Quote :

"i will give a shit about this when pretty girls stop dating fat dudes"

Which will be like never.

4/11/2008 11:38:24 AM

she's probably doing it because you were a complete asshole to her

4/11/2008 11:39:47 AM

Quote :

"No...that's what they might tell you. But they probably end up hating you (I'm sorry, "them") for some other reason that they don't want to tell you. Either you got fat or you're not as hot as the new girl they are fucking."

unfortunately he decided he loved me and wanted to marry me....

[Edited on April 11, 2008 at 11:49 AM. Reason : ^^^i know right...i'm not even hot and i don't date fat dudes]

4/11/2008 11:44:30 AM

maybe she had a dream about ice cream sandwiches or eating and woke up hongry

4/11/2008 11:53:45 AM

Maybe she's not trying to get fat. Maybe she just wanted a fucking ice cream sandwich.

4/11/2008 11:57:13 AM

drop your socks and grab your cocks

4/11/2008 11:57:25 AM

I LOLed very loudly at this thread. I always seem to lose weight and get in better shape when I'm in a relationship....then again I'm an OCD health freak anyways...

4/11/2008 12:06:19 PM

you're one of the good ones Katy


In time I'll get her OCD about this

[Edited on April 11, 2008 at 12:09 PM. Reason : .]

4/11/2008 12:08:59 PM

Quote :

"Maybe she's not trying to get fat. Maybe she just wanted a fucking ice cream sandwich."

4/11/2008 12:09:01 PM

i can't help it...im 5'5 and 115 lbs...and I WILL STAY THAT WAY. Health is a touchy issue....i don't like people who don't take care of themselves...

4/11/2008 12:11:45 PM

Quote :

"And here again, more women (58%) than men (51%) say they eat too much junk food."

http://pewresearch.org/pubs/309/eating-more-enjoying-less

just wanted to throw this out there

4/11/2008 12:12:05 PM

Quote :

"i don't like people who don't take care of themselves"

that about sums it up


she called me while having lunch and she's having a salad to make up for the ice cream, and a vinagrette dressing, she gets the message

4/11/2008 12:13:17 PM

liez....about the salad anyways

[Edited on April 11, 2008 at 12:14 PM. Reason : .]

4/11/2008 12:14:01 PM

salad is love

4/11/2008 12:14:55 PM

while we're on the topic, i'd prefer women to do yoga instead of running...yoga tones up those female muscles whereas running can give shorties "man muscles"

although i'll take a chick who runs to one who doesnt exercise any day

4/11/2008 12:16:13 PM

pilates is better

4/11/2008 12:17:53 PM

let her eat what she wants. If my boyfriend dared try to tell me what I should and should not eat...

and you said she's size 4? that's tiny. Leave her alone.

oh, yeah, and I'd never eat anything at 3 AM, but really its just a preference.

4/11/2008 12:20:51 PM

i stick to a strict laxative and water diet.

4/11/2008 12:23:58 PM

speed and laxatives for me

4/11/2008 12:24:38 PM

poop and gravy

4/11/2008 12:24:59 PM

your poop must look some awesomely robust sausages.

4/11/2008 12:26:13 PM

does she eat ice cream sandwiches at 3 am every night? or just once in a while?

I love me some swiss cake rolls, but only buy a pack maybe once a month. I'd probably be a fatty if I ate them every day....but once in a long while does no harm.

4/11/2008 12:26:45 PM

Quote :

"your poop must look some awesomely robust sausages."

have you been spying in my toilet????

4/11/2008 12:27:32 PM

Quote :

"If my boyfriend dared try to tell me what I should and should not eat... "

would you rather him say something like

"I noticed you've been gaining some weight lately, you seem to be on a slipery slope to jolly fatness or straight-up obesity. While I am maintinaing my level of fitness, I'm not going to sit back and watch you turn the girl I started dating into some new obese woman. Do something about it or I will find another girl who actually cares about her health, and didn't just pretend to in order to date someone."

Something like that?

[Edited on April 11, 2008 at 12:28 PM. Reason : ]

4/11/2008 12:27:41 PM

lolz

4/11/2008 12:28:20 PM

hahah

4/11/2008 12:30:47 PM

wow. just wow guys.
i only read like 1/3 posts in here.

and some poeple whom i thought were originally really cool....im having doubts.


jeeeez. today has totally sucked.

if i EVER date a guy who has an issue about my weight (the only exception is obese) then we will break up/ divorce immediately.
because he clearly married/dated me for the wrong reason.

period.

