my friend told me a really, really weird scat play story that happened to a friend of hers

it had a real WTF ending to it

4/24/2008 12:43:03 AM

lol...that's sick, but I am intrigued for the shear disgustingness of it all.

4/24/2008 12:53:57 AM

I went to high school with a dude who got his g/f to shit on a glass table while he was lying under it ...

He was a douchebag but she was pretty hot

4/24/2008 12:57:12 AM

DNL, I accidentally had a POV shift...I have to fix that or it will annoy me...lol.

4/24/2008 12:57:15 AM

incoming scat story -






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basically, the guy was hammered drunk, and got with a girl and went to her room. they're getting into it and the girl is pretty kinky. she starts trying to play with his ass and the guy doesn't want any of that. so the girl grabs some anal beads, somehow forces them up his ass and rips them out like she's starting a chainsaw.

guy shits all over the bed, naturally, and then starts rolling in the shit screaming "FUCK ME IN YOUR SHIT"

guy is all and gets the fuck out of there

4/24/2008 1:01:13 AM

pm sent

4/24/2008 1:02:55 AM

that is no good....just no good...

4/24/2008 1:08:53 AM

i'm sure you could work something like that into a story

4/24/2008 1:11:52 AM

haha...I could, but I have no desire too....any more friend of a friend stories? Human sexuality never ceases to amaze me...

4/24/2008 1:18:02 AM

I have a friend who was DP'ed in a pool by her boyfriend and his best friend when they were in HS ...

that's the extent of that story ...

4/24/2008 1:19:58 AM

well, most of my friend of a friend stories are pretty much along the same lines of shitting uncontrollably

4/24/2008 1:22:23 AM

i have a great story about a friend who went to a girls house only to discover she had plastic sheets...

.. and then the story got weird.

4/24/2008 1:23:14 AM

oh, do tell...

DP?

[Edited on April 24, 2008 at 1:42 AM. Reason : I should probably know this...]

4/24/2008 1:40:46 AM

a girl invited me back to her palce and I found out she had a wig on

4/24/2008 1:41:19 AM

server went down for a minute for me...this shit is starting to get ghey...



^was it really a girl and did she have hair?

4/24/2008 1:49:10 AM

you dont know dp=double penetration??????!?!??!?!

4/24/2008 1:49:44 AM

the irony there is that you asked the other dumb acronym questions in this thread, lol....

4/24/2008 1:51:04 AM

true

[Edited on April 24, 2008 at 1:52 AM. Reason : irony]

4/24/2008 1:51:48 AM

I think if I discovered plastic sheets I would GTFO.

4/24/2008 2:01:11 AM

So the plastic sheet story goes like this..

A friend of a friend meets this girl out at a bar one weekend, and they hit it off. After a healthy number of drinks they decide to take it back to her place for a night of fucking. Upon arriving, they wander back to her room, fall on her bed and begin the normal pre-game activities. It was at this time the guy noticed the plastic sheets that she had on her bed, but due to the alcohol and other assorted drugs clouding his mind, he didn't immediately make any connections.

So at some point, she pushes him down and asks him if he'd like the best blowjob of his life. Oh course he says yes, but the condition is that he has to tell her when he's about to cum. So far, everything is normal. She gets up, turns the lights down low, they both get naked, and she starts sucking. Well a minute or two into it, she starts popping anal beads into his ass. At first he's caught completely off guard, jumps, kinda protests, but she assures him that it will be the best blowjob of his life and that he needs to just go with it. For whatever reason, he agrees to continue. And so the BJ continues, one after one each bead getting popped into his ass. Finally, the pressure starts to build, and he lets her know he about to cum. Right as he blows his load, she grabs the string and in one quick move pulls the whole string of beads out of his ass at once. The end result was him cumming harder than he had ever before in his life, and his violent, explosive, uncontrollable shitting all over the bed.

After coming down, he hit the bathroom to clean up, and then feeling embarrassed about what just occurred, decided to get his clothes on and leave. He gets as far as getting his pants on before the girl stops him and says "No no, you can leave yet.. I want you to fuck me in the shit."

In the end, he figured out why the plastic sheets were there.

And the real question is.... would you do it?

