Quote :

"Nobody can be exactly like you."

10/12/2010 7:26:35 PM

in bed

10/12/2010 7:27:11 PM

Quote :

"Murder a TWWer. DO IT FAGGOT! "

10/12/2010 7:27:50 PM

in bed

10/12/2010 7:30:00 PM

lol

10/12/2010 7:40:30 PM

Quote :

"Many possibilities are open to you. Work a little harder."

10/12/2010 7:42:00 PM

at your place of employment



[Edited on October 12, 2010 at 7:44 PM. Reason : so you can get a raise and afford to have kids and other good stuff!]

10/12/2010 7:43:29 PM

Quote :

"Fuck on the floor, fuck on the couch, or fuck"

10/12/2010 8:17:18 PM

Quote :

"the lump on the back of your neck is cancer"

10/12/2010 8:28:26 PM

Quote :

"YOU WILL BE A GREAT SUCCESS -- BOTH IN BUSINESS AND SOCIALLY"

5/18/2011 3:01:00 PM

Sunday I got "Praise, like gold and diamonds, owes its value to its scarcity." ...in bed.

Once I got: "Love." ...in bed.

5/18/2011 3:03:19 PM

[Edited on May 18, 2011 at 3:09 PM. Reason : i kept it for motivation ]

5/18/2011 3:05:57 PM

Quote :

"the lump on the back of your neck is cancer "

I got this "fortune" cookie once and it was true

5/18/2011 3:08:25 PM