^holy shit

6/15/2008 12:56:20 AM

What do Michael Jackson and caviar have in common?

They both come on little white crackers.

6/15/2008 1:03:25 AM

bttt for more dirty jokes

6/17/2008 3:06:58 AM

Q: When you push Helen Keller off a cliff, how do you keep her from screaming?
A: Put oven mitts on her hands

6/17/2008 3:17:40 AM

^^^ and ^ are hilarious!

6/17/2008 4:47:16 AM

what do you call a lesbian dinosaur?

lickalotapus

6/18/2008 4:08:30 PM

Q: What’s brown and often found in a baby’s diaper?
A: Michael Jackson’s hand.

`Who's Michael Jackson's favorite poet?
~Emily Dick-in-son.

6/18/2008 7:02:51 PM

Q: How do you know your girlfriend is too young?

A: You have to make airplane noises to get her to put your dick in her mouth.

6/18/2008 7:17:46 PM

hahaha

6/18/2008 9:05:35 PM

lmao

6/18/2008 9:23:29 PM

alright, time to break in the Jew jokes...

Q. What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza?
A. A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

also, the ashtray one is old. Just thought I'd head that one off before people throw it up here.

6/18/2008 10:42:59 PM

Have you heard about the Jewish sports car?
It stops on a dime, then picks it up.

Whats the difference between a Jew and a Canoe?
A canoe tips

What language does a gay Jew speak?
Heblew

6/20/2008 8:46:02 PM

How do you make a little girl cry?
Rub your bloody dick on her teddybear

What is 18 inches long and makes women cry?
Crib Death

Why do jews have big noses?
Air is free

6/20/2008 8:49:41 PM

Why did the chicken cross the road?






















































































?

6/20/2008 8:51:42 PM

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver?
She's a woman

6/20/2008 8:54:10 PM

did you hear about the black kid with diahrea?


he thought he was melting

6/20/2008 9:14:16 PM

im not racist i swear... i have a coloured TV

6/20/2008 9:14:50 PM

Q: How do you embarrass an archaeologist?
A: Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.


Q: What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend?
A: Wiped his ass.

6/20/2008 9:17:16 PM

Q: Which of the following doesn't belong: wife, meat, eggs, blow job?
A: The blow job. You can beat your wife, your eggs, or your meat; but
you just can't beat a blow job.


Q: What's the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead
baby in the road?
A: There are skid marks in front of the dog.

6/20/2008 9:24:24 PM

bttt

6/24/2008 11:33:20 PM

In South Africa a black manwas walking with a parrot on his shoulder and on his way he meets with a white guy.
- He is so cute! Does he speak? Asks the white guy.
- I don’t know I just bought him! Says the parrot

6/24/2008 11:47:07 PM

What do you call a gay dinosaur?

Mega Sore Ass.

6/25/2008 12:11:46 AM

I've always wanted to be a stud, i have an std, all i need is you.





not a dirty joke but whatever.

6/25/2008 12:13:32 AM

need more funny

6/29/2008 3:53:46 PM

white horse fell in the mud

6/29/2008 4:00:10 PM

this woman goes to the doctor with her husband.....gets a physical, and the doc comes back with some bad news. he says to her "you either have alzheimer's disease or aids. theres only one way to find out how. he says to the husband "take her out to the country and drop her off, if she comes back, dont fuck her"

6/29/2008 4:07:17 PM

Quote :

"alright, time to break in the Jew jokes... Q. What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A. A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven."

You guys shouldn't make fun of the Holocaust. My great-grandfather died in the Holocaust you know. He fell out of the guard tower.

6/29/2008 4:28:25 PM

Quote :

"Q: What's the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead baby in the road? A: There are skid marks in front of the dog."

wrong and not funny. the real joke has n***** instead of baby.

6/29/2008 4:55:03 PM

^^

6/29/2008 9:27:43 PM

What do blacks hate to be called?
Niggers

What do latinos hate to be called?
Spics

What do Jews hate to be called?
COLLECT

6/29/2008 10:46:29 PM

Quote :

"Q: Whats the hardest part of a sex change? A: Getting the cheese to taste like fish!!! "

I don't get this

6/29/2008 11:17:01 PM

Quote :

"A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They sit down and engage in an animated conversation. The lady sitting behind them ignores them at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of the men say the following: "Emma come first. Den I come. Den two asses come together. I come once-a-more. Two asses, they come together again. I come again and pee twice. Then I come one lasta time." "You foul-mouthed swine, " retorted the lady indignantly. "In this country we don't talk about our sex lives in public!" "Hey, coola down lady," said the man. "Who talkin' abouta sexa? I'm a justa tellin' my frienda how to spella 'Mississippi'.""

[Edited on June 29, 2008 at 11:46 PM. Reason : i don't need a reason]

6/29/2008 11:44:31 PM

^lol

6/30/2008 1:54:28 AM

How did the Scottish Shepard find his sheep in the tall grass?

Veeeerrrrry Satisfying.

7/7/2008 8:29:24 PM

My sperm count is so high, my g/f has to chew before she swallows

8/10/2008 11:20:02 PM

8/11/2008 12:10:25 AM