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"though building muscle also makes you lose fat (muscle burns way more calories), it also makes you gain weight"

Dude, who cares about a number? It's all about the shape you're in. Fat & loose or ripped & tight?

6/2/2008 2:01:01 AM

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"the thing that gets me is that I am just a big motherfucker, even when I lose weight I dont really get smaller so I just say fuck it"

yeah me too

before all this shit happened and i was in fucking awesome shape

but i still had broad shoulders and was just... solid. but i wasn't fat.

6/2/2008 2:01:19 AM

evan where's that picture you promised i could troll with

[Edited on June 2, 2008 at 2:02 AM. Reason : gimme a fat pic]

6/2/2008 2:02:07 AM

if i made evan eat what i told him and exercise the way i told him he'd prolly think he was in hell

6/2/2008 2:11:53 AM

how is what you would tell me to do any different from what i am currently doing

and why would i think i was in hell

6/2/2008 2:12:26 AM

lol trust me it would...i wouldnt offer to help u lose weight if it didnt

6/2/2008 2:13:13 AM

but he wouldn't look like a fat hypocrite when he plays EMS.. so it's worth it i think

6/2/2008 2:13:15 AM

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"lol trust me it would...i wouldnt offer to help u lose weight if it didnt"

you keep saying this

yet you never tell me what you'd do differently

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"but he wouldn't look like a fat hypocrite when he plays EMS.. so it's worth it i think"

you can't say shit about that, i'd like to see you try and work even an hour on a truck

6/2/2008 2:13:57 AM

evan needs to stop fighting it and face the facts that what he is doing is not working

[Edited on June 2, 2008 at 2:14 AM. Reason : evan is the george w bush of weight loss]

6/2/2008 2:13:59 AM

THEN TELL ME WHAT THE FUCK I NEED TO DO DIFFERENTLY DNL

THAT IS EXACTLY WHAT IVE BEEN ASKING YOU

LIKE FIVE TIMES NOW

AND YOU KEEP SAYING THE MOTHERFUCKING GOD DAMN THING

IF YOU REALLY THINK THAT YOU KNOW SOMETHING I DONT, THEN TELL ME WHAT THE FUCK IT IS


ARE YOU THAT MUCH OF A GODDAMN IDIOT?! sheesh.

6/2/2008 2:15:15 AM

dude i've already told you...let me tell you what to eat and make u exercise the way i feel fit

6/2/2008 2:15:50 AM

then TELL ME. right now.

if you seriously think you know more about this than a physician, a nutritionist, and a dietitian: you really are a fucking idiot.

6/2/2008 2:16:16 AM

DnL, whatever you do, DON'T get in his bellaaay.

6/2/2008 2:16:33 AM

i just did...you are probably always gonna be fat aren't you?

6/2/2008 2:16:37 AM

evan I used to work at a health foods store ill tell you what to eat

6/2/2008 2:17:25 AM

no, you never did tell me WHAT to eat

you just keep implying you know something i don't

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"you are probably always gonna be fat aren't you?"

no, i haven't always been fat, this is a recent occurrence
it is not at all who i am and if i have to be fat for the rest of my life i really don't see why it's worth living

6/2/2008 2:17:32 AM

^^ Less?

6/2/2008 2:18:06 AM

i like pizza pringles.

although I was baked during my only experience with them.

6/2/2008 2:18:20 AM

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"how is what you would tell me to do any different from what i am currently doing"

well what i told you would make u lose weight(let me pick food and make u exercise)...what you are doing(your own exercise plan and diet) is not working apparently...only other conclusion i can come up with is u will be fat forever

6/2/2008 2:18:44 AM

pizza pringles smell like cat food

6/2/2008 2:18:55 AM

it is not my own plan

it is the collective plan of three experienced and licensed professionals

tell me WHAT you would want me to eat.

i highly doubt it is any better than what i am currently doing.



do you not understand that some people are not fat of their own accord?

6/2/2008 2:19:58 AM

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"and if i have to be fat for the rest of my life i really don't see why it's worth living"

:-| Let us not be completely stupid for once.

