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12/3/2007 1:12:14 AM

why is he an asshole? probably because chicks like asshole guys, which is probably why you were associated with him so long. and your desire for revenge probably stems from the fact that you can't just forget about him completely (which is what you should do, and not feed the fire).

[Edited on December 3, 2007 at 1:17 AM. Reason : .]

12/3/2007 1:17:01 AM

Shrimp in the curtain rods.

12/3/2007 1:22:58 AM

^^she said he was ugly, so he's an ugly asshole
and since by your theory girls like assholes, then she must want revenge for him being ugly

thats really unnecessary

[Edited on December 3, 2007 at 1:23 AM. Reason : .]

12/3/2007 1:23:36 AM

wtf is with all of you people telling her to get over it? She said she tried that already and it didn't work. She's close to the situation and has determined revenge is necessary. That's good enough for me. Sometimes you've just got to let people have it. Now let's help her come up with some good ideas.

Let's see

1) Make a gay sex ad w/ his contact info and put it on craig's list or a similar site.

2) Call into his work when he's not there a leave a message that says something to the effect of "the results of his std test are in, and his doctor needs to speak with him immediately."

3) When it's freezing outside, pour water down the cracks around his door. Maybe it'll freeze shut or cause some sort of damage that wouldn't leave any evidence.

12/3/2007 1:37:23 AM

register his name as a domain name and have it redirect to a gay porn site

12/3/2007 1:38:04 AM

i wanna know what the M3 owner did to deserve that. story plz

12/3/2007 1:46:19 AM

first of all

has he done any damage to property that cost you or anyone else money?

if so, you could go to him with a bill and order him to pay it or go to court

or simply destroy property of his that is equal in value to what ur losses were


the next step would be to discredit him to all his friends, female then male.

if his friends that know you or know him only from college or work realize things hes done, whether they be true or fictional.

then if needed, humiliate him at a club or bar



for the record, i think its completely childish, not warranted and doesnt need to be done.

it is stupid and pyscho in a way but on the other hand, he just needs a good embarrassing ass whoopin.

it is ur life, do wat pleases you but be able to take responsibility for what you do

12/3/2007 1:57:59 AM

Quote :

"he left his drunk friends in my living room and I had to give these people a ride back to their car. "

Are you that stupid?

Asshole dumps strangers in your house (who also messed up the house), and you drive those strangers to their car?

WTF, B?

12/3/2007 9:22:44 AM

Quote :

"Take jumbo *CLASSIC* (not gel) shaving cream, dip in liquid nitrogen"

It's a good thing that you can just go down to the local corner store and pick up a vat of liquid nitrogen.

12/3/2007 3:07:01 PM

i was wondering about that

i have hookups with but the freezer would work just as well, you just dont have enough time

12/3/2007 3:09:18 PM

THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU PARK LIKE AN ASSHOLE

YOU HEAR ME 20 YR OLD KID WHO DIDNT PAY FOR YOUR CAR TO BEGIN WITH?

12/3/2007 3:29:19 PM

^that was all for parking alittle off center?

12/3/2007 3:30:44 PM

if i had anything to do with it, sure...

12/3/2007 3:31:12 PM

it's funny what bitches will go to jail for

that car for example

12/3/2007 3:33:14 PM

damn that's way too harsh for parking a tad off center.

i thought maybe he cheated on a girl or somethin along those lines.

12/3/2007 3:35:38 PM

it probably is from a chick

i was making a

how do you say

joke?

12/3/2007 3:36:02 PM

ahahahah OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

well for one i'm glad. i was about to keep a ruler in my glovebox just to make sure anything like this would never happen to me.

on the other hand i am a newb

12/3/2007 3:37:30 PM

I know of someone who had a horrible roommate situation. On her last day before moving out prematurely, she took a dump, wiped her ass, and then proceeded to smear ass-tissue on every lid of the 24 can Busch Light pack they had in the fridge. She tells me she was content just knowing that they were quite literally "kissing her ass"

12/3/2007 3:44:29 PM

passive aggressive ftl

12/3/2007 3:45:04 PM

That would be funny if a dude did that

But a girl...thats just gross

12/3/2007 3:48:41 PM

Wow, so DJLauren is pretty fucked up.

12/3/2007 4:04:16 PM

Mmmm, the tears of unfathomable sadness, yummy!

12/3/2007 4:36:42 PM

Quote :

"Living well is the best revenge. "

whoever said that didnt have the balls to exact revenge.

go get that motherfucker.

12/3/2007 4:42:50 PM

i didn't read this whole thread by any lengths buuuuuuut,

i knew a girl in high school who got a lot (like 300-400) of feeder crickets from petsmart and dumped them out in a chicks car.....

but this only worked because it was summer and the girl left her windows down while we were in school....

12/3/2007 6:28:04 PM

Here's the deal. I think I'm going to go with the paint thinner and putting dog shit on his handles for $500, Alex.

Thanks, Teedub. I knew you'd pull through.




And you haters should be ashamed to know somebody that WOULDN'T retaliate in a situation like this.

12/3/2007 6:50:43 PM

12/4/2007 4:11:36 AM

My AP Stats teacher taught these two pranks:

A: Put wet pieces of bread on the offender's car. When they dry, they're pretty annoying to get off.

2: Buy some deer urine pellets. Stick them in the ventilation system of the offender's car. Profit.

12/4/2007 4:28:10 AM

http://www.liquidgeneration.com/Media/Animations/Weird_Random/Random/How_To_Prank_Tuna_In_The_Lightswitch/

12/4/2007 7:26:47 AM

upper decker

12/4/2007 7:34:15 AM

^hahaha, still one of the better ones I've heard... probably takes some coordination though.

12/4/2007 9:27:15 AM