plan is to really start looking into it in august, course ive said that before
5/28/2009 7:03:43 PM
^^Oh okay, I didn't know that. But still I'm sure you can find a loan. I hope you can work it out, I know how much you wanted to get a job that has to do with your major.[Edited on May 28, 2009 at 7:06 PM. Reason : ]
5/28/2009 7:05:51 PM
He should be a funeral director. That has a lot to do with history.
5/28/2009 7:06:35 PM
i wanted to intern with this organization that hunted and catalogued old cemetaries, i wasnt able to though
5/28/2009 7:07:38 PM
Why is there such a double standard with men and women on bodily functions?What makes it so much more gross when a girl farts than when a guy farts?
5/28/2009 7:10:59 PM
i dunno, i think you pretty much killed that part of me
5/28/2009 7:12:31 PM
haha my bad.Well I guess no female with you ever has to be scared to fart or shit around you. Good news for you ladies!
5/28/2009 7:15:48 PM
but the bad news is that they'll be hanging out with saps
5/28/2009 7:16:56 PM
i mean its gross and unattractive but i never really cared as much as i pretended to, it was mostly a joke
5/28/2009 7:17:08 PM
I think that if you reach the age of 30 and are still bothered by bodily functions. . .well, it's just sad.
5/28/2009 7:18:02 PM
ya i pretty much just make an "ewww" face and move along
5/28/2009 7:21:39 PM
Well why is it so gross and unattractive for a chick to fart but not for a guy?
5/28/2009 7:26:38 PM
cuz im not having sex with dudes lol
5/28/2009 7:26:58 PM
Yeah well I have sex with dudes and I have to put up with it. They might as well put up with mine too.But I also find farts funny, so I don't really care. Unless of course the farts smell like an animal crawled up in your and died.[Edited on May 28, 2009 at 7:29 PM. Reason : ]
5/28/2009 7:28:42 PM
yes they should
5/28/2009 7:29:46 PM
I think that it is because a woman's asshole is closer to her vagina than a man's asshole is to his penis. Not to mention guys have a ballsack to run interference.
5/28/2009 7:29:52 PM
Well I just think everyone should be able to do their bodily functions whenever they want. I mean everyone does it why do we have to hide the fact that we do it?
5/28/2009 7:31:26 PM
i think thats an awesome idea, you should start the revolution
5/28/2009 7:32:25 PM
I've been working on it. But it's proving to be very difficult to catch on. Too many people give me weird looks when I have the walking farts.My mom yells at me and tells me to act like a lady.
5/28/2009 7:33:55 PM
I don't think that you should be allowed to poop your pants whenever and where ever.
5/28/2009 7:34:02 PM
Well duh...but I don't think people should have to feel ashamed to take a dump in a public restroom. I mean if I gotta go and there is a bathroom around I'm going to go.Also, I shouldn't have to feel embarassed if I'm peeing in a public bathroom and a fart leaks out.
5/28/2009 7:35:20 PM
since this is the only thread getting posted in at the moment:should i go play beer pong os tay in?
5/28/2009 7:37:10 PM
You don't have to be embarrassed. Someone else will be embarrassed for you.High shame threshold is where it's at.[Edited on May 28, 2009 at 7:37 PM. Reason : Stay in.]
5/28/2009 7:37:15 PM
^^stop being a weiny and play some beer pong!!! LETS GO, SON!!PONG IS FOR REAL MEN!!!RAWR!!!!
5/28/2009 8:06:54 PM
k im not drinking for the rest of the weekend
5/29/2009 3:15:31 PM
"ahh...i dont really have plans...have to wake up for work at 6am tomorrow morning so prob not a lot...i guess ideally i'd want to cuddle and watch a movie""hmmm...that sounds nice"can you continue this conversation sir?[Edited on May 29, 2009 at 7:27 PM. Reason : .]
5/29/2009 7:26:55 PM
as in that first one is a girl and youre wanting to know what to say after hmmm, thats nice?i'd ask what kind of movie she had in mind and then work it into offering up a movie you have
5/29/2009 7:29:35 PM
lets pretend the first one is from a dude and the second one is her saying hmm that sounds nice
5/29/2009 7:30:23 PM
hmmm, well i wouldnt have sai dthe cuddle part, i would have just asked if she wanted to watch a movie tonight, everyone knows what "wanna come over and watch a movie means"i think i'd prolly ask her what she was doing tonight and if she didnt have plans see if she wanted to watch a movie with me[Edited on May 29, 2009 at 7:33 PM. Reason : .]
5/29/2009 7:32:40 PM
this is all hypothetical btw...but earlier i asked her if she was busy tonight and shes like idk yet, and asks why...then i tell her i was just curious...and then she says shes got "offers" but nothing concrete which is why she was wondering why i was wondering what she was doing...then i tell her the cuddling thing and she says hmm that sounds nice
5/29/2009 7:36:39 PM
then ya, i mean no harm in being like "well cool, then you should come over and chill with me tonight"
5/29/2009 7:38:43 PM
none of this happened but if it did i was thinking about just saying "ok i'll give you a call when i get home"
5/29/2009 8:00:30 PM
yeah right
5/29/2009 8:05:12 PM
exactly
5/29/2009 8:05:24 PM
ok in all seriousness though...heres my dilemma...i'm so shy and wimpy...and i know shes gonna expect me to make some kinda move
5/29/2009 8:07:02 PM
Once you get horny enough, shyness won't be a problem.
5/29/2009 8:09:21 PM
alcohol always works for me, have a few drinks then say fuck it and go for it
5/29/2009 8:13:45 PM
idk maybe...heres my huge dilemma...i'm taking a shower before so i can smell fresh and clean and dont plan on smoking a cig until i'm not in her presense...and beer exacerbates my smoking
5/29/2009 8:15:47 PM
does she not smoke? are you just looking to hook up or something meaningful? if you just wanna hook up then tough it out and go get beer/liqour for both of you[Edited on May 29, 2009 at 8:20 PM. Reason : .]
5/29/2009 8:20:33 PM
remember...this was all hypothetical
5/29/2009 11:09:08 PM
back to the question part...do you really believe that was all hypothetical?
5/30/2009 1:36:50 AM
not at all
5/30/2009 12:46:55 PM
how do you feel about hookers?
5/31/2009 3:28:21 AM
5/31/2009 8:31:42 AM
hmm...I'll have to remember that one.Are you getting lk a dick in a box for her wedding present?
5/31/2009 9:41:33 AM
^^^i have been propositioned a couple of times but its been from the toothless hag type, my personal thought is that its stupid to pay for something that i can get for almost free^thats not my job
5/31/2009 11:08:35 AM
indeed
5/31/2009 9:07:11 PM
why didn't you answer today when i called you?
5/31/2009 10:15:37 PM
i was out on the lake fishing and my phone was in a water tight boxwhats up?
5/31/2009 10:20:57 PM
nothing...i just felt like talking to you as i was driving home today
5/31/2009 10:22:43 PM