should of unloaded in #2

4/22/2008 6:24:40 PM

Quote :

"I just hope you quit smoking for the sake of the unborn baby that is growing in your uterus."

do i have to quit drinking too?! the beer festival is this saturday!

4/22/2008 6:30:54 PM

no, my mom drank with me and look how i turned out!

4/22/2008 6:36:25 PM

Like you, your child will have an underdeveloped philtrum.

4/22/2008 6:41:55 PM

dammit! we're gonna have the most fucked up kid ever...

4/22/2008 6:47:50 PM

how is babby formed?
http://www.somethingawful.com/flash/shmorky/babby.swf

4/22/2008 6:56:54 PM

they need to do way instain mother

it was on the news this mroing

4/22/2008 9:10:26 PM

wat?

4/22/2008 9:14:25 PM

if you have to ask, you'll never know

4/22/2008 9:15:51 PM

IM GOING TO PUNCH YOU IN TEH STOMACH

THAT WILL TEACH YOU NOT TO UNDERMIND ME ON THE INTERNETS

4/22/2008 9:17:49 PM

your e-persona is so tough!

4/22/2008 9:18:41 PM

its not just tough

its dead baby tough

4/22/2008 9:20:05 PM

don't hurt my bebe

4/22/2008 9:23:46 PM

50% of him/her is mine

4/22/2008 9:25:41 PM

this has got to be fake

you told me you couldn't get preggers if i put it in the other hole

4/23/2008 12:37:50 PM

i think it was your mom that actually said that....

4/23/2008 12:46:16 PM

are you suggesting i had anal sex with my mother?

4/23/2008 12:47:03 PM

i don't know what you do when you go home on the weekends!!

4/23/2008 12:49:49 PM

im going to kick you in the stomach

4/23/2008 12:50:30 PM

does that make you feel tough to threaten me.... in my condition

4/23/2008 12:52:58 PM

HAVING MY CHILD IS NOT A CONDITION

its a blessing

4/23/2008 12:54:00 PM

having GIMP's child is an STD

4/23/2008 12:54:26 PM

YOU STAY OUT OF THIS DEVIL SPAWN

4/23/2008 12:55:00 PM

i caught the GIMP STD!! my life is over

4/23/2008 12:56:01 PM

GODDAMN YOU BOTH!

4/23/2008 12:56:28 PM

i hate you

4/23/2008 12:58:29 PM

srsly?

4/23/2008 12:58:57 PM

It's ok blah
I'm here for you
we'll get through this

that's what this 'NCSUGimp is a colostomy bag support group' is all about

>------<

4/23/2008 12:59:51 PM

thanks EMCE i feel like i can make it now

4/23/2008 1:01:07 PM

screw you guys

i'm going home

4/23/2008 1:01:37 PM

don't be upset... you have a hippie baby on the way

4/23/2008 1:10:54 PM

4/23/2008 1:12:18 PM

i'm always here

if you ever need to be impregnated

4/24/2008 11:54:03 AM

i can't wait to have your baby!!

5/4/2008 4:23:13 PM

5/5/2008 10:43:31 AM

i said abort it.

5/5/2008 10:44:23 AM

we're gonna keep it so we can take it to wal-mart and beat it in the electronics department

5/5/2008 10:49:09 AM

i beat it in the electronics department too!!!

5/5/2008 10:50:09 AM

haahah

5/5/2008 11:02:47 AM

lol, dnl made a funny

5/5/2008 11:03:28 AM

Quote :

"we're gonna keep it so we can take it to wal-mart and beat it in the electronics department"

and make it clean the house and mow the lawn

5/5/2008 2:08:09 PM