User not logged in - login - register
Home Calendar Books School Tool Photo Gallery Message Boards Users Statistics Advertise Site Info
go to bottom | |
 Message Boards » » ask saps anything Page 1 ... 7 8 9 10 [11] 12 13 14 15 16 17, Prev Next  
saps852
New Recruit
80068 Posts
user info
edit post

plan is to really start looking into it in august, course ive said that before

5/28/2009 7:03:43 PM

sawahash
All American
35322 Posts
user info
edit post

^^Oh okay, I didn't know that. But still I'm sure you can find a loan. I hope you can work it out, I know how much you wanted to get a job that has to do with your major.

[Edited on May 28, 2009 at 7:06 PM. Reason : ]

5/28/2009 7:05:51 PM

ShawnaC123
2019 Egg Champ
46681 Posts
user info
edit post

He should be a funeral director. That has a lot to do with history.

5/28/2009 7:06:35 PM

saps852
New Recruit
80068 Posts
user info
edit post

i wanted to intern with this organization that hunted and catalogued old cemetaries, i wasnt able to though

5/28/2009 7:07:38 PM

sawahash
All American
35322 Posts
user info
edit post

Why is there such a double standard with men and women on bodily functions?

What makes it so much more gross when a girl farts than when a guy farts?

5/28/2009 7:10:59 PM

saps852
New Recruit
80068 Posts
user info
edit post

i dunno, i think you pretty much killed that part of me

5/28/2009 7:12:31 PM

sawahash
All American
35322 Posts
user info
edit post

haha my bad.


Well I guess no female with you ever has to be scared to fart or shit around you. Good news for you ladies!

5/28/2009 7:15:48 PM

ShawnaC123
2019 Egg Champ
46681 Posts
user info
edit post

but the bad news is that they'll be hanging out with saps

5/28/2009 7:16:56 PM

saps852
New Recruit
80068 Posts
user info
edit post

i mean its gross and unattractive but i never really cared as much as i pretended to, it was mostly a joke

5/28/2009 7:17:08 PM

bottombaby
IRL
21958 Posts
user info
edit post

I think that if you reach the age of 30 and are still bothered by bodily functions. . .well, it's just sad.

5/28/2009 7:18:02 PM

saps852
New Recruit
80068 Posts
user info
edit post

ya i pretty much just make an "ewww" face and move along

5/28/2009 7:21:39 PM

sawahash
All American
35322 Posts
user info
edit post

Well why is it so gross and unattractive for a chick to fart but not for a guy?

5/28/2009 7:26:38 PM

saps852
New Recruit
80068 Posts
user info
edit post

cuz im not having sex with dudes lol

5/28/2009 7:26:58 PM

sawahash
All American
35322 Posts
user info
edit post

Yeah well I have sex with dudes and I have to put up with it. They might as well put up with mine too.

But I also find farts funny, so I don't really care. Unless of course the farts smell like an animal crawled up in your and died.

[Edited on May 28, 2009 at 7:29 PM. Reason : ]

5/28/2009 7:28:42 PM

saps852
New Recruit
80068 Posts
user info
edit post

yes they should

5/28/2009 7:29:46 PM

bottombaby
IRL
21958 Posts
user info
edit post

I think that it is because a woman's asshole is closer to her vagina than a man's asshole is to his penis. Not to mention guys have a ballsack to run interference.

5/28/2009 7:29:52 PM

sawahash
All American
35322 Posts
user info
edit post

Well I just think everyone should be able to do their bodily functions whenever they want. I mean everyone does it why do we have to hide the fact that we do it?

5/28/2009 7:31:26 PM

saps852
New Recruit
80068 Posts
user info
edit post

i think thats an awesome idea, you should start the revolution

5/28/2009 7:32:25 PM

sawahash
All American
35322 Posts
user info
edit post

I've been working on it. But it's proving to be very difficult to catch on. Too many people give me weird looks when I have the walking farts.

My mom yells at me and tells me to act like a lady.

5/28/2009 7:33:55 PM

bottombaby
IRL
21958 Posts
user info
edit post

I don't think that you should be allowed to poop your pants whenever and where ever.

5/28/2009 7:34:02 PM

sawahash
All American
35322 Posts
user info
edit post

Well duh...but I don't think people should have to feel ashamed to take a dump in a public restroom. I mean if I gotta go and there is a bathroom around I'm going to go.

Also, I shouldn't have to feel embarassed if I'm peeing in a public bathroom and a fart leaks out.

5/28/2009 7:35:20 PM

saps852
New Recruit
80068 Posts
user info
edit post

since this is the only thread getting posted in at the moment:

should i go play beer pong os tay in?

5/28/2009 7:37:10 PM

bottombaby
IRL
21958 Posts
user info
edit post

You don't have to be embarrassed. Someone else will be embarrassed for you.
High shame threshold is where it's at.

[Edited on May 28, 2009 at 7:37 PM. Reason : Stay in.]

5/28/2009 7:37:15 PM

Biofreak70
All American
33197 Posts
user info
edit post

^^stop being a weiny and play some beer pong!!!


LETS GO, SON!!

PONG IS FOR REAL MEN!!!


RAWR!!!!

5/28/2009 8:06:54 PM

saps852
New Recruit
80068 Posts
user info
edit post

k im not drinking for the rest of the weekend

5/29/2009 3:15:31 PM

not dnl
Suspended
13193 Posts
user info
edit post

"ahh...i dont really have plans...have to wake up for work at 6am tomorrow morning so prob not a lot...i guess ideally i'd want to cuddle and watch a movie"

"hmmm...that sounds nice"

can you continue this conversation sir?

