Its black and scary lookin.If I don't post here tomorrow I'm dead.This has been a Krallum presentation.
3/13/2013 11:08:50 PM
Klatypus strikes again.
3/13/2013 11:09:51 PM
Holy shit this hurts I might have to amputate before the ambulance arrivesI'm Krallum and I approved this message.
3/13/2013 11:10:46 PM
Krallum: the Rick Allen of sludge metal.]
3/13/2013 11:14:17 PM
I just stepped on one.
3/13/2013 11:18:59 PM
I'm pretty sure this is a female black widow.I'm Krallum and I approved this message.
3/13/2013 11:26:57 PM
aren't all females black widows, in one way or another? ]
3/13/2013 11:29:26 PM
I'm cuttin it off. My fucking dreams of playing pro soccer are crushedI'm Krallum and I approved this message.[Edited on March 13, 2013 at 11:38 PM. Reason : ]
3/13/2013 11:38:34 PM
The only real advantage of being white is that when you google what bites / stings / herpes whatever is supposed to look like theres actually pictures that helpI'm Krallum and I approved this message.[Edited on March 13, 2013 at 11:43 PM. Reason : #BlackGuyProblems]
3/13/2013 11:42:13 PM
On another note, she was hot as fuckI'm Krallum and I approved this message.
3/13/2013 11:44:42 PM
3/13/2013 11:48:32 PM
Everything I post on here is 100% serious all the time dudeI'm Krallum and I approved this message.
3/13/2013 11:49:30 PM
^^yeah there's other advantages too ]
3/13/2013 11:49:45 PM
BanjoMan has a script for 30 second autorefresh searches on the words "black" and "white". TWW's sole authority on topics concerning race.]
3/13/2013 11:52:32 PM
You should take this opportunity to pretend that your DNA was temporarily altered by the bite.Be a sexy black widower for the week.[Edited on March 13, 2013 at 11:57 PM. Reason : ^I thought we'd all been really good at overlooking it!]
3/13/2013 11:57:01 PM
R.I.P.
3/14/2013 12:04:08 AM
3/14/2013 12:08:57 AM
Fuck that. He won. I got out evolved sonI'm Krallum and I approved this message.
3/14/2013 12:09:42 AM
Fuck youtube for making me listen to an ad before kumbayah. I don't have a lot of time for this shit progressive auto insuranceI'm Krallum and I approved this message.[Edited on March 14, 2013 at 12:17 AM. Reason : fuckin ddk trying to sell insurance]
3/14/2013 12:17:06 AM
My wife and kids would like to thank you all for your prayers through this time of uncertainty. I believe I am on the mend and we couldn't have done it without your love. Thanks twwI'm Krallum and I approved this message
3/14/2013 2:08:35 PM
3/14/2013 2:35:46 PM
get well soon krallum
3/14/2013 8:22:31 PM
I probably should've gone to the hospitalI'm Krallum and I approved this message.
3/15/2013 2:22:03 PM
do you have gangrene yet
3/15/2013 2:28:50 PM
Is that like a real possibility? Everyone thinks its insane that I didn't go to the hospital (maybe I didn't want to drive drunk to a hospital) but I can't find anything anywhere on the internet that says its remotely dangerous unless your a baby or already on your deathbed. I'm Krallum and I approved this message./]
3/15/2013 2:41:03 PM
if your hand isn't 3 times its normal size and you feel fine, you are fine
3/15/2013 2:43:55 PM
My dick is 3 times its normal sizeI'm Krallum and I approved this message.
3/15/2013 2:44:42 PM
so, three inches?
3/15/2013 2:56:00 PM
^^[X] Cash4told.comI'm Krallum and I approved this message./]
3/15/2013 2:57:47 PM
This place is unreal bro!
3/15/2013 2:59:55 PM