don't like

invent time machine
get herpes
travel back in time to when you were with ex bf/gf
fuck them and give them herpes
travel forward in time to right before you got herpes and tell yourself not to do it
laugh because your ex has herpes

12/13/2010 6:40:35 PM

I'll go back over each of my posts, if you'd like.

Here's my first post:

http://www.thewolfweb.com/message_topic.aspx?topic=509606&page=1#11244917

I'm giving insight into a class. This was one of my first posts, but it's certainly not a "crap thread."

Then I made 4 posts in the only thread I've made in Study Hall:

http://www.thewolfweb.com/message_topic.aspx?topic=523798&page=1#11532403

Which was asking about CE214 (I ended up getting like a B or a B+ in the class, so I guess I did well on the final).

Then, in a thread about cheating in Thermo, I posted about how I sent that professor an e-mail:
http://www.thewolfweb.com/message_topic.aspx?topic=583555&page=1#13562378

Hardly a "crap thread" IMO.

Then the Fall 2009 grades:
http://www.thewolfweb.com/message_topic.aspx?topic=583516&page=1#13569276

Seems to be a yearly tradition. Hardly "crap."

Then there is someone asking about MAE or CE dynamics. I gave my insight into the differences of the two courses:
http://www.thewolfweb.com/message_topic.aspx?topic=588274&page=1#13737323

Crap thread:
http://www.thewolfweb.com/message_topic.aspx?topic=588731&page=1#13757353

Not so much a crap thread, but a non-insightful post:
http://www.thewolfweb.com/message_topic.aspx?topic=587972&page=1#13773468

Guy asking about some humanity courses. I gave some help on a guy:
http://www.thewolfweb.com/message_topic.aspx?topic=591398&page=1#13869479

A thread about some MAE professors and which ones are good and which ones to avoid. I gave help on that matter:
http://www.thewolfweb.com/message_topic.aspx?topic=592250&page=1#13899783

A thread about Spring 2010 grades (inappropriately named though). I posted my grade and then a snarky comment:

http://www.thewolfweb.com/message_topic.aspx?topic=593543&page=1#13958267

Then your Spring 2010 grades thread:
http://www.thewolfweb.com/message_topic.aspx?topic=594106&page=1#13967822

I made 1 post that wasn't relevant out of 8 posts.

Someone posted a bitch thread about Fortran. I guess it can be considered a "crap thread," but I don't, as it is still within the scope of the section. Anyway, I made a post that contributed in the general spirit of the thread:
http://www.thewolfweb.com/message_topic.aspx?topic=594660&page=1#13989757

evan's fall schedule thread. I didn't post my schedule, but answered another user's question, although I was a bit hostile:
http://www.thewolfweb.com/message_topic.aspx?topic=593388&page=1#13999073

Guy looking for a tutor. I asked a simple question regarding the logistics of his situation:
http://www.thewolfweb.com/message_topic.aspx?topic=595448&page=1#14019298

Someone made a thread about MAE 407 with Boles. Someone bitched about him writing the book and having a new edition that comes out every 4-5 years:
http://www.thewolfweb.com/message_topic.aspx?topic=595181&page=1#14099902

I set them straight in 2 posts.

Crap thread:
http://www.thewolfweb.com/message_topic.aspx?topic=597941&page=1#14117623

Thread about PE 243:
http://www.thewolfweb.com/message_topic.aspx?topic=598043&page=1#14122097

Made 3 posts to help the guy.

Crap thread:
http://www.thewolfweb.com/message_topic.aspx?topic=598272&page=1#14133209

Thread about Boles. They were asking if he had retired or something:
http://www.thewolfweb.com/message_topic.aspx?topic=599386&page=1#14173566

3 posts that contributed.

Crap thread:
http://www.thewolfweb.com/message_topic.aspx?topic=599751&page=1#14199334

Post about different course numbers that are the same:
http://www.thewolfweb.com/message_topic.aspx?topic=600230&page=1#14204889

Posted my experience.

Crap thread:
http://www.thewolfweb.com/message_topic.aspx?topic=600898&page=1#14229603

Crap thread:
http://www.thewolfweb.com/message_topic.aspx?topic=600948&page=1#14237769

Helped a user out with MAE 208:
http://www.thewolfweb.com/message_topic.aspx?topic=601786&page=1#14268065

Thread about MAE 301. Helped a user out 3 times:
http://www.thewolfweb.com/message_topic.aspx?topic=601783&page=1#14268080

Crap thread (one of your threads):
http://www.thewolfweb.com/message_topic.aspx?topic=600520&page=1#14309084

Crap reply:
http://www.thewolfweb.com/message_topic.aspx?topic=603291&page=1#14345788

Crap thread with 4 crap responses:
http://www.thewolfweb.com/message_topic.aspx?topic=603694&page=1#14352819

Crap response:
http://www.thewolfweb.com/message_topic.aspx?topic=603793&page=1#14356267