[Edited on May 29, 2009 at 7:27 PM. Reason : .]

5/29/2009 7:26:55 PM

saps852
New Recruit
80068 Posts
user info
edit post

as in that first one is a girl and youre wanting to know what to say after hmmm, thats nice?


i'd ask what kind of movie she had in mind and then work it into offering up a movie you have

5/29/2009 7:29:35 PM

not dnl
Suspended
13193 Posts
user info
edit post

lets pretend the first one is from a dude and the second one is her saying hmm that sounds nice

5/29/2009 7:30:23 PM

saps852
New Recruit
80068 Posts
user info
edit post

hmmm, well i wouldnt have sai dthe cuddle part, i would have just asked if she wanted to watch a movie tonight, everyone knows what "wanna come over and watch a movie means"

i think i'd prolly ask her what she was doing tonight and if she didnt have plans see if she wanted to watch a movie with me

[Edited on May 29, 2009 at 7:33 PM. Reason : .]

5/29/2009 7:32:40 PM

not dnl
Suspended
13193 Posts
user info
edit post

this is all hypothetical btw...but earlier i asked her if she was busy tonight and shes like idk yet, and asks why...then i tell her i was just curious...and then she says shes got "offers" but nothing concrete which is why she was wondering why i was wondering what she was doing...then i tell her the cuddling thing and she says hmm that sounds nice

5/29/2009 7:36:39 PM

saps852
New Recruit
80068 Posts
user info
edit post

then ya, i mean no harm in being like "well cool, then you should come over and chill with me tonight"

5/29/2009 7:38:43 PM

not dnl
Suspended
13193 Posts
user info
edit post

none of this happened but if it did i was thinking about just saying "ok i'll give you a call when i get home"

5/29/2009 8:00:30 PM

cddweller
All American
20699 Posts
user info
edit post

yeah right

5/29/2009 8:05:12 PM

saps852
New Recruit
80068 Posts
user info
edit post

exactly

5/29/2009 8:05:24 PM

not dnl
Suspended
13193 Posts
user info
edit post

ok in all seriousness though...heres my dilemma...i'm so shy and wimpy...and i know shes gonna expect me to make some kinda move

5/29/2009 8:07:02 PM

cddweller
All American
20699 Posts
user info
edit post

Once you get horny enough, shyness won't be a problem.

5/29/2009 8:09:21 PM

saps852
New Recruit
80068 Posts
user info
edit post

alcohol always works for me, have a few drinks then say fuck it and go for it

5/29/2009 8:13:45 PM

not dnl
Suspended
13193 Posts
user info
edit post

idk maybe...heres my huge dilemma...i'm taking a shower before so i can smell fresh and clean and dont plan on smoking a cig until i'm not in her presense...and beer exacerbates my smoking

5/29/2009 8:15:47 PM

saps852
New Recruit
80068 Posts
user info
edit post

does she not smoke? are you just looking to hook up or something meaningful? if you just wanna hook up then tough it out and go get beer/liqour for both of you

[Edited on May 29, 2009 at 8:20 PM. Reason : .]

5/29/2009 8:20:33 PM

not dnl
Suspended
13193 Posts
user info
edit post

remember...this was all hypothetical

5/29/2009 11:09:08 PM

crazy_carl
All American
4073 Posts
user info
edit post

back to the question part...do you really believe that was all hypothetical?

5/30/2009 1:36:50 AM

saps852
New Recruit
80068 Posts
user info
edit post

not at all

5/30/2009 12:46:55 PM

H8R
wear sumthin tight
60155 Posts
user info
edit post

how do you feel about hookers?

5/31/2009 3:28:21 AM

elkaybie
All American
39626 Posts
user info
edit post

Quote :
"everyone knows what "wanna come over and watch a movie means""


as does, "do you want a back rub?" that means, "i want to touch you in some way that may lead to kissing in a little bit, some possible boob grabbing, and if i'm lucky we can continue this 'back rub' without our clothes on"

5/31/2009 8:31:42 AM

pttyndal
WINGS!!!!!
35217 Posts
user info
edit post

hmm...I'll have to remember that one.


Are you getting lk a dick in a box for her wedding present?

5/31/2009 9:41:33 AM

saps852
New Recruit
80068 Posts
user info
edit post

^^^i have been propositioned a couple of times but its been from the toothless hag type, my personal thought is that its stupid to pay for something that i can get for almost free

^thats not my job

5/31/2009 11:08:35 AM

saps852
New Recruit
80068 Posts
user info
edit post

indeed

5/31/2009 9:07:11 PM

LivinProof78
All American
49373 Posts
user info
edit post

why didn't you answer today when i called you?


5/31/2009 10:15:37 PM

saps852
New Recruit
80068 Posts
user info
edit post

i was out on the lake fishing and my phone was in a water tight box


whats up?

5/31/2009 10:20:57 PM

LivinProof78
All American
49373 Posts
user info
edit post

nothing...i just felt like talking to you as i was driving home today

5/31/2009 10:22:43 PM

 Message Boards » Chit Chat » ask saps anything Page 1 ... 7 8 9 10 [11] 12 13 14 15 16 17, Prev Next  
go to top | |
Admin Options : move topic | lock topic

© 2025 by The Wolf Web - All Rights Reserved.
The material located at this site is not endorsed, sponsored or provided by or on behalf of North Carolina State University.
Powered by CrazyWeb v2.39 - our disclaimer.