^ Yeah, but you have to admit that's ^^ mighty damned feminine.

3/24/2008 11:32:54 PM

definitely the better of the salma hayek strip routines.

3/24/2008 11:38:40 PM

i'd hooksaw the fuck out of salma hayek

3/24/2008 11:41:13 PM

i'd vince lombardi her katydid88

3/24/2008 11:42:57 PM

I'd at least get a hand cookie

3/24/2008 11:44:18 PM

i'd vince lombardi her greenbay packer with my great fucking boot.

3/24/2008 11:44:24 PM

Dudes, show some respect.

Salma Hayek is no average hottie.

[Edited on March 24, 2008 at 11:46 PM. Reason : LOL]

3/24/2008 11:46:25 PM

yeah dood
respect SalmaSPK, BFF Jill?

3/24/2008 11:49:42 PM

Bridget, leave the respect for people who actually leave their house.

3/24/2008 11:51:18 PM

says the guy with almost 20,000 posts.

3/24/2008 11:54:26 PM

PWND!

3/24/2008 11:56:03 PM

pwnd indeed.

[Edited on March 24, 2008 at 11:59 PM. Reason : i looked at his pix.]

3/24/2008 11:57:31 PM

get the door held open for me and not feel like a pussy

3/25/2008 12:00:23 AM

1. right boob
2. left boob
3. ability to get off with out making a mess and nobody knowing what you're doing
4. orgasm 1
5. orgasms 2-10 that come immediately after orgasm 1

3/25/2008 6:06:31 AM

it is okay that I cannot lift heavy things

3/25/2008 6:33:42 AM

4^

3/25/2008 6:35:39 AM

not that i'm a fudgepacker, but its more socially acceptable for chicks to mess around with other chicks than being a dude and messing around with another dude

3/26/2008 12:29:02 PM

Get to go into the women's restroom with other women.

Most primetime television shows are geared towards attracting your attention.

No matter how ugly you are, someone is going to get drunk enough to at least give you a shot at some action.

When you were young, you had a free cop-out in PE to get out of swimming and square dancing(I'm cramping and/or bloated-- no way to prove that you are lying)

3/26/2008 2:17:18 PM

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080418/ap_on_he_me/oldest_human_research;_ylt=ArmtoonbKLaaluriM0NjAFms0NUE

Quote :

"Only 75 living people — 64 women and 11 men — are 110 or older, according to the Gerontology Research Group of Inglewood, Calif., which verifies reports of extreme ages."

4/19/2008 12:58:18 AM

I wouldn't want to live to be 110 anyway

I probly wouldn't be able to get a boner for the last 30 years of my life

that would suck cock

4/19/2008 2:01:01 AM

Quote :

"4. orgasm 1 5. orgasms 2-10 that come immediately after orgasm 1 "

call me

4/19/2008 2:19:38 AM

http://www.thewolfweb.com/message_topic.aspx?topic=528027

5/30/2008 2:29:09 PM

i thought for sure you would say that they can suck dick and not be called gay

5/30/2008 2:32:03 PM

no homo?

5/30/2008 2:33:03 PM

Quote :

"ability to get off with out making a mess and nobody knowing what you're doing"

always nice

5/30/2008 2:35:29 PM

The joy of childbirth

5/30/2008 3:10:03 PM

this thread has a lot of insight to my views of attractive women

7/19/2008 12:51:20 AM

if she gets off and no one knows, it's not done right.

7/19/2008 12:55:26 AM

Quote :

"9. i hate that women always objectify themselves and shit"

Jackie Treehorn treats objects like women, man!

7/19/2008 1:07:29 AM

the only good thing about being a woman is that we can get laid whenever we want

7/19/2008 2:07:19 AM

^WRONG

noob doesn't know cddweller

7/19/2008 2:44:41 AM

have you been reading lately? everything she posts is about her and Spontaneous.

7/19/2008 3:16:32 AM

Men don't bleed out of their vag every month. So score one for the cocksmen.
But women are so weak they can't be drafted for military service, so score one for the vag.

7/19/2008 3:22:30 AM

Quote :

"noob doesn't know cddweller"

I loled

7/19/2008 6:16:27 AM

I think the downside is worse.

7/19/2008 6:21:15 AM