So, my roommate won the promotion that G105 was doing over July 4th weekend and she won tickets to the show and to a cocktail party to meet him!So exciting!
7/8/2010 6:38:55 PM
pppfftttt...hahahahaha
7/8/2010 6:39:44 PM
Please fuck him for me?
7/8/2010 6:40:23 PM
grab his package
7/8/2010 6:41:04 PM
We plan on taking advantage of the situation....haha
7/8/2010 6:46:51 PM
cut his vocal cords with a rusty box cutter
7/8/2010 6:47:16 PM
What/who is a John Mayer?
7/8/2010 6:47:47 PM
7/8/2010 6:48:14 PM
seeing as how he's fucked Jessica Simpson and all those other hot celebs, i'm sure you really do have a shot
7/8/2010 6:48:42 PM
dang debbie downer!You never know! Maybe he is having that cocktail party so he can bwn some random average people.
7/8/2010 6:53:46 PM
that's how John Mayer would say itbahdy
7/8/2010 6:54:24 PM
if you get lucky he might call you the n-word.that's really the most that you should hope for.
7/8/2010 6:56:21 PM
if I went he would be all like "mmmm sawahash, you're the finest girl in this room, bwn?"
7/8/2010 6:58:20 PM
Ask him why he fucked over Jennifer Aniston. On second thought, don't ask him--I don't care. I'm not an animal--I'm human!
7/8/2010 7:06:17 PM
I'm sorry
7/8/2010 7:07:18 PM
7/8/2010 7:58:11 PM
1) Sell Ticket.2) Profit.
7/8/2010 8:09:20 PM
7/8/2010 8:15:41 PM
sorry for your loss
7/8/2010 8:16:02 PM
Ya know...a few years ago I would be on the John Mayer hate train too...but my mom BEGGED me to see him with her in concert, so I did b/c Ben Folds was opening, and he actually puts on a pretty damn good showthat said...wear a rubber suit just being in the same room with him at this "cock"tail party. That guy is dirty yo.
7/8/2010 8:18:36 PM
More like John Gayer.
7/8/2010 8:24:52 PM
^^ is your mom 30?
7/8/2010 8:58:29 PM
He apparently has a huge penis. At least that's the rumor.
7/8/2010 9:28:27 PM
John Mayer Vision
7/8/2010 9:29:39 PM
not into itthough i guess admittedly i did like some of his blues trio stuff...does he even do that anymore?
7/8/2010 9:44:37 PM
7/8/2010 9:52:39 PM
since when are moms not allowed to like pop music?my mom liked john mayer, kelly clarkson, etcamerican idol was like her #1 jam.
7/8/2010 9:53:31 PM
^ gets it.
7/8/2010 9:54:26 PM
7/8/2010 9:56:56 PM
My girlfriend also won in this contest -- wonder how many people total will be winners?
7/8/2010 11:44:02 PM
i dare you to call him Clayton
7/9/2010 12:08:47 AM
I wish I could go!
7/9/2010 12:22:20 AM
YOU CAN!
7/9/2010 12:28:20 AM