man you got the CFO of the household, thats why it didn't work, financially that is. you know women are innately perfectionists at needlessly spending the paper.

6/10/2008 9:07:52 AM

oh yeah, and bitches cheat

6/10/2008 9:07:53 AM

i've learnt that if someone is going to cheat you just can't stop it.

6/10/2008 9:09:03 AM

yet another reason not to get married

6/10/2008 9:09:21 AM

Not all of us

I bake delicious goodies and give bomb ass blow jobs

haha

6/10/2008 9:09:40 AM

Quote :

"I'm all the time baking cookies, making cakes, and brownies. I don't have a husband or a boyfriend to give them to."

I gave up at trying to make my boyfriend cookies and pack him awesome leftover lunches because when I did, he kept complaining I was making him fat.

6/10/2008 9:10:11 AM

^ yeah, getting fat. another reason to avoid marriage/LTRs

6/10/2008 9:11:03 AM

Pack really yummy healthy lunches and put a good snack in there!

You don't have to send him off with a whole cake stuffed in a lunch box

6/10/2008 9:12:11 AM

well i am not worried about infidelity issues, reason being as i said thats something you can't stop it, control it, predict it(in general), and you would worry yourself to death about it. if you can be a player and not only chase mad pussy, but actually hit, then thats whats up, but if not you gonna have to settle for a relationship with woman, prostitutes, or your palm.

6/10/2008 9:12:20 AM

Haha, I didn't. I don't think I ever put sweets in there. I just love baking, but he won't let me anymore.

6/10/2008 9:12:50 AM

lucky for me I am a player who can actually hit

6/10/2008 9:13:06 AM

i can do it both ways. i can be a gentleman, or a man whore. its all about hollaring at the right chicks, and a player can relate to what i am saying.

6/10/2008 9:15:11 AM

there are times for relationships, and there are times to fuck around. I am just at the fuck around stage. I'm sure I'll be back in relationship mode at some point, just not any time soon.

6/10/2008 9:16:50 AM

If only we girls could play you guys like a fiddle....





oh wait we can

6/10/2008 9:17:07 AM

well the latest chick i met has me at least thinking about being a gentleman. i can roll with that.

6/10/2008 9:17:32 AM

you can't play a real man like a fiddle.

6/10/2008 9:18:21 AM

It also has its disadvantages.

6/10/2008 9:18:38 AM

I support the magic fairy analogy.

Clothes come off, and the next day when I get home, they are back in my closet after being washed. Amazing!

Dishes get left on the table when I am done eating, and when I wake up, they are clean and in the cabinet!

Pull the milk out of the fridge, down the last of it, stick the empty container back in the fridge.

A few days later it is replaced by a brand new one that doesnt expire for 3 weeks!

And no rubbers (although I do have these 2 rugrats running around the house)

6/10/2008 9:26:04 AM

^ sounds like you got a good one. does she have any sisters?

6/10/2008 9:41:34 AM

Prolly but you need to drink the kool aid.

[Edited on June 10, 2008 at 9:42 AM. Reason : ]

6/10/2008 9:42:04 AM

^^^haha dont get everyones hopes up!

dang, djeternal has gotten jaded over the years, understandable though

[Edited on June 10, 2008 at 9:46 AM. Reason : .]

6/10/2008 9:42:27 AM

not married, but yesterday he fixed the vacuum, and it's so glorious! it's even better that he's the one that uses it...nothing sexier than a man and a vacuum

and i want a magic fairy

6/10/2008 9:53:13 AM

get a maid?

6/10/2008 9:54:12 AM

^ i cook, i clean, and i can give a mean massage

6/10/2008 9:55:05 AM

how much do you charge?

6/10/2008 9:57:14 AM

not much actually

6/10/2008 9:57:44 AM

poast in classifieds?craigslist?

[Edited on June 10, 2008 at 10:01 AM. Reason : i like to do my own stuff, bitch]

6/10/2008 10:01:28 AM

^ & ^^ no homo?

