.com/time/specials/packages/article/0,28804,1988719_1988728_1988695,00.html#ixzz0o8kIduSP

5/16/2010 7:58:26 PM

I love u.

5/16/2010 7:58:49 PM

I imagine the ROI would be small.

5/16/2010 7:59:31 PM

If for some reason, I bought another man's penis...

I do not think that I would store it under my bed. It just seems odd.

5/16/2010 8:01:13 PM

That would be a pretty baller coin purse.

5/16/2010 8:01:45 PM

^^If you bought another man's penis everything else would seem normal by comparison.

^I believe the coin purse is sold separately

[Edited on May 16, 2010 at 8:02 PM. Reason : 3]

5/16/2010 8:02:08 PM

True. I suppose it's all relative.

5/16/2010 8:02:42 PM

Who would turn down 100K?

5/16/2010 8:02:50 PM

The only proper thing to do with this is to cast a jelly butt-plug around it

5/16/2010 8:02:55 PM

5/16/2010 8:03:09 PM

Just make sure you keep it far away from the actual beef jerky.

5/16/2010 8:03:37 PM

5/16/2010 8:05:04 PM