I likely won't be able to shit for a week.
7/15/2010 12:17:23 AM
thanks dude, I was really worried about this. really appreciate your setting my mind at rest.]
7/15/2010 12:18:40 AM
cheese has the opposite effect on me
7/15/2010 12:19:03 AM
Well, I ate it with whole wheat bread. I hope that balances it all out.
7/15/2010 12:22:12 AM
What kind of bread?
7/15/2010 12:22:56 AM
Actually, it was Nature's Own Wheat 'n Fiber. I should be good.
7/15/2010 12:24:17 AM
I hope. You may have created a butt cork.
7/15/2010 12:26:05 AM
i think i am partially a lactard because of what cheese does to mebut i LOVE CHEESE
7/15/2010 12:27:26 AM
This was colby jack. One of my favorites. I am now out of colby jack and monterrey jack, and nothing left but cheddar. I love me some cheese too!
7/15/2010 12:28:23 AM
white people and their cheese
7/15/2010 12:30:43 AM
Time to get you some of datYour ass will become a rocket launcher in no time.
7/15/2010 12:37:22 AM
I like cheese so much that eating it by the slice wasn't cutting it. So I'd unwrap all the slices and just ball them together into this big, unwieldy cheese ball & then just eat it like an apple. I mean, I know they have wheels of cheese, but I'd feel like some kind of weirdo eating a whole wheel of cheese
7/15/2010 12:37:47 AM
Heck, I'm not even mad; that's amazing.
7/15/2010 12:38:04 AM
right because eating a wheel of cheese is totally less insane than eating a mashed up cheese ball of your own design.
7/15/2010 12:39:05 AM
7/15/2010 12:42:24 AM
see, it's shit like ^ that needs to be weeded out of the gene pool.
7/15/2010 7:33:05 AM
evolution is a mighty slow process, yoand actually, I don't really think lactards are less likely to reproduce than normal peoplemy guess is the trait is weeded out of the gene pool only when some lactard decides to throw caution to the wind and eat an extra-large Papa John's pizza, and dies of diarrheawhich probably doesn't happen very often]
7/15/2010 9:14:59 AM
I HANKER FOR HUNK OF, A SLAB OR SLICE, A CHUNK OF...A SNACK THAT IS A WINNER, AND YET WON'T SPOIL MY DINNER!I HANKER FOR HUNK OF CHEESE! YAAA-HOO!LOOK! A WAGON WHEEL!
7/15/2010 9:22:26 AM
well i'm not technically a lactardcheese sometimes upsets my stomach. i don't eat that much other dairy so i don't know. but it isn't as bad as regular lactards.but i can say that cheese does not make me constipated.[Edited on July 15, 2010 at 9:26 AM. Reason : hahahaha. confidence. wow. ]
7/15/2010 9:25:54 AM
I am immune to dairy. I love dairy, Dairy loves me. I eat cheese with everything, eat ice cream, and drink milk with no consequence.
7/15/2010 9:28:24 AM
Well my dump this morning was very much like squirting soft serve ice cream...or more accurately, it was very much like watching the frozen custard slowly ooze out of the machines at Goodberry's.
7/15/2010 10:23:34 AM
7/15/2010 10:25:19 AM
night cheese
7/15/2010 10:27:23 AM