http://www.cnn.com/2011/09/27/world/meast/iran-navy/index.html?hpt=hp_t2
9/27/2011 8:33:05 PM
i either just peed myself, pooped myself, or possibly both simultaneously
9/27/2011 8:37:05 PM
they should've come during hurricane season
9/27/2011 8:37:52 PM
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9/27/2011 8:40:08 PM
LOLZ
9/27/2011 8:41:54 PM
time to unmothball the battleships
9/27/2011 8:42:11 PM
Some random googling leads me to believe that the US Coast Guard could handle the entire Iranian Navy with plenty of room for error.
9/27/2011 8:42:59 PM
I went to CNN.com to read the article and they have a picture of their first warship built in 2009.Pretty much looks like a ship from Deadliest Catch with a gun mounted on it.
9/27/2011 8:54:19 PM
9/27/2011 8:57:03 PM
Get. Off. My. Coast.
9/27/2011 8:59:56 PM
For some reason the idea of a bunch of Persians on a boat seems funny to meAnd also dangerous. I wouldn't want to be on an Iranian boat
9/27/2011 9:00:12 PM
Us Navy is bigger than the next 17 largest combined. This is little threat.
9/27/2011 9:02:08 PM
Lets meet them for battle on the high seas with our pirate ships and shoot cannon balls at them.
9/27/2011 9:03:04 PM
Little do we know...It's not an action movie - it's a documentary.
9/27/2011 9:04:24 PM
They have a word for "jurisprudence" in iranian Farsi?[Edited on September 27, 2011 at 9:05 PM. Reason : .]
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9/27/2011 10:06:31 PM
Iran sees us floatin. They hatin.
9/27/2011 10:35:53 PM
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9/27/2011 10:38:16 PM
9/27/2011 10:39:14 PM
you know, the USS Constitution (old ironsides) is still a commissioned warship in the US navy...
9/27/2011 10:40:35 PM
At least it's not this ship:
9/27/2011 10:42:13 PM
COME GET SOME.
9/27/2011 10:42:26 PM
9/27/2011 10:43:25 PM
We should jam their communications with American media so they can see what their gov. has been censoring.
9/27/2011 10:46:17 PM
quick! man the mounds at fort fisher!
9/27/2011 10:47:51 PM
There's an app for that:http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Commando_SoloAs far as the Iranian Navy of the Iranian Army or whatever the hell they're called...ehh. I imagine that, at most, they'll just sail a couple of ships in international waters near our coast, which they're entitled to do. If they get into our waters or threaten any American vessel, then that's a different matter. As far as making a statement, I don't know about what. It certainly isn't a statement of power projection against the U.S.
9/27/2011 10:57:58 PM
9/27/2011 11:31:45 PM
It's beyond any shadow of a doubt true in practical terms...and I don't view the public as having any meaningful say in foreign policy.
9/27/2011 11:33:17 PM
9/27/2011 11:47:26 PM
i could see them running out of fuel in a hurricane or something and needing a coast guard rescue
9/27/2011 11:51:59 PM
You mean a U.S. Navy capture.
9/27/2011 11:56:47 PM
im telling ya,shadow them with the uss constitution.make the whole world laugh at them.
9/28/2011 1:42:59 PM
http://news.blogs.cnn.com/2011/09/27/two-new-narco-subs-found-in-colombia/?iref=obinsiteIt'd be funny if while they were off the coast, they ran into the Mexican drug cartels with their subs, and were blown out of the water.
9/28/2011 3:28:08 PM
Clearly world arrogant power is referring to Canada.
9/28/2011 3:31:26 PM
just send them porn dvd's and they will all defect.
9/28/2011 3:36:15 PM
got damn this thread brought the lolz10/10
9/28/2011 3:36:43 PM
I don't think Iran really wants to play this hard... their ships will be sunk with a simple air strike.unless they really want to start shit, in which case, they've created a nuclear missile, but don't have the launch capability except from a ship close to the US... so when they get here, they threaten with nuclear missile strikesahh, conspiracy theory... scary.[Edited on September 28, 2011 at 3:42 PM. Reason : .]
9/28/2011 3:38:57 PM
It's not about the ships. In fact, irans doesn't care about the ships or the sailors.Iran only cares about proving a point:If we don't let them parade their ships around our coast, they will call us hypocrites because we parade around their shores.If we do let them parade their ships, they could easily put rockets/missles in rage of our coastline (especially washington d.c) for an element of surprise attack.[Edited on September 28, 2011 at 3:47 PM. Reason : .]
9/28/2011 3:47:09 PM
I think our response to this was a collective and resounding "MEH..."http://www.cnn.com/2011/09/28/world/meast/iran-navy/index.html?hpt=hp_t2
9/28/2011 4:01:34 PM
haha
9/28/2011 4:04:38 PM
Secret photo taken during Iranian Navy wargames: [Edited on September 28, 2011 at 4:45 PM. Reason : ..]
9/28/2011 4:44:19 PM
They couldn't beat our dinghy.But seriously, that ship doesn't look much bigger than a frigate. I doubt very seriously they have the ability to sustain a ship that far across the world without supply ships. Smaller ships have to take on fuel and stores at an alarming rate. Methinks that Iran would not like to face a US warship at DogZebra GQ
9/28/2011 4:45:18 PM
im pretty sure sailing a ship close to the US and even hinting at a nuclear missile strike would equal instant sinkage.whatever ship they send (if any) will be followed out of its home port by one of our attack submarines anyway, lol.
9/28/2011 5:06:21 PM
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[Edited on September 28, 2011 at 7:13 PM. Reason : .]
9/28/2011 7:10:14 PM
all that equipment, yet their flashlights are taped onto their riflesi guess the blue muzzle means it's not live?
9/28/2011 7:15:58 PM