SHUT DAT GUZZLER SON.

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"my friend has an asteroid named after her... discovered it while she was doing research in undergrad"

AGAIN I MUST ASK, IS THIS FRIEND SINGLE MY SON?

4/19/2010 8:34:30 AM

nope

she said one crappy thing about it was you get some crazy name for it.. just a bunch of letters and numbers

4/19/2010 8:38:03 AM

so did they name the asteroid after her or name her after the asteroid?

4/19/2010 8:39:45 AM

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"nope "

IS ANYONE ELSE SINGLE SON?

4/19/2010 8:51:46 AM

I am.

4/19/2010 8:53:12 AM

only if it was gonna hit the earth and wipe out civilization



then people be like 'oh ya that dave guy, we shoulda listened to him back then and told him he was cool and wanted to be his friend. Now we have to pay the price for being a jerk to him'


the asteroid would be very selective, break up into chunks, and pretty much kill everyone who pissed me off when i was younger.


i'd rescue jessica alba who by freak of nature was cured of her herpes and we'd repopulate the planet but she wouldn't gain any baby weight just stay skinny and hot and in her 20's.



yep.....disasteroid

4/19/2010 9:56:16 AM

jessica alba has herpes?

4/19/2010 9:57:14 AM

pretty sure i heard that on the 100% reliable internet somewhere

4/19/2010 9:58:44 AM