Dear Applicant,My name is Krystal Graham from CLUB MONACO.As you may be aware Club Monaco is a high-end high street clothing retailer with more than 69 stores in North America. It is owned by Polo Ralph Lauren. The retailer has locations in Canada, Hong Kong, Macao, Taiwan, South Korea, China, the United Arab Emirates, Malaysia, Indonesia, Singapore, Saudi Arabia, and the United States. Club Monaco also plans to open stores in the United Kingdom and Manila.Club Monaco alternates between less formal styles during the northern spring and summer and more formal offerings during autumn and winter. The company is best known for its classic "black & white" styles. From the onset of the label, this black & white has been Club Monaco's foundation from which hints of colour are injected. Club Monaco's tailoring takes its cues from EuropeMy primary objective is to link suppliers who have been personally tested to buyers and stand for 100%. I source for buyers and suppliers at the same time so I can link them to make mine and the company's profits. On every actual purchase made, I have a 20% profit .I source for buyers and suppliers within and outside the United States of America. I am constantly on the move organizing Seminars to bring buyers and suppliers together. I need someone that can complete billings, invoicing and payments on my behalf and get them to the vendors, as well as to be on deck to receive payments from my buyers, so the linking is effective and immediate.The only way I am entitled to the 20% payment is, if the actual deal is concluded through me. When suppliers and buyers go head to head, i'm at a loss as they can transact directly with one another without my knowledge. This position offers you 10%, you're offered a very good pay as transactions are steady, continuous and constant. An average transaction is for $2,000.00 and over and you can handle as many as 3 transactions in a week as most payments are made in installment. The pay is good enough to encourage you to work hard and be efficient while it's more than enough for me to stay in business while encouraging me to source harder and link more. I travel a lot and when buyers want to make purchase, when i'm on company errand, he\she has to hold-on till I return, to place an order, on the long term. The disadvantage is our customers start sourcing for suppliers on their own, so having an assistant/representative easily reachable has its numerous advantages. We have lost too many deals due to this act and we're trying to put an end to it.The best form of payment used are business checks and direct bank transfers they are always available and confirmed on the spot, they are not the only means used but they are the best for our process. Most of the buyers we work with are those we've previously handled successful transactions with, new buyers are verified and confirmed before the linking process occurs. You have nothing to worry about. The mode of operation is as follows; you receive the payment directly from the individual buyer, in your mail, usually via ups/fedex and have them cashed. You send the payment to our suppliers/vendors when i need you to, or directly to the company and your pay is 10% of the amount sent to you. All charges during cashing, sending of payments and transaction completion will be deducted from the balance after you've received your pay and not deducted from your pay so your pay is fixed on the amount cashed per transaction. You can handle as many as 3 or more transactions per week, but you'll be handling one (1) initially to see how efficiently and how quickly you can carry out the completion.On 3 transactions you're sure of nothing less than $600 weekly. The hours are flexible and you can decide when you want to work as what you'll be doing initially is cashing the payments and completing the transaction to the supplier. I don't need you online 24/7, just to be online on a daily basis and at least check your e-mail regularly. Working with me will also not disturb your other jobs, (If you have any) as i require that applicant only have easy access to the internet, be reachable easily and respond/carry out instructions sent as soon as possible.Please show your continued interest in this position by sending me the following info.First Name:Last Name:Mailing Address:City:State:Zip Code:Mobile Phone #:Contact Phone #:Alternative Contact e-mail address:RegardsKrystal Graham
11/30/2011 2:09:23 PM
tl;dr
11/30/2011 2:12:34 PM
when I click a thread and see such a big words block, it's almost like getting punched in the face
11/30/2011 2:13:11 PM
its a scam dressed up as a response to an application for employment
11/30/2011 2:13:30 PM
coldblooded
11/30/2011 2:14:52 PM
Why do people keep posting scams like this is the 20th century?HELLO CUSTOMER,YOU HAVE NO FULFILLED YOUR PROMISE TO DONATE TO THE BUBBLEBOBBLE WII RELIEF FOUNDATION. etc etc.REGARDS,PRINCE ALJEKHABARARAKAZAR
11/30/2011 2:15:48 PM
i don't even wanna try to read how its supposedly a scam
11/30/2011 2:16:14 PM
^^ because plenty of people still fall for them[Edited on November 30, 2011 at 2:16 PM. Reason : a]
11/30/2011 2:16:30 PM
^ + + a little bit of Maybe some or as well.Typical Americans
11/30/2011 2:20:00 PM
I mean this is clearly not legit but I wonder about the scam anglemaybe they get you to do some money laundering for them?
11/30/2011 2:51:31 PM
reminds me that I need to do laundry this weekend
11/30/2011 2:52:33 PM
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11/30/2011 4:31:06 PM
This one just makes me sad:http://abcnews.go.com/US/death-craigslist-job-scam/story?id=15029282#.TtagxrLNnmU
11/30/2011 4:32:15 PM
inside sales that bitch forreal
11/30/2011 4:51:35 PM
11/30/2011 5:10:47 PM
^^^^They cut right before the referee humps her face.
11/30/2011 6:03:12 PM
How can something be so heartless but so full of [words]I'm Krallum and I approved this message.
11/30/2011 6:07:32 PM
At my work I receive spam emails in Arabic. As I don't read Arabic they get auto-trashed, but I often wondered what lulz lay within.
11/30/2011 9:38:24 PM