online.
without having to pay anything.
without having to call anyone.
without having to put pants on.

it would be for carteret county

no its not me.
no its not my lady friend.
no i won't give you the name of the person i'm creeping on.
no i won't give you a BJ (this applies to EMCE and Bigman).

5/23/2012 8:08:12 PM

I thought you married a dude, he get his shit snipped?

5/23/2012 8:09:18 PM

no NC outlawed fags a few weeks ago
don't you people read the newspaper?

jesus is my only friend now

5/23/2012 8:10:39 PM

Your friend's court case is his business. Not yours.

5/23/2012 8:20:56 PM

not a friend
not a dude

5/23/2012 8:22:31 PM

If you don't want to pay for a background check you have to physically travel to the courthouse in that county and use the computers in the clerks office.

5/23/2012 8:32:07 PM

that fucks with my plan

5/23/2012 8:43:49 PM

Or make friends with someone in law school/access to ACIS.

5/23/2012 8:46:05 PM