Duck under the influence. Donald Duck is arrested in Ohio.

http://www.fox13now.com/videobeta/3afa17d7-3f4e-4555-854a-64b232d46522/News/DUI-Arrest

7/5/2010 7:08:15 AM

i'm glad this isn't about the stax bassist, donald "duck" dunn

but the most entertaining part of clicking that link

is that the headliner of the salt lake city jazz festival

is seth mcfarlane??

WHITEST. TOWN. EVER.

7/5/2010 7:12:07 AM

7/5/2010 8:18:30 AM

He admitted to drinking, which is what caused the problem. I've never seen anyone have a wreck from smoking marijuana.

7/5/2010 8:27:59 AM

BlackDog looks and sounds like a wreck to me.

7/5/2010 8:53:47 AM

^^ ditto

could they use any more corny jokes in that story?

7/5/2010 9:02:11 AM

I hate that shit like that gets called "news" -- it is waaaayy past the line of "news vs. entertainment"

7/5/2010 9:08:00 AM

it's FOX....

7/5/2010 10:46:33 AM

holy crap that was the worst news segment i've ever seen

7/5/2010 12:13:02 PM

*boing*

7/5/2010 12:13:45 PM