Tell him he's cute but too bad he's too young.

7/30/2009 9:13:00 PM

To tell her that I date older women all the time

7/30/2009 9:19:07 PM

phone sex

7/30/2009 9:19:31 PM

i'd call for tips on how to get women lol

7/30/2009 9:29:02 PM

you could call and harass me at 919-996-3335

[Edited on July 30, 2009 at 9:34 PM. Reason : Misinterpreted thread title: I thought it meant if the above user's phone # was your phone #]

7/30/2009 9:30:24 PM

to discuss the current state of affairs

7/30/2009 9:31:09 PM

7/30/2009 9:32:14 PM

ask him what was the last fish he caught

7/30/2009 9:32:17 PM

send her some dong pics

then probably call her every once in a while to see how she's doing

7/30/2009 9:32:45 PM

I'm Batman.

7/30/2009 9:33:20 PM

i would get his thoughts on this:

7/30/2009 10:10:25 PM

i'd politely ask why he did not call for a game of NBA Jam or pong whilst in town last weekend.

7/30/2009 10:29:44 PM

welcome to... NBA JAM!!!!!!

7/30/2009 10:30:22 PM

I'd let him know that I'm back in town for good

7/30/2009 10:30:40 PM

i'd probably ask him for 20 dollars

7/30/2009 10:30:55 PM

^^

7/30/2009 10:31:49 PM

^^ask when we are hanging out again

[Edited on July 30, 2009 at 10:32 PM. Reason : ^]

7/30/2009 10:31:53 PM

^

7/30/2009 10:32:12 PM

^^i get nervous around pretty girls. I have to build my nerve back up.

^i'd call to see if he would bring me a beer.

7/30/2009 10:34:16 PM

I'd ask if i could call you the Chocolate Man

7/30/2009 10:35:25 PM

i'd call from the dan deacon show in nyc on sunday and say "na nanny boo boo"

7/30/2009 10:39:40 PM

I would probably pee from laughing so hard at somebody going with a "nanny nanny boo boo"

7/30/2009 10:40:27 PM

hahaha. well i couldn't think of anything better to say!

7/30/2009 10:41:38 PM

Talk about her brief stint in law school and barrage her into going back, knowing full well she is probably going to anyway, but I'd like to extend the conversation for as long as possible.

7/30/2009 10:42:38 PM

i'd text and be like "hey, whats up" or something

7/30/2009 10:42:40 PM

and if you did do that, it would just bring back sad memories of the time I got snowed in when I had tickets to the Dan Deacon/Future Islands show in Asheville earlier this year

7/30/2009 10:43:14 PM

BUMP

8/10/2009 2:25:21 PM

DO ONE

8/24/2009 1:00:05 PM

i'd call and say "bitch, please"

8/24/2009 1:02:07 PM

i'd call and say "bitch, please"

8/24/2009 1:02:35 PM

I'd fill up your voicemail just to be a prick.

8/24/2009 1:03:10 PM

i'd call and say "bitch, please"

TO THE THREE OF YOU

[Edited on August 24, 2009 at 1:03 PM. Reason : NUMBERS]

8/24/2009 1:03:11 PM

to do illegal things

8/24/2009 1:03:17 PM

I'd ask if he really has met that many tww'ers

8/24/2009 1:07:07 PM

probably just for a back rub

8/24/2009 1:09:27 PM

can i please motorboat?

8/24/2009 1:09:59 PM

motorboat AND a backrub?

8/24/2009 1:15:09 PM

Yell at you for trying to motorboat my sis-in-law.

8/24/2009 1:16:00 PM

I would call Lucy constantly and just breathe heavily.

8/24/2009 1:17:40 PM

I would call Lucy DB constantly and just breathe heavily.

8/24/2009 1:17:58 PM

^^ I would call you back to say that my name isn't "constantly"
^ I'd call to see if I could crash in your guest room.

[Edited on August 24, 2009 at 1:18 PM. Reason : .]

8/24/2009 1:18:10 PM

see what her mom's doing tonight^^

^chloroform?

[Edited on August 24, 2009 at 1:19 PM. Reason : .]

8/24/2009 1:18:15 PM

I think I have his number....

8/24/2009 1:28:45 PM

txt me then cause i dont have yours

8/24/2009 1:29:46 PM

i would be all "hey yo...can i drive yo maxima?"

8/24/2009 1:29:57 PM

Yeah, that would be money. Except that I already have a GF. But I bet she'd be a cool one.

8/24/2009 1:30:58 PM

I'd ask him about fixing my car

8/24/2009 1:33:59 PM

I'd ask her what's wrong with her car.

8/24/2009 1:38:55 PM

I'd let him know that I read his username as "zaxbys" every single time

8/24/2009 1:54:44 PM

I'd tell him how much it makes me wanna choke a bitch every time I hear that.

8/24/2009 1:56:14 PM