6/2/2008 2:20:15 AM

damn i dont get how people that are supposed to get u healthy make u fat...thats messed up

6/2/2008 2:20:23 AM

they didn't make me fat

i just started getting fat one day

i didn't change anything whatsoever, the consensus is that it happened when all this sleep stuff started happening

they're trying to make me NOT fat

which apparently will not happen no matter what i do until the underlying problem, whatever it is, is fixed.

6/2/2008 2:21:36 AM

you obviously need to pursue a gluten-free diet and cut out your starches. i recommend only eating leeks and dandelion grass in the morning and supplementing your diet with laxatives

6/2/2008 2:21:51 AM

so evan if you lifted weights and ran like 3 miles a day and ate everything i said, u still wouldnt lose weight?

6/2/2008 2:22:42 AM

you people think i'm okay with being fat

the truth is i give myself more shit about it than anyone on here has ever given me

so fuck you guys for making me feel even worse about myself

6/2/2008 2:22:58 AM

awww cheer up big guy we only say this cuz we love u

[Edited on June 2, 2008 at 2:23 AM. Reason : no homo]

6/2/2008 2:23:24 AM

no, it's apparent that the vast majority of you all do it because you're assholes

and "big guy" just insinuates that even further

6/2/2008 2:23:54 AM

the only time i get concerned with my trolling is when evan starts sounding suicidal

6/2/2008 2:24:08 AM

off topic/on topic

I bet black people call them PANGLES.

6/2/2008 2:24:37 AM

^^lol gays are just attn whores its all good

[Edited on June 2, 2008 at 2:24 AM. Reason : .]

6/2/2008 2:24:47 AM

right.

dnl, you are a fucking idiot. i'm ashamed to attend the same university that accepted you.

6/2/2008 2:25:40 AM

at least i aint no queer lol

6/2/2008 2:25:55 AM

lol @ this thread

i'm about an hour behind schedule on getting evan's goat, but i feel it has been acquired

6/2/2008 2:26:41 AM

wait, what?

6/2/2008 2:27:20 AM

if i ever meet evan i think i'm gonna like smack his ass and see what he says

6/2/2008 2:27:39 AM

yeah

i'd rather be gay than be someone who is oblivious to the fact that women hate him, someone who sits in his apartment alone the majority of the time, someone who thinks he knows everything about being healthy...

i could go on all day.

i really used to like you dude, i thought you were pretty funny... but as days go by, it becomes more and more clear to me that your online persona is not just an online persona.

i'm sure you'll go FAR with your degree in parks, recreation, and tourism management.

6/2/2008 2:28:14 AM

zing

6/2/2008 2:28:48 AM

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"if i ever meet evan i think i'm gonna like smack his ass and see what he says "

Quote :

"oooooooaaaooooaaah Jeesuth christh!"

=evan

[Edited on June 2, 2008 at 2:29 AM. Reason : ]

6/2/2008 2:28:55 AM

at least he isn't fucking other men

i mean you gotta plead no contest on that one

6/2/2008 2:29:08 AM

rofl


look evan u are fat and gay...thats 2 strikes...make the last one count(suicide)

6/2/2008 2:29:16 AM

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"i really used to like you dude, i thought you were pretty funny... but as days go by, it becomes more and more clear to me that your online persona is not just an online persona."

I too came to the same conclusion because of something he posted online.

6/2/2008 2:29:41 AM

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"look evan u are fat and gay...thats 2 strikes...make the last one count(suicide)"

are you serious?

what the fuck is wrong with you, dude?

i really think you could benefit from some psychotherapy.

6/2/2008 2:30:49 AM

6/2/2008 2:31:01 AM

VURRY

SERIOUS

BIZNESS

6/2/2008 2:31:03 AM

6/2/2008 2:35:56 AM

[Edited on June 2, 2008 at 2:38 AM. Reason : catalyst, although you probably don't care, i have a lot more respect for you now]

6/2/2008 2:38:26 AM

i liked evan before he was a mean turd

6/2/2008 2:39:52 AM

i liked dnl before he was a mean turd

6/2/2008 2:40:12 AM