"Bears are kind of terrifying in a shark-like way."

12/17/2010 1:59:54 PM

MomStoned420

12/17/2010 2:02:29 PM

"I thought you were going to be gay, I never saw you with a girl!"

12/17/2010 2:02:46 PM

[During every trip to the beach:]

"Mom, how is it that you get out in the sun for all of 25 minutes and get completely dark?"

"Because daddy was a [black]."


Yes, my mom is a closet racist (or at least doesn't find certain words completely offensive...then again she's used every curse word known to the english language around me for as long as I can remember, so perhaps that's it).

[Edited on December 17, 2010 at 2:12 PM. Reason : .]

12/17/2010 2:10:50 PM

"Do you have the SOCOM: Black Ops?"

"Oh, look a cop. Good thing I don't have anything illegal on me."

12/17/2010 2:13:57 PM

"honey... i'm pregnant."

12/17/2010 2:15:06 PM