[Edited on April 11, 2008 at 12:36 PM. Reason : sfds]

[Edited on April 11, 2008 at 12:37 PM. Reason : oops]

4/11/2008 12:35:13 PM

Be subtle about her weight gain...

Take opportunities during the day to grab her new love handles. Dangle twinkies in front of her face and say things like..."Sit" and "Shake"...and make sure to say "good girl" when these commands are obeyed and you've fed her the twinkie. Tell her you can't have sex with her on top anymore because you don't know if your pelvis can handle the pressure.

These reminders will make her aware of her new found fatness yet aren't so harsh that they probably won't hurt her feelings.

4/11/2008 12:35:22 PM

Or you could just kill her

4/11/2008 12:37:08 PM

there's a reason why most people on here are single.

4/11/2008 12:38:16 PM

hey joie

http://news.yahoo.com/s/livescience/20080410/sc_livescience/whybeautifulwomenmarrylessattractivemen;_ylt=AjriEWZ7YkBlngajbdQO0l4DW7oF

[Edited on April 11, 2008 at 12:39 PM. Reason : hi sober ]

4/11/2008 12:38:44 PM

^ Well, I'm pretty much fucked then.

BF is better-looking than me.

4/11/2008 12:39:35 PM

I've always had a preference for rail-thin girls with adolescent features

100 pounds soaking wet

think dakota fanning with tits

so even if they gain a little weight its no big deal

4/11/2008 12:40:21 PM

I'm the same way, but 110 aint 105, so there's no need for ice cream sandwiches

4/11/2008 12:41:50 PM

haha nahhh. i dont believe it that at all. (the link)
i believe there has to be a physical spark.
but in the end it comes down to friendship.
if you have that.

you have it made.

fuck looks.
seriously.
(i mean there is a limit here...cant do the whole morbidly obese thing or anything )

[Edited on April 11, 2008 at 12:43 PM. Reason : sdfdfd]

4/11/2008 12:41:56 PM

i see some truth in that

I'm not friends with any of my ex's

4/11/2008 12:42:23 PM

fuck anyone who thinks girls should live on salads just so that they stay rail thin and "pretty"

4/11/2008 12:42:47 PM

i for one would never complain to a woman about her weight

thats pretty jacked up

4/11/2008 12:42:48 PM

Alli makes you shit real bad....or so they say.

4/11/2008 12:44:17 PM

seriously.
i think all great relationships
are close close friendships with sex. (and lovey stuff of course)

and if you have that.
then you can fart in front of eachother
put on weight
do whatever.

and it doesnt matter.

and thats effing awesome



ok the autoclave is beeping be back in like 30 min

4/11/2008 12:44:41 PM

not "jacked up" at all

dating a girl is like making an investment

if your investment starts to go bad, its up to you to either do something about it or cut your losses and get out

4/11/2008 12:44:57 PM

Quote :

"fuck anyone who thinks girls should live on salads just so that they stay rail thin and "pretty""

That's why you are suppose to exercise a lot. So you can afford to eat more than just salads. Or at least throw some meat and good salad dressing on those salads.

4/11/2008 12:45:38 PM

Quote :

"seriously. i think all great relationships are close close friendships with sex."

lmao

4/11/2008 12:45:43 PM

a woman is an investment huh? oh well if you don't think it's jacked good luck in life... i'm out of this thread

4/11/2008 12:47:01 PM

i never said someone shouldn't exercise. i try to exercise at least 3 times a week.

i wish my husband would exercise. with him, getting him to work out is like pulling teeth. but that doesn't mean i'm going to leave him, because i'm not a superficial asshole (like some people in here obviously are). will i let him get grossly obese? no. but will i leave him because he weighs more than when we met? no.

4/11/2008 12:48:22 PM

It's her body, not yours.

4/11/2008 12:51:19 PM

theres a difference between a girl whos 105 and everything is just skin and has no figure...as opposed to a girl who is like me...im 115...but everyone who looks at me would guess no more than 100-105...but i was a dancer/gymnast for 15 years...so i have a little more muscle than most girls...

4/11/2008 12:51:38 PM

hey, I'm not talking about my wife, I don't have one. I'm talking about the process in which I pick out my wife.

I'm not going to marry a woman who tried to trick me into thinking she exercised and eats healthy. if you let yourself go within the first couple months of us dating, then fuck you!

4/11/2008 12:51:56 PM

um no, in a relationship her body is mine too


Also KittyB, its different, women need to be pretty, men don't have to be

4/11/2008 12:52:02 PM

You aint cool unless you're obese

4/11/2008 12:52:10 PM