Our ability to skew polls on an epic scale. Screw you "like" button!!!
2/8/2011 3:32:39 PM
toasting in an epic thread
2/8/2011 3:33:51 PM
the only limit is yourself
2/8/2011 3:33:55 PM
and the 1000 of fake facebook accounts you spawned for this action...
2/8/2011 3:34:22 PM
Also spontaneity. My April is completely booked already. No way that should be the case two months out.
2/8/2011 3:35:05 PM
its ok, we all still gonna spam you invites to parties happening out in Europe cause we know you ain't coming and like to be smug in your face that we all are having a party in mother fucking Europe but still being somewhat polite with the invite...
2/8/2011 3:37:05 PM
Cheating on your SO is also complicated now.
2/8/2011 3:38:27 PM
I too would have that issue, if I had a SO...
2/8/2011 3:41:15 PM
Facebook has made the beginning stages of dating a new girl absolute hell. I go out of my way to avoid being "friends" with them on FB in the early stages but they always ask you, and it's not like I'll say no.
2/8/2011 3:41:46 PM
Friends are gay. No one wants friends. They're just people who bother you and ask for favors.
2/8/2011 3:43:22 PM
2/8/2011 3:47:43 PM
set your facebook so it can't be found in a search, hopefully they won't google or be your friend's friend on facebook already, then tell her you don't have one.
2/8/2011 3:52:30 PM
NO, BUT YOU CAN FRIEND ME ON MYSPACE!
2/8/2011 3:54:16 PM
2/8/2011 3:59:24 PM
Facesmash
2/8/2011 4:12:57 PM
2/8/2011 4:17:49 PM
don't respond to the friend request for a few days/week(s) and tell her you never really check it.. of course if you actually post a status every day then it won't really work
2/8/2011 5:10:59 PM
just don't do status updates. Honestly, do you friends even care what you are doing? I wouldn't.I put my status "I'm always home with my shottie so don't rob me."
2/8/2011 5:45:32 PM
2/8/2011 7:56:46 PM
If you wish to create multiple fake facebooks without creating tons of new emails use gmail and the + feature. address@gmail.com is same as address+fake@gmail.com also same as add.ress@gmail.com. 1 email tons of accounts, $profit?
2/9/2011 12:26:56 AM
facebook is a crock of shit
2/9/2011 12:37:34 AM
You know what Facebook ruined? the internet
2/9/2011 12:38:18 AM