yes

yes or no

9/24/2009 11:42:56 AM

maybe


water or wine

9/24/2009 11:44:21 AM

beer

futurama or simpsons

9/24/2009 11:45:33 AM

like you'd have to ask


cnn or msnbc

9/24/2009 11:46:09 AM

cnn


Fool me once, shame on you...

-or-

Fool me twice, I'll slice your throat, toss your endocrine system to the piranhas, and watch as a rabid fox goes all "nom nom nom" on your toes while I'm pulling your lips apart with needle nose pliers as hard as I can because it's cheaper than that bow flex machine Chuck Norris is trying to get me to buy.



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[Edited on September 24, 2009 at 11:49 AM. Reason : \/ YOU ARE NO FUN ]

9/24/2009 11:47:33 AM

tl;dr

alton brown or that hot english guy named oliver something

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9/24/2009 11:47:42 AM

rachel ray

evoo or extra virgin olive oil? WHAT DO YOU CALL IT?

9/24/2009 11:48:25 AM

I call ibuprofen "IBU" (EEEEBOOOOO) son.

9/24/2009 11:48:50 AM

daughter

black or white

9/24/2009 11:49:34 AM

black

beef or pork

9/24/2009 11:51:35 AM

Beef.

Fuck your sister? Or fuck your mother?

9/24/2009 11:52:42 AM

Quote :

"neither"

you cant pick neither you have to pick one of the two listed

9/24/2009 11:52:46 AM

i'll fuck your sister and mother

father or uncle

9/24/2009 11:53:13 AM

Depends on the uncle.

Chalupa or Gordita?

9/24/2009 11:54:02 AM

Chalupa

Lifestyles or Trojan

9/24/2009 12:15:32 PM

trojan

fuck your sibling or the family pet?

9/24/2009 1:11:09 PM

pretend to do the family pet, encourage you to stop by, and then pull a switcharoo and do you, instead!

pumpkin spice latte or chai?

9/24/2009 1:13:32 PM

PUMPKIN!

subway or quiznos?

9/24/2009 1:14:27 PM

quizno's

Blowing Peyton or taking it up the ass from Eli

9/24/2009 1:18:02 PM

up the ass


sweden or norway?

9/28/2009 5:56:38 PM

sweden

guns or knives?

9/28/2009 5:57:46 PM

guns

zombies or werewolves?

9/28/2009 7:07:03 PM

zombies


pain or immobility?

9/30/2009 12:38:58 AM

eiffel tower, or DP?

12/14/2009 11:35:30 AM

eiffel tower

subway or quiznos

12/14/2009 11:35:52 AM

quiznos

salami or pastrami?

12/14/2009 11:36:33 AM

Pastrami

This weekend:

Cocoa Beach, FL or NYC?

12/14/2009 11:37:37 AM

new york

urban or rural?

12/14/2009 11:38:00 AM

Urban

Dating much older or much younger?

12/14/2009 11:39:28 AM

much older

leftover homemade chicken and dumplings or going out for chinese?

12/14/2009 11:40:42 AM

Mmm Chinese

Hot n Sour Soup or Egg Drop Soup?

12/14/2009 11:41:39 AM

EGG DROP!

M&Ms Sugar Cookies OR Chocolate Chip?

12/14/2009 11:42:29 AM

chocolate chip

crab rangoons or egg roll?

12/14/2009 11:42:34 AM

rangoons!

thai or italian

12/14/2009 11:42:57 AM

thai

tiramisu or cheesecake?

12/14/2009 11:43:53 AM

CHEESECAKE!!!!!!!!

marinara sauce or alfredo sauce

12/14/2009 11:43:59 AM

thai!

Tijuana Flats http://www.tijuanaflats.com/index.php

or Moe's http://www.moes.com/

12/14/2009 11:44:23 AM

moe's

MMF or FFM?

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12/14/2009 11:44:24 AM

^^^ Marinara

^ Not sure!

Lady Gaga or Madonna?

12/14/2009 11:46:21 AM

Lady Gaga (I'm so addicted)

Obnoxious christmas music or no music?

12/14/2009 11:52:54 AM

no music

dilbert or garfield

12/14/2009 12:18:16 PM

dilbert

Drummers or Guitarists?

12/14/2009 12:44:59 PM

drummers

macaroni and cheese or shells and cheddar?

12/14/2009 12:45:48 PM

^^^Dilbert

^ the first!

The porkgasm?


Or Snickers pancakes?


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12/14/2009 12:46:16 PM

snickers pancakes

drink or smoke

12/14/2009 12:47:10 PM

Drink

Sex or Candy

12/14/2009 12:47:56 PM

Sex


Sex or Money?

12/14/2009 12:48:21 PM

Money

blonde or brunette

12/14/2009 12:48:33 PM

Blonde

Tupac or Biggie?

12/14/2009 12:48:59 PM

Dr. Dre

Alice in Chains or Soundgarden

12/14/2009 12:49:52 PM