haha the first guy is all like "fuck if I know"[Edited on March 19, 2010 at 4:18 PM. Reason : ]
3/19/2010 4:17:53 PM
so fresh and so cleanand boredand unmotivatedand still a little angryblah
3/19/2010 4:44:25 PM
5 hr drive ahead
3/19/2010 4:45:24 PM
my bracket blows.[Edited on March 19, 2010 at 4:47 PM. Reason : abcd]
3/19/2010 4:46:39 PM
i want a couple more people to commit to tonight... I hate being in limbo [Edited on March 19, 2010 at 4:50 PM. Reason : i also hate my poor typing skills ]
3/19/2010 4:49:57 PM
must get off of ass
3/19/2010 5:00:27 PM
5-6 hours 'til my weekend!
3/19/2010 5:17:23 PM
Bikram is gonna be bad tonight
3/19/2010 5:19:13 PM
Was in the harris teeter earlier and there was a teenage girl, probably 15 or 16, in the rice and pasta aisle. She was absolutely stunning, the type of girl you strive for, a true destination lay. I had no idea how to make the first move. She was obviously still in high school whereas I'm several years out of college. I couldn't just let her walk out of my life without doing something, anything, to plant some kind of seed for a future rendevous (pun somewhat intended). I racked my brain for the best ice breaking line for someone 10 years my junior, but nothing came to me. So as she started to walk away, I blurted out the first thing that came to my mind."Hey, you're really pretty"She looked at me like I was the spitting image of the You're Gonna Get Raped guy, and a look of sheer horror came to her face. I stammered, and tried to say something else, but she stormed off. I was quite embarrassed, and with much remorse did I go to the checkout line with my blue moon and rotissirie chicken. I had blown a golden opportunity.
3/19/2010 6:20:20 PM
dang nabbit... all the "maybes" for my game tonight just backed out
3/19/2010 6:24:04 PM
^^ That story gave me the lols.
3/19/2010 6:34:05 PM
^^^I'm not sure there's a right way to do that, not sure if it's even possible
3/19/2010 6:36:23 PM
I think a simple hokey high school pick-up line would have sufficed. You've got some cojones, bro.
3/19/2010 6:48:23 PM
ready to start drinking, should probably eat first
3/19/2010 6:59:13 PM
just got home from work for like 5 seconds (damn super crowded today don't people have JOBS?!?!) and i feel bad because my cat is all lovey but i gotta get ready and go outttttalso new medicine...yay!
3/19/2010 7:28:32 PM
What should have been the happiest day of my life in at least 10 months has become a pretty crappy day because the person I wanna celebrate with the most is MIA.
3/19/2010 7:29:57 PM
did you get a job?!
3/19/2010 7:33:42 PM
yep.[Edited on March 19, 2010 at 7:35 PM. Reason : and now i just wanna take a nap]
3/19/2010 7:34:33 PM
yayyyy congrats!!!!!!!! a lawyering job?
3/19/2010 7:43:06 PM
this is why I stopped trying to do this... everyone says yes, definitely a week before hand, and as it gets closer, people forget and/or change their mind, and when it comes down to it, I spend 3 hours running around, calling people, and trying to make things happen, and then nothing does, and it looks like a failure on my part
3/19/2010 7:55:38 PM
This boston butt I have been smoking all day is 1 degree from completionHURRY THE FUCK UP!
3/19/2010 7:57:02 PM
i had to wiki what the hell you were talking about
3/19/2010 8:08:10 PM
3/19/2010 8:13:08 PM
i even brought down the other flatscreen so we could watch the games on that... [Edited on March 19, 2010 at 8:17 PM. Reason : and went to the storage unit to get my poker table and extra chairs- and spent all morning cleaning ]
3/19/2010 8:16:22 PM
just b/c i'm super craving buffalo sauce, pickles, and lime popsicles does NOT mean I am pregnant
3/19/2010 8:20:47 PM
if you want them all as one meal, that is a little weird/preggo-ishnothing wrong with some random cravings though
3/19/2010 8:21:43 PM
well the lime popsicles were going to be for desert?shut up and find me some pickles
3/19/2010 8:24:14 PM
tonight is a good night to sit around and play my guitar
3/19/2010 8:25:28 PM
obligatory: "I got a pickle for ya..."
3/19/2010 8:25:41 PM
om nom nom
3/19/2010 8:33:02 PM
Now I'm thinking about taking the dog on a long walk because I could care less about the games tonight, and everyone else backed out on our plans for the eveningWHAT DO YOU THINK TWW???
3/19/2010 8:35:54 PM
hell yes walk your dog. it's gorgeous outside
3/19/2010 8:36:38 PM
k- gonna let the phone finish charging so I can listen to my online radio during the walkthank you for helping me decide not to let my Friday evening be a total waste DDK!
3/19/2010 8:38:37 PM
Either someone is letting out my jeans in the middle of the night or I am getting smaller
3/19/2010 9:11:30 PM
underpants gnomes are short on work
3/19/2010 9:18:51 PM
bored
3/19/2010 9:21:39 PM
HAPPINESS IS A WARM GUNBANG BANG SHOOT SHOOT
3/19/2010 9:45:53 PM
wtf pandora?
3/19/2010 9:51:38 PM
behind on my drinking again
3/19/2010 9:56:31 PM
I just bought some refurbished ink cartridges... this is exactly how I imagined I'd be spending my friday of spring break
3/19/2010 10:37:30 PM
get you some drank and watch the games dude
3/19/2010 10:39:37 PM
what to do, what to dogotta save my drankin for tomorrow night's bachelor party
3/19/2010 10:40:28 PM
Fuck this.
3/19/2010 10:41:59 PM
more beer. i need more beer.
3/19/2010 10:43:41 PM
^
3/19/2010 10:45:48 PM
3/19/2010 10:46:43 PM
who wants to do a beer run up in here?
3/19/2010 10:49:45 PM
not it
3/19/2010 10:51:07 PM
i'm in florida so......
3/19/2010 10:51:40 PM
i'm in wilmington too. damn.
3/19/2010 10:52:49 PM