5/2/2008 3:02:54 AM

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I have no voice and yet I speak to you, I tell of all things in the world that people do. I have leaves, but I am not a tree, I have pages, but I am not a bride or royalty. I have a spine and hinges, but I am not a man or a door, I have told you all, I cannot tell you more. What am I?

5/2/2008 3:03:20 AM

5/2/2008 3:03:28 AM

Book.,

5/2/2008 3:03:57 AM

The Bible

5/2/2008 3:04:01 AM

God I hate fucking Riddles.

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It goes up, but at the same time goes down. Up toward the sky, and down toward the ground. It's present tense and past tense too, come for a ride, just me and you. What is it?

5/2/2008 3:06:35 AM

gravity

5/2/2008 3:06:57 AM

time

5/2/2008 3:07:25 AM

Rollercoaster of LOVE!!

/Ohio Players.

5/2/2008 3:07:35 AM

see saw

5/2/2008 3:08:02 AM

^gg

5/2/2008 3:08:29 AM

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Old Mother Twitchett had but one eye, and a long tail which she let fly; and every time she went through a gap, a bit of her tail she left in a trap. What is she?

5/2/2008 3:10:11 AM

A needle and thread.

5/2/2008 3:11:24 AM

A penis having sex with a toothy vagina.

5/2/2008 3:11:49 AM

^LOL

5/2/2008 3:12:18 AM

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Three mountain climbers paid a lot of money to be the first to scale a mountain. After several days of climbing they finally reached the pinnacle, and to their dismay, found a cabin and three frozen bodies. Since the mountain climbers were the first to ever climb the summit, how could this be possible?.

[Edited on May 2, 2008 at 3:13 AM. Reason : .]

5/2/2008 3:12:31 AM

A volcano that shot up from under a house at super sonic speed.

5/2/2008 3:13:44 AM

Three mountain climbers paid a lot of money to be the first to scale a mountain. After several days of climbing they finally reached the pinnacle, and to their dismay, found a cabin and three frozen bodies. Since the mountain climbers were the first to ever climb
the summit, how could this be possible?

Answer: the cabin was from a plane that crashed there

(Congrats to: Deb, Gabe F., Alison C., Ashton G., Daniel J., James & Katy, Alex H., Erik J., Mike L., and Adam W.)

[Edited on May 2, 2008 at 3:15 AM. Reason : .]

5/2/2008 3:14:11 AM

They didn't reach the summit yet, just the pinnacle.

5/2/2008 3:14:15 AM

Fuck copy/paste Walter

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Never resting, never still. Moving silently from hill to hill. It does not walk, run or trot, All is cool where it is not. What is it?

5/2/2008 3:16:48 AM

Wind.

[Edited on May 2, 2008 at 3:18 AM. Reason : Santa Ana winds ]

5/2/2008 3:17:55 AM

October 9-October 15, 2000

Never resting, never still.
Moving silently from hill to hill.
It does not walk, run or trot,
All is cool where it is not.
What is it?

Answer: Sunlight

(Congrats to: Rick W., Kyle V., Foolio, Aaron M., Bobby Y., Brad R., Pap, Keith M., Jamey S.,
Clint H., and Adam W.)

5/2/2008 3:18:05 AM

^^ BZZZ try again

[Edited on May 2, 2008 at 3:19 AM. Reason : .]

5/2/2008 3:18:27 AM

sunlight

5/2/2008 3:19:12 AM

AIDS

5/2/2008 3:19:29 AM

heat

5/2/2008 3:19:41 AM

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If you go to the movies and you're paying, is it cheaper to take one friend to the movies twice, or two friends to the movies at the same time?

5/2/2008 3:20:00 AM

One movie twice because you don't leave the theater after the first showing

5/2/2008 3:20:38 AM

2 at the same time, that way you only pay for you one time

5/2/2008 3:20:49 AM

take no one, or sneak another movie with the one friend.

5/2/2008 3:21:06 AM

2 at the same time...gas is ridiculous

5/2/2008 3:21:34 AM

3. # It's cheaper to take two friends at the same time. In this case, you would only be buying three tickets, whereas if you take the same friend twice you are buying four tickets.

5/2/2008 3:22:03 AM

i already said that^

5/2/2008 3:22:39 AM

No, you're buying two because you sneak into the second movie after the first one is finished.

5/2/2008 3:22:48 AM

two at once

5/2/2008 3:22:55 AM

the alt text is stupid

5/2/2008 3:24:35 AM

jtmartin got that one

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A tree doubled in height each year until it reached its maximum height over the course of ten years. How many years did it take for the tree to reach half its maximum height?

5/2/2008 3:24:53 AM

9 years

5/2/2008 3:25:26 AM

9 years

5/2/2008 3:25:29 AM

Fuck that, If I take one friend to north hills, and the other to blue ridge or mission valley, then it would cost less the other way.

5/2/2008 3:25:37 AM

yay 3 seconds!

5/2/2008 3:26:07 AM

^^ lol good point.

[Edited on May 2, 2008 at 3:26 AM. Reason : .]

5/2/2008 3:26:30 AM

9

5/2/2008 3:26:31 AM

9

5/2/2008 3:26:46 AM

jtmartin again

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You are on a ship, over the side hangs a rope ladder with half meter rungs. The tide rises a half meter per hour. At the end of five hours, how much of the ladder will remain above the water assuming that nine rungs were above the water when the tide began to rise?

5/2/2008 3:26:49 AM

2

[Edited on May 2, 2008 at 3:28 AM. Reason : .]

5/2/2008 3:27:28 AM

4

5/2/2008 3:27:39 AM

4 rungs?

5/2/2008 3:27:43 AM

2 meters

5/2/2008 3:27:53 AM

9, the boat floats at the same spot

5/2/2008 3:28:12 AM