2/26/2010 7:59:29 PM
We're all Slovak's tonight.[Edited on February 26, 2010 at 9:33 PM. Reason : is brataslava the capital of slovakia? eurotrip knowledge itt.]
2/26/2010 9:31:04 PM
I hope you're not crying
2/26/2010 9:35:16 PM
^^yes, that is the capitalBratislava is the proper spelling though lol /grammar nazi[Edited on February 26, 2010 at 9:38 PM. Reason : .]
2/26/2010 9:36:36 PM
ugh maybe eating wasn't a good idea.death.
2/26/2010 9:38:30 PM
oafer sicks, shit!
2/26/2010 9:46:30 PM
My dad is drunk and he is throwing up in the kitchen sink...
2/26/2010 10:16:18 PM
I pulled that same stunt new years '04!
2/26/2010 10:18:56 PM
2/26/2010 10:28:13 PM
fucking short track judges, wasn't any worse than what happened before but the fool couldn't stay up
2/26/2010 10:29:04 PM
thumper's cat bitch slapped me
2/26/2010 10:55:42 PM
you probably deserved it
2/26/2010 10:59:12 PM
It was funny though. And she knows the whole script of Pretty Woman.
2/26/2010 10:59:53 PM
Dude she's fucked up twiceI'm keeping score
2/26/2010 11:03:06 PM
I'm loving this never ending cookie bowl at my apartment Man, I haven't felt this good in a LONG time, it feels. I like it
2/26/2010 11:04:02 PM
Time for some Mario Kart
2/26/2010 11:05:13 PM
dear lighter. i'm sorry i misplaced you last night. please come back to me. love khcadwal
2/26/2010 11:33:16 PM
i need to brush my teeth but theres like a 75% possibility it will cause me to gag
2/26/2010 11:47:59 PM
2/27/2010 10:33:56 AM
DudeI know where you sleep
2/27/2010 10:41:37 AM
when does the puss licking begin?
2/27/2010 10:42:17 AM
insert here for the gangbang comment here
2/27/2010 10:43:08 AM
2/27/2010 10:52:45 AM
I just bought a dyson. I hope the thing is good! I've made this fucking apartment a complete and total wreck.And no I didn't pay full retail. I bought a remanufactured one from a company that offers a 3 year warranty on it. So w00t.
2/27/2010 11:07:08 AM
today should be a pretty good day and it was good to see everyone last night, kinda wish we would do something different when we all get together though
2/27/2010 11:23:25 AM
I want to move back to Columbus.
2/27/2010 11:41:56 AM
2/27/2010 11:42:50 AM
"What gives the bobsled its velocity is acceleration." lol
2/27/2010 11:44:03 AM
wizzkidd's gotta evacuate
2/27/2010 12:45:41 PM
What the fuck kind of glue did they use on these bottle labels? They will not come off. I need a razor blade.
2/27/2010 12:58:56 PM
I would ASSUME the relevant park units are on top of this, but still...
2/27/2010 1:01:17 PM
^^Be careful with that blade sweetie. We don't want anyone going to the hospital.
2/27/2010 1:14:18 PM
52K!
2/27/2010 1:17:53 PM
lol new Orbit gum is advertised asTHE WETTEST GUM
2/27/2010 1:20:55 PM
that got me kinda hard
2/27/2010 1:21:25 PM
^^^^ Good point. After narrowly escaping your blade of death last night, I really shouldn't press my luck any more.
2/27/2010 1:28:15 PM
Be safe dear Skwinkle [Edited on February 27, 2010 at 1:37 PM. Reason : .]
2/27/2010 1:36:12 PM
today is going to be a long one
2/27/2010 2:08:00 PM
i'm throwing a baseball against the wall and catching it with my glove.i haven't been this bored on a saturday since high school. *sigh* i need somethin to do.
2/27/2010 2:10:14 PM
at least you're not at work
2/27/2010 2:13:32 PM
i'd love to be at work right now. i'm in the unemployment line.
2/27/2010 2:14:35 PM
brased short ribs just into the ovenperfect
2/27/2010 2:17:05 PM
^ yumwhy do you have a gf and live in delawarepls to marry me. and cook for me everyday thanks.
2/27/2010 3:24:49 PM
the heat is on but i feel cold air blowing
2/27/2010 3:33:10 PM
2/27/2010 3:33:38 PM
google chrome adblock ftw
2/27/2010 3:41:26 PM
2/27/2010 3:45:51 PM
so bored
2/27/2010 3:50:11 PM
why is everyone so bored today? the weather outside is beautiful, there are a plethera of good basketball games on and the olympics are on tv
2/27/2010 3:51:44 PM
Dear God,thank you for Channing Tatum,LunaK
2/27/2010 3:54:25 PM