4/24/2008 9:25:02 AM

No

4/24/2008 9:30:11 AM

Quote :

"well, most of my friend of a friend stories are pretty much along the same lines of shitting uncontrollably "

Pertty sure he's talking about this girl that we knew in marching band in high school...

She and her b/f went out to his truck in the student parking lot for some dessert during lunch. Long story short, he convinces her to let him put it in her butt. Obviously this was her first time anal experience, because as soon as he was done and pulled out she massively dumped all over his backseat.

I think they broke up the next day...

4/24/2008 9:37:17 AM

What's your target audience?

4/24/2008 9:44:05 AM

^^haha, yeah, that's it

there's also the story from pete about the anal beads

4/24/2008 10:22:18 AM

I think I heard that story from somebody else...I can't remember who, though.


Um...I don't know Ambrosia...what are different target audiences for erotic fiction?

4/24/2008 10:53:12 PM

Billie Ripken

4/24/2008 11:03:57 PM

uh

male/female
straight/homo

you already decided to go for a non-vanilla audience, but it could be more narrowly defined by fetish/appeal.


You need to have this decided before you can write anything worthwhile. I imagine you'll have a hard time writing about anything that you aren't into, because a lack of passion/knowledge/poor word selection will be present, and irritate your readers or turn them off.

4/24/2008 11:07:03 PM

oh, I guess it would be unisex in appeal, straight for the most part, I didn't really have a specific setting in mind. Some scenarios, but not really a specific fetish, like age play, feet, electricity, etc. I figure I would use different aspects with out limiting myself to one, ya know?

4/24/2008 11:15:36 PM

Quote :

"incoming scat story - "

funny that most scat stories are outgoing (yswidt?)

we must know somebody that knows the same person, cause i've heard that story, chainsaw reference and all from one of my friends from raleigh.



Also, looking for a pen name...

Penis Mightier
with a name like that, you're destined for literotica stardom

4/24/2008 11:21:15 PM

haha..that's a clever pen name...

4/24/2008 11:28:20 PM

Quote :

"So the plastic sheet story goes like this.."

lol, my friend swears that's the same story.

4/24/2008 11:28:56 PM

Maybe it's an urban porn legend...lol.

4/24/2008 11:44:42 PM

i have actually written erotic fiction

4/24/2008 11:52:46 PM

you can't even spell erotic fiction

4/24/2008 11:54:28 PM

i know

so its like erotic mispelled fiction. But i thought it was damn good thank you

4/24/2008 11:55:10 PM

ooo oo i have one!!

friend of a friend takes her bf to her parent's beachhouse. She decides to try anal sex for the first time, something horrible happens and she ends up spewing explosive diarrhea that covers the wall. In a panic they tried to clean it up, the parents used the beachhouse the next weekend and complained about the stench and weird stains on the wall. The couple blames it on the family great dane, said it was sick or something. The parents take the dog to the vet, couldn't find anything wrong with it but instead of going on about their business, the parents decide they won't want to have to put up with a shittastic dog and decide to put the dog to sleep

Probably not true, but good/awful story.

4/24/2008 11:58:09 PM

so whenever the guy busts hes all like

"EYEM GHONNA KUM ALL OHVIR YOR FAYCE"

4/24/2008 11:58:52 PM

i bet jens erotic fiction is at least 5 times better than wtchywmns...thats just a guess based on sluttiness tho

4/25/2008 12:00:45 AM

hey now, I don't really think that is fair...

Reading the slut manual is just as good as being one when it comes to writing about it, I think...

4/25/2008 12:05:04 AM

I"m a slut and i write horrible erotic fiction

4/25/2008 12:09:05 AM

4/25/2008 12:11:45 AM

mmm...yellow frogs...so sexy...

4/25/2008 12:21:58 AM

so anyways earlier today i was wondering in my head like does doing anal cause u to shit uncontrollably or something??

4/26/2008 2:05:24 AM

haha, bttt

5/10/2008 3:36:52 AM

dnl, come out now right now and i will get you home later.

5/10/2008 3:53:16 AM

pm sent

5/10/2008 3:54:40 AM

5/10/2008 4:01:36 AM