Neither what could be objectively called beautiful.

Both great to eat.

4/6/2011 6:50:43 PM

welcome to family guy (only with clams)

4/6/2011 6:51:33 PM

some vaginas are definitely beautiful, in every sense of the word.

some, of course, are ugly.

4/6/2011 7:04:03 PM

I hate seafood

4/6/2011 7:06:44 PM

a vagina is NEVER "beautiful" in a non-sexual, completely objective way to a heterosexual man

some look better than others, though

4/6/2011 7:06:54 PM

i disagree.... some are just so perfectly crafted that i would call them beautiful even in a non-sexual way. not many, but i have seen definitely a few (in pics).

conversely, some are stomach-churningly revolting.

4/6/2011 7:13:12 PM

I, too, eat copious amounts of vagina.

4/6/2011 7:13:40 PM

great now i can never eat oysters again

THANKS A LOT

4/6/2011 7:14:31 PM

both cycle through times when they're good to eat and not good to eat

4/6/2011 7:19:30 PM

Both are best enjoyed raw.

4/6/2011 7:23:39 PM

both are best enjoyed dead and cold

4/6/2011 7:27:32 PM

There's no worse feeling than popping open an oyster shell and seeing that there's just a big wad of roast beef in there.

4/6/2011 8:20:46 PM

insert clever comparison between a pearl and a clitoris

4/6/2011 8:27:09 PM

I'm intrigued by this "clitoris" you speak of...

4/6/2011 8:35:52 PM

the clitoris is an urban legend.

i saw it on myth busters.

4/6/2011 8:37:58 PM

If you don't wash them before you shuck them open, you'll probably get a mouthful of grit?

4/6/2011 10:35:34 PM

i dont fuck oysters

4/6/2011 10:39:33 PM

I'm a big fan of vaginas. Oysters are ok I guess.

I actually agree with OEP on this one.

4/6/2011 10:54:09 PM

I don't have to work hard to open a vagina.

4/7/2011 1:02:37 AM

4/7/2011 1:13:45 AM

I always thought an 'oyster' is when you jizz in your pants...

4/7/2011 7:07:17 AM

lol, wut

4/7/2011 7:13:03 AM

If Pikey's right, then I eat oysters all the time.

4/7/2011 10:14:39 AM

Quote :

"both cycle through times when they're good to eat and not good to eat"

That whole red tide thing...

And either way, the bad ones smell NASTY.

4/7/2011 10:16:53 AM

Quote :

"I always thought an 'oyster' is when you jizz in your pants..."

Quote :

"lol, wut"

Like a goopy wad in your pants = oyster.

4/7/2011 10:19:28 AM

I'll get you moister than an oyster.

4/7/2011 10:20:40 AM

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"Like a goopy wad in your pants = oyster."

I just hurled.

4/7/2011 10:30:26 AM

Quote :

"Like a goopy wad in your pants = oyster."

That's pearl jam, sir.

4/7/2011 1:33:46 PM