Stephen Seagal sued after driving a tank through mans fence, shooting a puppy and killing prized chickens
9/2/2011 12:55:44 AM
unbelievable
9/2/2011 1:00:20 AM
its sad when real news items sound like the onion
9/2/2011 1:07:33 AM
Somehow insert DMX into this and they could make a movie
9/2/2011 1:08:49 AM
I'm not sure DMX can leave the state of Arizona right now, it would be perfect.
9/2/2011 1:46:49 AM
I'm sure Stephen Seagal went in guns a blazing and single handedly killed hundreds of roosters and a puppy and there is nothing more to this story.
9/2/2011 2:48:12 AM
The roosters and puppy were probably On Deadly Ground.
9/2/2011 3:06:39 AM
is Stephen Steagal related to Steven Seagal?
9/2/2011 3:35:52 AM
the place was Under Siege
9/2/2011 3:38:15 AM
Don't fuck with the Jesus.
9/2/2011 7:50:17 AM
WTF is wrong with law enforcement in Arizona?
9/2/2011 7:57:09 AM
more like wtf is wrong with sheriff joe arpaio
9/2/2011 8:14:18 AM
U mad, bro
9/2/2011 8:18:00 AM
Poor puppy now has some Exit Wounds.
9/2/2011 8:59:57 AM
local police forces have a combined armory budget that surpasses the military funding of every country but the USyouve got a badge that says you can do whatever you want,what are they just gonna let that shit get rusty in the shed?
9/2/2011 9:02:29 AM
I think the apology letter should become public record if it ever gets written [Edited on September 2, 2011 at 9:05 AM. Reason : I've got thank you cards on the brain ]
9/2/2011 9:04:50 AM
seriously, how did you fuck up the spelling of his name? I mean it seems like you know how to read...
9/2/2011 9:06:57 AM
I'm not sure how much choice he really had in the matterSounds like he made an Executive Decision
9/2/2011 9:09:12 AM
This just in on The Ticker : He was Born to Raise Hell and we all know a A Dangerous Man. He was Driven to Kill Against the Dark world of The Foreigner. He could have Pistol Whipped the dog and and administer his own form of Urban Justice and then leave in a Flight of Fury. He should have just been a Shadow Man when he joined that Attack Force but instead he became a Mercenary for Justice. When the dust settled it was a Black Dawn, Submerged Into the Sun, Out of Reach of the Executive Decision he had to make. The Patriot, Half Past Dead , is now Out for a Kill. He thought he was Above the Law, Marked for Death but Hard to Kill. Out for Justice after his world was Under Siege, The Glimmer Man On Deadly Ground will now venture into the Belly of the Beast. Under Siege 2: Dark Territory.
9/2/2011 9:20:21 AM