Ok thread, ok responses (2):
http://www.thewolfweb.com/message_topic.aspx?topic=603851&page=1#14358212

Talked about ENG101:
http://www.thewolfweb.com/message_topic.aspx?topic=603832&page=1#14377617

Crap thread:
http://www.thewolfweb.com/message_topic.aspx?topic=604401&page=1#14379933

Crap thread (you):
http://www.thewolfweb.com/message_topic.aspx?topic=605760&page=1#14443602

Crap thread (you):
http://www.thewolfweb.com/message_topic.aspx?topic=605953&page=1#14451317

About film class. Offered obvious advice:
http://www.thewolfweb.com/message_topic.aspx?topic=605901&page=1#14452892

Serious thread, crap response:
http://www.thewolfweb.com/message_topic.aspx?topic=606005&page=1#14453138

12/13/2010 6:45:52 PM

also kill yourself once you get herpes and live on as your future self without herpes

12/13/2010 6:54:25 PM

It's clear that you have a limited understanding of time travel. What do they teach you kids in school these days?

12/13/2010 7:17:18 PM

Where we're going, we don't need roads

12/13/2010 7:19:11 PM

A time paradox, such as what you propose, would cause a tear in space time... Not only would you destroy your universe, but many other multi-universes that are adjacent in the similar realm.

12/13/2010 7:21:30 PM

Quote :

"It's clear that you have a limited understanding of time travel. What do they teach you kids in school these days? "

says the guy who hasn't built a time machine and isn't preparing to contract herpes to travel back several years in time and fuck an ex girlfriend to play a good joke on her. and destroying my universe would be a pretty good joke to play on everyone else too

[Edited on December 13, 2010 at 7:25 PM. Reason : .]

12/13/2010 7:24:57 PM

amac884 fucking runs this shit

12/13/2010 7:26:41 PM

I'll tell you a better thing to do. I had been dating this chick for 5 weeks and she was really digging me. I didn't really like her all that much, but I didn't want to just tell her that I had found someone hotter to fuck, so I decided to make her out to be the bad guy. Here's what I did:

I was banging her doggystyle one afternoon. Her bed was right in front of a window on the first floor, so we would always look out at the empty street and occasionally make small chat about if the neighbors could see it. I'm sure that any of them with binoculars could, but this chick only had B tits, so it's not like it was something they couldn't have seen at 3:00AM on Cinemax.

Anyways, I didn't want to be the one who ruined this relationship, so I devised a plan that would place the blame on her and probably make her obsessed with me. Obsession was my ultimate goal because I felt she would make a terrific booty call on these nights when I just didn't feel like going to the bar.

So I'm banging her doggystyle and all of a sudden I say, "Hey, hold on, I should probably put on a condom." At this point I leave the room, and in walks my friend who had been playing xbox in an upstairs bedroom. He puts on a condom and takes my place, as I quietly exit out the front door. My girlfriend, being about 8 quick breaths from an orgasm, has no idea it's not me. I walk around to the window and wave as she's getting it from the back. She screams.

I immediately walked into the house, called her a cheater, and broke off the relationship right there on the spot.

Still have the number. Still have the booty call.

Use your head, folks, and you, too, can have an endless supply of B+ pussy.

12/13/2010 7:27:02 PM

i dont believe you

12/13/2010 7:28:13 PM

^^ That plan only works if your friend doesn't have an enormous cock

12/13/2010 7:30:14 PM

LOL amac884

12/13/2010 7:30:53 PM

Son, I was building time machines in between sips of similac

12/13/2010 7:44:24 PM

Quote :

"At this point I leave the room, and in walks my friend who had been playing xbox in an upstairs bedroom."

so why was your friend upstairs in your girlfriend's house playing xbox?

12/13/2010 7:45:35 PM

because he's a fucking liar who never actually did that

12/13/2010 7:46:39 PM

^^she didn't know he was there, he had to do something to occupy his time before we made the switch

12/13/2010 9:37:49 PM

Doc Brown would not approve!

12/13/2010 9:42:00 PM

^^ rrrright.

even though we know everyone is lying on the internet...try to make it a little more believable next time mmmkay?

12/13/2010 9:46:20 PM

Or pull a John Connor and send a guy back in time to give your mom herpes.

12/13/2010 9:56:56 PM

Quote :

"So I'm banging her doggystyle and all of a sudden I say, "Hey, hold on, I should probably put on a condom." At this point I leave the room, and in walks my friend who had been playing xbox in an upstairs bedroom. He puts on a condom and takes my place, as I quietly exit out the front door. My girlfriend, being about 8 quick breaths from an orgasm, has no idea it's not me. I walk around to the window and wave as she's getting it from the back. She screams. "

That's called the David Blane, and someone's been listening to David Banner.

12/13/2010 10:12:45 PM

that's probably rape too

12/13/2010 10:19:31 PM

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12/13/2010 11:07:12 PM