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"What do ten NCSU students and ten UNNCH students have in common? They both got into state."

This has been a Krallum observation

3/6/2013 11:54:29 PM

huh

3/6/2013 11:55:21 PM

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"Why did the woman cross the road? WHAT THE HELL IS SHE DOING OUT OF THE KITCHEN?!?! "

3/7/2013 5:19:49 AM

https://thewolfweb.com/joke.aspx?joke=449

Todays joke made me chuckle.

3/14/2024 4:00:04 PM

A young man walks up and sits down at the bar. What can I get you?" the bartender inquires. "I want 6 shots of Jagermeister," responded the young man. "6 shots?!? Are you celebrating something?" "Yeah, my first blowjob." "Well, in that case, let me give you a 7th on the house." "No offence, sir. But if 6 shots won't get rid of the taste, nothing will.

Lol

4/8/2024 11:54:56 AM

A tough old cowboy once counseled his grandson that if he wanted to live a
long life, the secret was to sprinkle a little gunpowder on his oatmeal
every morning
The grandson did this religiously and he lived to the age of 93.
When he died, he left 14 children, 28 grandchildren, 35 great grandchildren
and a fifteen foot hole in the wall of the crematorium.

Thanks AxlBonBach i chuckled

5/2/2024 10:16:26 PM

After a really good party a man walks into a bar and orders a drink. Already drunk and delirious, the man turns to the person sitting next to him and says, ''You wanna hear a blonde joke?''
The person replies, ''I am 240 pounds, world kickboxing champion and a natural blonde.
My friend is 190 pounds, world judo champion and is a natural blonde.
And my other friend is 200 pounds, world arm wrestling champion and is also a natural blonde. Do you still want to tell me that blonde joke?''

The man thinks for a while and replies, ''Not if I have to explain it three times.''

I laughed at this one from Douche Bag

2/25/2025 9:48:05 PM

lol, that's clever, because people with blonde hair are dumb!

2/26/2025 11:11:32 AM

I never thought about it that way, but you're right!

Especially those Scandinavians!

2/26/2025 12:08:21 PM

^^no its clever cause the blondes act all tough and the person telling the joke backs down but not cause they're tough

2/27/2025 9:30:04 PM

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"Best thing about 29 yr olds Whats the best thing about 29yr olds.......theres 20 of them... submitted by NorthtoSouth on Thursday, February 15 at 12:19 PM"

Got to be the worst one ever thanks NorthtoSouth

3/12/2025 10:01:24 PM

Todays is a little better. Its kinda stupid but humorous in a charming and innocent way. Its kind of the forest gump of jokes

3/13/2025 1:00:01 AM

Let's have Elon Musk run the Joke of the Day function on The America Web.

All jokes will be both composed and selected by the one and only Elon Musk whose unique comedy stylings are sure to be a runaway hit with the public.

3/13/2025 8:37:07 AM

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"A passenger plane on a cross-country trip runs into a terrible storm. The plane gets pounded by rain, hail, wind and lightening. The passengers panic, certain that the plane is going to crash and they are all going to die. At the height of the storm, a young woman jumps up and exclaims, “I can’t take this anymore! I can’t just sit here and die like an animal, strapped to a chair. If I am going to die, let me die feeling like a woman. Is there anyone here man enough to make me feel like a woman?” A hand goes up in the back of the plane, and a handsome, tall, muscular man smiles while walking up to her seat. As he approaches her, he takes off his shirt. She sees his huge muscles even in the poor lighting of the plane. He stands in front of her, shirt in hand and says to her, “I can make you feel like a woman before you die. Are you interested?” She eagerly nods her head “Yes!” The man hands her his shirt, and says, “Here. Iron this.”"

Good one CrazyJ...i thought they were going to bwn

4/11/2025 1:31:14 AM

M Night level twist

4/11/2025 2:08:41 AM

Lol m night level lol

4/11/2025 2:53:31 AM

I thought he was going to say to make him a sandwich.

4/11/2025 7:50:17 AM

I was about to laugh until I saw lightning spelled wrong.

4/11/2025 1:42:38 PM

^ you sound like you are real fun at parties

4/11/2025 2:23:46 PM

^^ and ^

I noticed the same. What is this, amateur hour?!

4/11/2025 3:16:27 PM

My grandpa used to tell us corny jokes like this.

4/11/2025 3:26:40 PM

Old Grandpa TDub!

4/11/2025 3:28:44 PM

Seems like something stinger would say

4/11/2025 3:46:01 PM

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"What did one tampon say to the other tampon? Nothing, they were both stuck up bitches."

Made me lol!

4/27/2025 5:47:02 PM

just imagine how much TWW would be thriving if I had chosen to go to UNC

I am rather curious as to how different it would be though

kind of seems like it would somehow be way better, but there is just no telling in what way

4/27/2025 6:21:41 PM

Are we talking about TWW being better if you went to UNC, or your life being better if you did?

4/27/2025 7:11:10 PM

TWW being better


though I imagine life probably would have been too lol

4/27/2025 8:02:33 PM

Reminds me of the joke "Why is a dick such a prick? Because he lives with 2 nuts and next door to an asshole"

4/27/2025 10:21:27 PM

Oh man thats gold treetwista, GOLD

The tampon one is so funny cause tampons can't even talk!!!

4/27/2025 10:38:19 PM

4/29/2025 3:44:02 PM

It's funny, because dogs often bark when someone knocks at the door.

4/29/2025 6:54:22 PM

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"Wife: 'Football, football, football! That's all you ever think about! If you said you were going to stay at home one Sunday afternoon to help with the house' work, I think I'd drop dead from the shock!' Husband: 'it's no good trying to bribe me, dear.'"

5/5/2025 10:31:39 PM

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"A cowboy rode into town and stopped at a saloon for a drink. Unfortunately, the locals always had a habit of picking on strangers, which he was. When he finished his drink, he found his horse had been stolen. He went back into the bar, handily flipped his gun into the air, caught it above his head without even looking and fired a shot into the ceiling. "Which one of you sidewinders stole my horse?!?!?" he yelled with surprising forcefulness. No one answered. "Alright, I'm gonna have another beer, and if my horse ain't back outside by the time I finish, I'm gonna do what I dun in Texas! And I don't like to have to do what I dun in Texas!" Some of the locals shifted restlessly. The man, true to his word, had another beer, walked outside, and his horse has been returned to the post. He saddled up and started to ride out of town. The bartender wandered out of the bar and asked, "Say partner, before you go... what happened in Texas?" The cowboy turned back and said, "I had to walk home.""

Had a lot of potential, Ansonian, but just kinda fell flat. I was hoping the guy was going to open a can of whoop ass

6/16/2025 9:51:09 PM

Vulcans aren't known for their humor

6/16/2025 10:22:26 PM

^^

6/16/2025 10:40:56 PM

^ & ^^

Lets keep building off justins comment. It has potential, like Ansonian's joke

6/16/2025 10:42:24 PM

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"As an airplane is about to crash... ...and a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, "If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman." She removes all her clothing and asks, "Is there someone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman?" A man stands up, removes his shirt and says, "Here, iron this"."

I feel like stinger posted one that was like exactly like this. Actually crazyj on april 11

[Edited on June 21, 2025 at 8:39 AM. Reason : Checked]

6/21/2025 8:38:25 AM