http://www.thefrisky.com/post/246-13-freakishly-sexy-world-records/

Among them, the biggest dong in the world. 13.5 inches, and belonging to an unemployed actor who lives with his mom.



The biggest orgy! In Japan, they got 250 men and 250 women to lay next to each other and bang it out in sync.



The rumor about Alanis Morissette getting her stomach pumped because she ingested too much semen is in fact false. However, in 1991, a woman did have to get her stomach pumped for sucking down 1.7 pints of goof juice. That equates to roughly 5 yogurt cups. Blech.



I think this is the best one though...

Quote :

"Forget Eli and Peyton, there’s a Manning even more infamous when it comes to football. Linda Manning of Los Angeles (no relation) can reportedly shove an entire lubricated football in the end zone between her thighs, without any foreplay. Score?!"

5/19/2010 12:09:41 PM

I, like 99% of the male population, would be glad to have an additional inch of root. Maybe even 2.

but 13.5"? What in the hell are you going to do with that besides walk down the street showing it off?

5/19/2010 12:13:04 PM

you gotta figure he'd be in porn with that kinda shlong.

5/19/2010 12:14:48 PM

5/19/2010 12:15:25 PM

id be willing to bet it pretty much sucks having a dick that big

wont be able to get it in any throats, all the way in any vaginas, etc

you're whole life is spent playing "just the tip"

5/19/2010 12:16:44 PM

That's what I was getting at.

5/19/2010 12:18:17 PM

i cringe at the thought of anything over 9" or 10"

i'd straight up laugh in that guys face if he expected to come anywhere near me

but some chicks dig pain

*shrug*

5/19/2010 12:20:03 PM

just gotta be with giant chicks, that's all.

5/19/2010 12:20:49 PM

even 10" seems like that would be a liability.

5/19/2010 12:20:55 PM

^it is

5/19/2010 12:26:32 PM

my buddy claimed to have an 11 inch cock

/story

5/19/2010 12:28:35 PM

^did you tell him you felt sorry for him?

no man should ever be jealous of a cock bigger than 9". seriously. at least, from a women's perspective anyways.

5/19/2010 12:29:30 PM

i really hate the term "goof juice"

5/19/2010 12:33:00 PM

i would have an internal pocket/sleeve built into all my pants if i had 13.5 inches. that's insane to have to deal with.

growers > showers ftw.

5/19/2010 12:34:47 PM

5/19/2010 12:35:28 PM

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"i really hate the term "goof juice""

i threw that in for my good friend EMCE

5/19/2010 12:37:12 PM

i am however jealous of the dude that shot his load 18 feet

5/19/2010 12:37:37 PM

^that's obviously not the guy you wanna let blast his load down your throat

recipe for disaster right thurr

5/19/2010 12:38:59 PM

haha, that's impressive.

5/19/2010 12:45:27 PM

exit wound would probably remove several vertebrae and cut off your brain stem

5/19/2010 12:50:08 PM

yeah that's a talent i'd like to have

5/19/2010 12:52:24 PM

not a fan of the the super big peens, ouch!!!!

5/19/2010 1:15:42 PM

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"i am however jealous of the dude that shot his load 18 feet"

indeed

Imagine a girl saying you can pull out and blow it on her stomach, and then bam straight to the face. Although i guess you could prolly poke an eye out if you can shoot it 18 fucking feet.

5/19/2010 1:40:46 PM

you cant do that?

the pull out "im gonna go on your belly.. surprise facial" is one of the great feelings in life

5/19/2010 1:42:56 PM

haha yeah - so is when you underestimate even that and paint the wall

[Edited on May 19, 2010 at 1:48 PM. Reason : .]

5/19/2010 1:48:13 PM

I've shot it over my shoulder and onto the wall behind the couch before, that was funny in a "where did it go Something about Mary" kind of way considering it was a pre-work wank.

5/19/2010 1:51:52 PM

^, ^^

haha, hence the concept of the BOCOD.

5/19/2010 2:03:15 PM

I think I remember seeing a show about the guy with the 13.5" bitch splitter.

He said no woman would go near him, and vaginal sex was impossible. Also said he was gay, and preferred the anal cavity anyway because its deeper.

5/19/2010 2:03:54 PM

reading that size makes my eye twitch

[Edited on May 19, 2010 at 2:05 PM. Reason : makes more sense ]

5/19/2010 2:05:06 PM

13.5" Cock, unemployed "actor", living with his mom




SHOCKER

5/19/2010 2:06:44 PM

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"you cant do that? the pull out "im gonna go on your belly.. surprise facial" is one of the great feelings in life"

ahh I guess it can be misread like that. Yea I can do that, going for distance is fun as hell but imagine if you could shoot it 18 feet and you did that to a girl. It'd be like shooting someone with a firehose, they get hit and just starting rolling backwards because of the force

5/19/2010 2:22:09 PM

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"It'd be like shooting someone with a firehose, they get hit and just starting rolling backwards because of the force "

LOL @ the mental image

5/19/2010 2:24:56 PM

Nah, they don't, really

5/19/2010 2:25:41 PM

ICWYDT

5/19/2010 2:26:23 PM

5/19/2010 2:26:45 PM

the biggest dick is a white dick, interesting.

5/19/2010 3:28:43 PM

LOL

5/19/2010 3:29:11 PM

^^breaking stereotypes ITT

5/19/2010 4:00:54 PM

Haha I see I'm just above ideal

5/19/2010 4:02:34 PM

Sweet, I'm totally "satisfying"

[Edited on May 19, 2010 at 4:06 PM. Reason : asdasdf]

5/19/2010 4:06:08 PM

Quote :

"Sweet, I'm totally "satisfying""

5/19/2010 4:07:54 PM

A guy with a 13.5" cock has no excuse to be unemployed....hell, hes an "actor", so hes already halfway there...

5/19/2010 5:12:46 PM

13.5" is about as close to a Kickstand as it gets

5/19/2010 5:21:09 PM

5/19/2010 5:27:34 PM

someone find the football video

5/19/2010 5:40:52 PM

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"However, in 1991, a woman did have to get her stomach pumped for sucking down 1.7 pints of goof juice. That equates to roughly 5 yogurt cups. Blech."

Why did she have to haver her stomach pumped? Too much to digest at once? It would be like drinking 1.7 pints of milk. So I can't see why she had to have it pumped.

5/19/2010 5:51:33 PM

am I the only one to notice that guy third from the right stealing glances of other people?

5/19/2010 6:34:21 PM

that's the appeal of an orgy

visual stimulation

5/19/2010 6:35:00 PM