I couldn't concentrate on the conversation AND my poops.

Also, the guys pooping next to me kept flushing. Jerks.

11/5/2015 3:05:59 PM

you're as bad at the guy that keeps talking on the phone while using the urinal

11/5/2015 3:16:31 PM

It was an important call.


It is just a shame the call came just as my dook baby was cresting.

[Edited on November 5, 2015 at 3:21 PM. Reason : H]

11/5/2015 3:20:07 PM

"Hey, Karl. Yeah I liked your proposal on Monday, but I'll need to ugh ahh PLOP review it with Steve before we're able to finalize anything."

11/5/2015 4:50:21 PM

OP is that guy

the shitter is a time for peace and to get away from work. stay off the damn phone.

11/5/2015 5:14:51 PM

I wonder if anyone recognized my voice? There was no one there when I came out of the stahl.

11/5/2015 5:41:24 PM

I was releasing a few demons, very aggressively , when I heard the guy two stalls over answer the phone.

4/23/2025 9:38:06 AM

And now, 10 years on, did you judge him as harshly as you yourself seem to have been judged?

4/23/2025 10:19:29 AM

I am certainly less judgemental than you people, but I did have a couple of thoughts regarding his phone conversation.

1) His input into the conversation was quick, pointed, and direct. A simple "Yes, I'll be able to join you all in a second". i assumed that he typically doesn't pick up the phone while shooting out Hershey squirts, but rather, he had a sense of urgency when answering the phone / question.

2). I felt somewhat included in his experience. In today's climate, we are supposed to be eliminating Diversity, Equity, and inclusion. In this way, I felt violated, B.

4/23/2025 11:00:14 AM

LOL!

4/23/2025 11:17:28 AM

"Why is there such a loud echo in the background?"

4/23/2025 4:49:42 PM

No reason!

4/23/2025 5:16:40 PM

Answered the toilet while on the phone at work

4/23/2025 5:54:22 PM