2 pages of talk about giving head

5/16/2008 10:09:21 AM

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"I'm surprised the usual creeps aren't flooding this thread. I mean there are numerous girls talking about giving head. I guess they are not online"

but it's the same girls that always talk about sex because they know enough tdubbers in real life to talk about that kind of stuff and not be taken completely seriously...

if we were all new and exciting they would be flocking

5/16/2008 10:10:25 AM

sooooooo anyone give head with pop rocks in their mouth?

5/16/2008 10:13:03 AM

^Not yet, wanna try it? hhaha

EXACTLY CASEY!!! I would say this stuff in person, and most people know that!

5/16/2008 10:14:19 AM

oh heeeeelll no...that just sounds painful...with the popping and the cracking

5/16/2008 10:16:21 AM

it didn't really feel like anything...maybe the poprocks we used were duds? you could hear it more than anything, other than that it was just tiny sensations that didn't really DO anything

5/16/2008 10:19:45 AM

LOLOLOLOL that is too funny

yeah....it doesnt seem too appealing either way....but congrats on being able to say you've done that

5/16/2008 10:22:07 AM

those breath mint strips work well, just don't use cinnamon...

5/16/2008 10:24:34 AM

Hmmmm... I think that an ****Official Giving/Receiving Head Thread**** is in order.

lulz, it rhymes.

5/16/2008 10:34:00 AM

What will the thread be for? To take orders?

5/16/2008 10:41:06 AM

lol

[Edited on May 16, 2008 at 10:42 AM. Reason : .]

5/16/2008 10:41:49 AM

^^ HAHAHAHA

5/16/2008 10:43:19 AM

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"those breath mint strips work well"

maybe my penis is broken, because those didn't do anything for me, either...i mean, they're all sensations, but they were just kind of THERE, they didn't really DO anything for me

5/16/2008 10:44:20 AM

Road head can be fun if the steering wheel is placed correctly. It seems that on TWW a lot of folks boast about doing something when they haven't tried it... I did it a lot and ended up with bruises on my temple when we hit potholes. Plus you run the tooth hazard (don't blame me if you want to drive drunk with my mouth on your cock through country roads).

It helped us get home quick, though.

[Edited on May 16, 2008 at 10:49 AM. Reason : ^on the other hand, masturbating with the large peppermint stick can be amazing.]

5/16/2008 10:48:53 AM

^ uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

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"What will the thread be for? To take orders?"

It would be about all the joys of giving and receiving. And, if orders are warranted, then yes, to take orders.

5/16/2008 11:03:27 AM

Judging by my sample size of 1

you are 100% correct

5/16/2008 11:32:24 AM

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"id be lookin for pot holes and bumps...get that deep throat....receiving of course"

Like ^^^ pointed out, there's a risk of the mouth involuntarily closing due to an unexpected bump. I doubt that's the "game of chance" you'd want.

5/16/2008 1:09:24 PM

^
not so good.

5/16/2008 4:03:09 PM

not one picture in this entire goddamn thread

5/16/2008 4:21:45 PM

^hahahahahahahahaha thats exactly what i thought

5/16/2008 4:26:58 PM

As of now, this thread is about KoRn



who THE FUCK let them win a grammy?

was there a shortage of nominees?



jk this song was the shit when i was like 13.

5/16/2008 4:31:05 PM

[Edited on May 16, 2008 at 4:35 PM. Reason : f]

5/16/2008 4:35:05 PM

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"i'm definitely not against it"

keg stands or sucking dick?

5/16/2008 5:15:48 PM

A stronger correlation exists with girls who have tongue rings.

[Edited on May 16, 2008 at 5:26 PM. Reason : l]

5/16/2008 5:22:46 PM

^ I dunno, I've met a girl with a tongue ring who won't give blowjobs at all.

5/16/2008 5:25:37 PM

lesbians don't count

5/16/2008 5:26:07 PM

I bet she eats a mean box though.

[Edited on May 16, 2008 at 5:27 PM. Reason : hah ^]

5/16/2008 5:26:56 PM

^ Nah, she's living with some unfortunate dude, not a lesbian.

5/16/2008 5:27:54 PM

Thats an instant deal breaker. I love getting some head, and quite enjoy munching the box as well

5/16/2008 5:29:35 PM

hmmm.....id say this is pretty close to true.

i've seen with my own eyes 7 girls do keg stands and i know that 5 of them suck dick. so hey....5/7

5/16/2008 5:40:58 PM

Which can be reduced to 15/21.

5/16/2008 6:19:09 PM

Sucking dick is the shit.

5/16/2008 6:29:01 PM

haha tenacious c in here in 22 seconds

5/16/2008 6:29:53 PM

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"Road head can be is fun if the steering wheel is placed correctly."

There. Fixed.

Only 2 out of the 7 cars I've owned have had moveable steering wheels, anyway (can't remember about my truck, so I won't count it).

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"already checked off the road head...but sex while driving"

I'm pretty sure there's no way to bone down while driving in almost all of the cars I've owned. Small sports cars just aren't very well adapted for any sort of car sex (road head is still quite doable, although with deep bucket seats and a console and gearshift in the way, they aren't the MOST conducive to it).

I don't care about doing it while driving, anyway, so much as I want to have sex in an airplane. Not mile-high-club style in an airliner--more like cruising in a light civil airplane like a Cessna.

I also really want to do it underwater on SCUBA.

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"Thats an instant deal breaker. I love getting some head, and quite enjoy munching the box as well "

Yep. Not even slightly negotiable. I need my penis gobbled like it's cool.

and munching the box rules, too, but I've never met a girl who was reluctant about that.

5/23/2008 2:26:34 AM

5/23/2008 10:15:47 AM

^Call in the crane

[Edited on May 23, 2008 at 10:28 AM. Reason : guy in blue shirt's bout to have a hernia ]

5/23/2008 10:27:36 AM

0They put all the muscle on one side.


And road head is really only good on interstate highways.

5/23/2008 10:33:22 AM