6/10/2008 10:06:34 AM

no homo

6/10/2008 10:14:23 AM

my fiancee is taking my unemployed ass across the world to live in Australia with her.

and she made banana bread, cookies, and from scratch cheese cake in the past month.

life ain't that bad.

6/10/2008 10:19:53 AM

no homo

6/10/2008 10:21:02 AM

Quote :

"I wonder if these are low-sugar chocolate chip cookies..."

they were the real deal. I only got one.

Quote :

"lots of head when you get up in the morning? From what i understand, that stops when you get married too."

THAT'S NOT TRUE!! Still one of my favorite things...right Ken?

Quote :

"^^ no sir! it's a COMPLIMENT...you should be FLATTERED that i want to off you and claim punchmonk for my own! "

Did not know i was that desirable. Its because of the cookies, isn't it?

6/10/2008 10:21:30 AM

this plenty of head thing in the morning has really got me wanting to settle down, and hang my pimp hat up on the rack

6/10/2008 10:26:58 AM

Quote :

"Did not know i was that desirable. Its because of the cookies, isn't it?"

not JUST because of the cookies, but i'm going to stop there before i say any more...i've already angered qntmfred enough that i think his finger is on the button that will destroy my internetz...i think i'm going to have to give him one of my processors, too

[Edited on June 10, 2008 at 11:09 AM. Reason : of]

6/10/2008 10:51:54 AM

magic fairies.
Can't you guys help yourselves out? You are going to marry a girl just so she can pick up after you and make you cookies. I'm sure your mama did that for you, you big babies.

6/10/2008 11:01:50 AM

Quote :

"you can't play a real man like a fiddle."

YES

6/10/2008 11:06:46 AM

^^we can. but it's nice when somebody else will think of and make the cookies for you

[Edited on June 10, 2008 at 11:07 AM. Reason : <3 punchmonk]

6/10/2008 11:07:24 AM

yeah, you can, but some of these other guys...

I'll gladly make my boyfriend/husband/whatever cookies, but he's going to have to clean up after himself.

6/10/2008 11:14:07 AM

I'm an awesome cook... i just can't bake...

6/10/2008 11:17:25 AM

^we should team up

6/10/2008 11:18:36 AM

Flour scares the hell out of me (to cook with)

6/10/2008 11:19:36 AM

Wait a damn minute here...

I've been married three years and NEVER have I recieved head first thing in the morning.

We are gonna have a little talk when I get home.

(Actually the reason a bride is smiling on her wedding day is because she knows she has to only give head on two days a year, her anniversary and his birthday. It sucks for the guy that gets married on his birthday)

6/10/2008 2:14:00 PM

Quote :

"(Actually the reason a bride is smiling on her wedding day is because she knows she has to only give head on two days a year, her anniversary and his birthday. It sucks for the guy that gets married on his birthday)"

I don't see any reason not to do it every day.

/]

6/10/2008 3:07:57 PM

My wife was smiling the whole time during our wedding. I think she finally realized that I'd be gone 12 hours a day, she doesn't have to work, she has a car, and has spending money.

6/10/2008 3:13:21 PM

wow you are stupid. she was actually laffing at you

6/10/2008 3:15:40 PM

i don't know where the whole head first thing in the morning came from. unfortunately for me my gf isn't much on blow jobs. she might start out with one as foreplay but before i can finish she'd rather fuck.

6/10/2008 3:59:09 PM

i've found that i end up fighting with anyone with a personality remotely like mine, and i'm not gonna marry someone who is unlike me. so i'm stuck!

i'll get a dog or something.

6/10/2008 4:01:27 PM

Quote :

"I've been married three years and NEVER have I recieved head first thing in the morning. "

even when you were dating?

6/10/2008 4:04:16 PM

that is an awesome way to wake up

6/10/2008 4:05:16 PM

that sucks.

[Edited on June 10, 2008 at 4:05 PM. Reason : the quote.. getting it is awesome]

6/10/2008 4:05:31 PM