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6/13/2008 4:54:13 PM

Mulva, I doubt I'll ever want to be in your general vicinity.

6/13/2008 4:56:05 PM

Hey blah!! Just realized who you are! How have you been, Jess? Well, I don't think you worked with her....well on second thought, you might have. Her name was Michelle. She was really overly dramatic and weird acting. Do you remember her?

I ABSO-FREAKIN-LUTELY hated working with her. I remembered the first night I trained her. She couldn't make up her damn mind as to what she wanted to eat, and then I found out she was a vegan. I'm like WTF you working at a STEAKHOUSE if you think eating meat or animal products is wrong!?!?! LOL I think she ended up with broccoli with no butter.

[Edited on June 13, 2008 at 7:33 PM. Reason : .]

6/13/2008 7:31:40 PM

Argued with a girl once. Obviously, it was getting nowhere. She started acting stupid, feeling that I wasn't putting her needs in front of mine 24/7...blah, blah,blah.

I said something similar to "Huh, all these years I've been told in Science class that the world revolves around the sun..not you."

She locked herself in my bathroom for 2 hours.

I apologized, then fucked her.

6/13/2008 7:47:15 PM

then hopefully never saw her again

6/13/2008 7:48:14 PM

Quote :

"when I was in high school, I was standing around talking to some guys at work when this big girl came in, dressed real slutty like. the conversation turned to her, and I said no thanks not for me. well one of my coworkers said "fat chicks need love too" to me. to which I responded "kind of like your wife?" (completely without thinking) It didn't go over too well."

i love the cingular commercial when the butcher is calling his supplier, yall know what im talken bout

6/13/2008 7:59:55 PM

I KNOW WHACHA TALKIN BOUT

6/13/2008 8:00:39 PM

Quote :

"I'm full of untactfulness. I don't even need to post in this thread, it's like a constant spew of stupid shit from my mouth 24/7."

6/13/2008 8:00:50 PM

^^Should've told her to get the fuck out of YOUR bathroom.

Once, back in freshman year of college, I was walking with a friend to Talley to give blood. We were strolling along with this girl we met along the way (also giving blood), and she mentioned how she has to be careful because she bleeds all the time. I began asking her if she got cut a lot or something.

6/13/2008 8:01:28 PM

I was working the weather center here in Knoxville during some severe weather, and I heard the sports guy and the female anchor talking during one of the breaks:

Sports Guy: "I'm anxious to get outta here! We're takin' the kids down to Miami and driving up the coast for a week then stopping at Disney!"

Female Anchor: "Aww, that should be fun! How old are the kids?"

SG: "I've got a 16 year old daughter and a 9 year old son."

FA: "16 and 9? Sounds like a huge age gap! Was the 9 year old a mistake?"

SG: "No...."

6/13/2008 8:33:11 PM

^ I laughed hard at that one.

6/13/2008 11:15:49 PM