i did find a train time for a god damn nap
6/4/2010 6:52:09 AM
slept right through my alarm and missed working out this morninggoddammitfuckingsonofabitch
6/4/2010 7:14:19 AM
i can't believe how happy i am with myself and the only reason is that i remembered to get the trash down to the street before friday morning this week....
6/4/2010 7:34:15 AM
6/4/2010 9:02:02 AM
Google didn't correct me either when I searched for "Jimmy Kimmel Zack Morris"
6/4/2010 9:04:25 AM
6/4/2010 9:07:30 AM
true
6/4/2010 9:08:18 AM
i must be the only person on the planet that enjoyed turning 30
6/4/2010 9:08:29 AM
I thoroughly enjoyed cleaning last night
6/4/2010 9:09:09 AM
I loved my birthday last year. 25 year olds on June 25I don't want to turn 26 though
6/4/2010 9:09:41 AM
i turn 32 on Thanksgiving Day...i'm going to get hammered and fall down THREE times this year to celebrate!
6/4/2010 9:11:03 AM
lulz
6/4/2010 9:13:17 AM
only $37K left on the mortgage...WO-mother trucking-OT
6/4/2010 9:36:17 AM
every time I pass this woman walking her dog, her dog growls viciously and barks at Sabrina. and EVERY TIME she says to him, "no no no...we don't act that way!" in a sweet voice.actually lady, your dog DOES act that way and you aren't helping.
6/4/2010 9:38:33 AM
yeah...that doesn't make any sense to tell a dog...here's what i say to sam when he does something like that..."SHUT....THE...FUCK...UP DOG....OR I'M GOING TO PUNCH YOU IN THE FACE!" it tends to work pretty well
6/4/2010 9:40:30 AM
mady has an ear infection and wont stop shaking her head and crying......poor dog, hurry up 12!
6/4/2010 9:47:46 AM
that happened to sam a while ago...it was really nasty and he was so pitifulthe drops and medication clear it up with a quickness though...don't let them try to sell you the expensive ear cleaner though...i have a whole bottle from my vet if you need it
6/4/2010 9:49:17 AM
6/4/2010 9:50:36 AM
yeah, that is part of what was wrong with peyton right nowspeaking of which- time to give him his med's
6/4/2010 9:51:00 AM
^^^thanks[Edited on June 4, 2010 at 9:51 AM. Reason : mnvb]
6/4/2010 9:51:07 AM
the way tickets are presold to companies that specialize in ticket resale before they go on sale to the general public irritates me.it's nearly impossible for the common man to get the prime seats anymore in this city, without paying 6-10x face value.
6/4/2010 9:52:48 AM
6/4/2010 9:55:15 AM
That's all I'm gonna do womanListen now, I'm only gonna break your heartAnd shatter and splatter it all into little bitty pieces Whether or not you get it all togetherThen its finder's keepers and losers weepersSee I'm not trying to lead you onNo I'm only trying to keep it realYou might say this is LudacrisBut Taio Cruz tell her how you feel
6/4/2010 9:59:41 AM
aw, poor mady! hope she feels better soon!
6/4/2010 10:07:33 AM
we have an appointment in 2 hours
6/4/2010 10:07:56 AM
I wish I had known that I was going to feel useless today earlier in the week.
6/4/2010 10:10:30 AM
It would be so nice if I could get my refund check from financial aid today.
6/4/2010 10:20:27 AM
Crap, I forgot to call my friend back when he called me like two weeks ago. Oops.
6/4/2010 11:03:59 AM
I really wish john kruk would return some of my messages and stop ignoring me
6/4/2010 11:04:54 AM
Someone play tennis with me.Oh, and re: birthdays. I don't care about mine anymore. I don't get depressed but I tend to just want to ignore it. In my mind I'm turning 22 this September.[Edited on June 4, 2010 at 11:07 AM. Reason : x]
6/4/2010 11:06:25 AM
^I'd play with ya, but Lindsey took off today so we could go play DG, walk the dog and other junk before I go play in my tournament tonight
6/4/2010 11:09:13 AM
I'm going to an E&O Conference next week and one of the topics is "Pole Treatment" lol
6/4/2010 11:11:53 AM
lol
6/4/2010 11:12:38 AM
I can cash a check if I go to the bank that on the check right?
6/4/2010 11:25:57 AM
[Edited on June 4, 2010 at 11:54 AM. Reason : ^yes]
6/4/2010 11:54:07 AM
SEE HOW SAD WE ARE BECAUSE YOU IGNORE US?! YOUR FAMILY NEEDS YOU SEX PENCIL.
6/4/2010 11:56:42 AM
i need a drink
6/4/2010 12:27:37 PM
ahahahaha @ Izzy... it's like she can't even look into sexpencil's eyes
6/4/2010 12:32:12 PM
What?! I'm going to have to cook my own breakfast now. I think I'll have some french toast
6/4/2010 12:35:54 PM
Not interested in being your friend whenever you feel like calling once a month.In fact, I'm not interested in being your friend at all. ]
6/4/2010 1:08:08 PM
SON, havent seen you lately...how you been? flying planes and buring shit??
6/4/2010 1:29:12 PM
holy crap, she got back to me. Hmm.......
6/4/2010 1:31:05 PM
ugh i feel like crap all of a sudden...standing pulse was 48 walking 60... bit on the low side.... down to sub 40 when sitting.......[Edited on June 4, 2010 at 1:48 PM. Reason : hmmmmmmmm]
6/4/2010 1:46:01 PM
6/4/2010 1:50:32 PM
my resting heart rate is ridiculous...only because 'resting' is basically a misnomer in my life...i'm never still...even when i'm 'resting' i'm not still...some body part is always moving...usually frantically...so it's hard to get an accurate resting heart rate when you don't know how to relax[Edited on June 4, 2010 at 1:56 PM. Reason : and then there's all the caffiene ]
6/4/2010 1:54:48 PM
link to ^your blog plz?
6/4/2010 1:57:50 PM
I was told this week about a blog that someone on here has that is, at least, in part based on someone else on here. I bet it would be funny but I don't care enough about it to ask for the link.[Edited on June 4, 2010 at 2:00 PM. Reason : this is a cryptic post]
6/4/2010 1:59:46 PM
^^^ i feel you. i am a leg shaker and it annoys the SHIT out of everyone. i don't even realize i'm doing it though until someone points it out.whoopsssssssss.
6/4/2010 2:02:47 PM
^it really annoys everybody on my pew in church ^^i could have a world-wide famous blog about various tdubbers if i put my mind to it...[Edited on June 4, 2010 at 2:08 PM. Reason : but f that noise...i'd have to tell too much shit about myself ]
6/4/2010 2:04:55 PM
that is definitely the worst (for others) when the seats (or desks) are all one big thing.i do it in the car and people are like "OMG why is my car shaking"and i'm like
6/4/2010 2:08:17 PM