1) Bucket of milk

1/16/2012 3:49:19 PM

bucket of milk? are you on a farm or something?

1/16/2012 3:50:20 PM

yes, i work on a farm. OMG

1/16/2012 3:51:25 PM

1/16/2012 3:51:26 PM

lava
toilets
the ocean
black holes
your mom

1/16/2012 4:31:44 PM

dropped mine out of the tree stand twice

1/16/2012 4:33:53 PM

dude, my droid razr is made with diamond cut spun aluminum, its reinforced with fucking gorilla glass and the backplate is made of kevlar

if i drop it in lava, the lava better watch out

1/16/2012 4:33:56 PM

I dunno about dropping, but you probably shouldn't put your phone in the freezer.

1/16/2012 5:39:14 PM

semen

1/16/2012 5:42:20 PM

%

1/16/2012 5:43:33 PM

2.) anything?

1/16/2012 7:25:37 PM

Lemme put a superhydrophobic coating on it and you can make calls umderwater

1/16/2012 7:31:21 PM

Quote :

"BUCKET OF WEINER"

1/16/2012 7:32:05 PM

UMDER THE SEA

DOO-DOO DOO-DOO-DOO, DOO-DOO DOO DOO

1/16/2012 7:33:03 PM

Definitely not the toilet after you just dropped a deuce in it....came close today and would've just flushed the fucker down

1/16/2012 7:47:45 PM