http://christwire.org/2010/10/why-do-hippies-still-exist-in-america/

a few of my favorite selections

Quote :

"Hippies are predominantly white and they have used that unfairly to their political advantage. They appear at PTA meetings and town events pretending to represent normal society. They avoid police stops on our roads by tucking their long hair back into their shirts and driving moderately, no matter what incredible amounts of mind-bending psychotropics they have just ingested."

and

Quote :

"The Grateful Dead is notorious for the intense availability of every drug known to mankind at their concerts. Young people tempted into this illicit world rarely return unharmed. Entering into these events, one is assaulted by sexual and psychedelic demands that push you into naked frenzies and hours-long blackouts. The music itself is harsh and overwhelming, crafted to outrage our most basic moral instincts. It celebrates an elite form of hedonism so sickening that one imagines the deepest pits of hell couldn’t possibly be more terrifying. Children have long been cursed into lifelong spirals of wanton sexuality and extreme political fanaticism after being exposed to this sort of experience. "

I still haven't decided if the article is serious or not

10/19/2010 8:59:14 PM

Quote :

"They have perverted medical science and our legal system to such an extent that deadly street drugs like marijuana are now decriminalized and available to our children at any bus stop."

[Edited on October 19, 2010 at 9:07 PM. Reason : -]

10/19/2010 9:07:18 PM

OH NO! What could be worse than sex AND politics??!!

10/19/2010 9:24:37 PM

Theres another one about hipsters

http://christwire.org/2010/07/the-new-york-times-offends-outrages-with-its-hipster-agenda/

Quote :

"Hipsters are nothing to be proud of and they are certainly nothing for a national media organization to celebrate. They represent indulgence and failure of every kind. From their incessant need to have pre-marital sex or else masturbate themselves numb to their shameless willingness to feed from the trough of hardworking Americans to support their blogs, indie bands or t-shirt companies, these people embody the death of the Puritan ethic. They live like 14-year olds– emotionally stunted, egomaniacal, crying for no reason and then twittering about it. They dress like 14-year olds as well, often in cartoon character clothes that show off unpleasant patches of skin. Were it not for their bruises and awkward facial hair, it would be impossible to tell them apart from actual drunk teenagers. "

lol



upon further review I think this website might be a spoof, theres an article on cats too

http://christwire.org/2010/10/are-your-cats-keeping-you-single/

10/19/2010 9:26:02 PM

the site is an excellently-done parody of wingnuttery

10/19/2010 9:32:37 PM

Quote :

"Were it not for their bruises and awkward facial hair, it would be impossible to tell them apart from actual drunk teenagers."

i LOLed

10/19/2010 10:12:09 PM

LOLOLOL..Awesome find, terd!

10/19/2010 10:13:18 PM