3/15/2010 10:50:54 AM
fucking mondays
3/15/2010 10:51:56 AM
3/15/2010 10:52:11 AM
Yah. He wanted me to gain about 20 or 25 pounds. All of his ex-gfs were thick/chubby.He lost about 30 pounds because I cooked healthy food at home and he didn't get to eat French fries at every meal. When I met him, he was eating Wendy's for every meal literally EVERY DAY.
3/15/2010 10:54:30 AM
ahaha, the wendy's diet!
3/15/2010 10:56:29 AM
you have some pretty impeccable taste in menjust sayin'aha
3/15/2010 10:56:41 AM
^^^You apply my policy on women to the men you date:NO FATTIES[Edited on March 15, 2010 at 10:57 AM. Reason : ^^^]
3/15/2010 10:57:21 AM
i get more and more sickened by this place with each passing day
3/15/2010 10:59:56 AM
AT LEAST HE WASN'T TEH GAY!!! And yes, a NO FATTIES policy might be good, because I don't want to get yelled at again for not being fat enough. Shoes, I have the worst ever taste in men. ^ oh noes! What's wrong?[Edited on March 15, 2010 at 11:00 AM. Reason : .]
3/15/2010 11:00:07 AM
the calibre of people on this site disgust me
3/15/2010 11:02:21 AM
You hate me.
3/15/2010 11:03:24 AM
haha not at all]
3/15/2010 11:05:45 AM
Unfortunately, women are generally identified by their physical appearance rather than personality or other attributes. My best friend is generally described by our guy friends as the twig with the big fake rack. Another friend is described as the girl with the HUGE booty. I don't wanna know what they say about me.:/
3/15/2010 11:10:31 AM
3/15/2010 11:10:39 AM
i dont get wtf it is with me and meetings on tuesdays, but after last week's 7 meeting tuesday, zero scheduled today, but tomorrow is stacked with a 7-8730-99-1010-121230-130130-33-430basically, i'm boned for getting anything done at all tomorrow
3/15/2010 11:43:21 AM
my brain needs to slow down today
3/15/2010 12:16:26 PM
holy in desperate need of a neck rub batman
3/15/2010 12:51:13 PM
I just found out that my ex had his baby on 2/20. So conception was in May 2009? That was fast!
3/15/2010 12:52:51 PM
I should wear makeup more often
3/15/2010 1:13:29 PM
second thoughts about the beach
3/15/2010 1:14:22 PM
second thoughts about that trail mix
3/15/2010 1:14:47 PM
first thoughts about these skittles
3/15/2010 1:19:11 PM
glad i finally watched it as justin would've not liked district 9
3/15/2010 1:24:06 PM
^I LOVED DISTRICT 9! LOVE!
3/15/2010 1:28:08 PM
I enjoyed it as well
3/15/2010 1:28:49 PM
Another one bites the dust doesn't allow me to begin
3/15/2010 1:30:24 PM
i hated it
3/15/2010 1:32:26 PM
i hope this sprite has enough sugar in it to wake me up. i'm dragging
3/15/2010 1:34:05 PM
hahaha it's caffeine free baby doll
3/15/2010 1:34:37 PM
I hate being sick
3/15/2010 1:36:08 PM
no i know but i figure i normally dont drink this much sugar so maybe the sugar will give me a bit of a jolt.
3/15/2010 1:36:15 PM
you should get yourself a Jolt cola
3/15/2010 1:36:46 PM
omg jolt.
3/15/2010 1:37:53 PM
i dont do coke or pepsi.....never really cared for it. normally i dont drink soda at all but i was struggling.
3/15/2010 1:38:37 PM
fuck poor people who never do anything to stop being poor.sigh
3/15/2010 1:38:50 PM
GYM TIME, MOTHER FUCKERS
3/15/2010 2:10:16 PM
how are you mutal friends with 19% of my friends, and yet i have no idea who you are
3/15/2010 2:13:21 PM
3/15/2010 2:14:05 PM
ugh... why do I, of course during my vacation, 2 days before st patricks day, start getting flu like symptoms?
3/15/2010 2:25:59 PM
did i seriously just put my spinach dip as a spread on my turkey sandwich?why yes, yes i didnom nom nom
3/15/2010 2:27:13 PM
I want a ferret.
3/15/2010 2:48:19 PM
You should probably hold off on that
3/15/2010 3:11:21 PM
it's pretty awesome having friends who all want dogs but havent gotten them yetfor times like, when i have to travel, but only for a nightfree pet sitters
3/15/2010 3:14:30 PM
^^ Didn't say I was going to get one. I want lots of things I know I don't need
3/15/2010 3:18:50 PM
3/15/2010 4:02:09 PM
I kinda want some dark chocolate
3/15/2010 4:09:08 PM
What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas… Except for herpes. That shit’ll come back with you.
3/15/2010 4:31:16 PM
gonna go to Richmond this weekend!gonna go river camping in April! gonna go to Nags Head & Puerto Rico in May!I'm a motherfuckin' rambler.
3/15/2010 4:33:24 PM
i'm overly excited for my exercise ball + scale to be delivered today or tomorrowyessss bouncy bouncy bouncy!!!
3/15/2010 4:34:30 PM
Futurama.
3/15/2010 4:35:11 PM