My mom is always yelling at me to stand up straight. It annoys me to hell but it's probably good advice.

Best advice thus far from my future father-in-law: "If my son gives you any trouble, just tell him to go to hell."

6/18/2008 9:20:45 AM

"fear = fuck everything and run" -dad

"dont borrow tomorrow's trouble and make it todays concern" -dad

"never be afraid to ask" -dad

never really got any good advice from my mom.

6/18/2008 9:21:00 AM

Quote :

"good intentions and genuinely being nice and forgiving are all you need"

that's a crock of shit

6/18/2008 9:21:46 AM

^yep, both of those will get you nowhere

6/18/2008 9:22:38 AM

"I'll be glad to help you pay for college unless you're going to be a teacher"

-Mom (teacher for 30+ yrs)

6/18/2008 9:23:42 AM

^^^i beg to differ
you wouldnt BELIEVE how far its gotten me.

seriously.
patience. most people dont have it.

you cant help what other people do, but you can help what you do.
and trust me-it gets noticed.

[Edited on June 18, 2008 at 9:24 AM. Reason : wferter]

[Edited on June 18, 2008 at 9:25 AM. Reason : i bet you guys are mean and vengeful ]

6/18/2008 9:23:50 AM

Seriously being as attractive as joie is and not being a completely self centered bitch must be difficult because not many women seem to be able to pull it off.

6/18/2008 9:27:14 AM

^ Maybe true, but seriously, many men aren't able to pull it off either (yes men can be self-centered bitches)

^^No, I'm actually very nice and have more than enough patience. Just saying in my experience it's the ones who push, yell and shove that always seem to get their way first.

6/18/2008 9:40:31 AM

theres a difference in being assertive and bold from being just straight out mean and having bad intentions.

i'm just saying that anyone who sets out with the intention to hurt someone
or is just ....mean.
or holds grudges.
or judges.
i dont want to hang around.


ive just noticed that most people who think being nice wont get you anywhere are the type who backstab to get where they want. the ones who tried to do something nice ONCE and it never got him or her anywhere, so they gave up on it.





[Edited on June 18, 2008 at 9:53 AM. Reason : thank you bill ]

6/18/2008 9:45:07 AM

You're welcome. Not trying to hit on ur woman there cody just making the point.
To be honest though most of the attractive wolf web girls are pretty cool... its the others that suck hahaha... possibly a shoulder chip problem.

6/18/2008 9:53:01 AM

my dad always told me, "dont do stupid". haha

6/18/2008 9:56:52 AM

my dad use to tell me 'if theres any doubt throw it out'. this can readily apply to all hoes.

6/18/2008 9:57:49 AM

^^^^ JFL! i totally agree. giving people the benefit of the doubt is crucial as well.
ps good luck your icky scary test!

6/18/2008 10:01:54 AM

^4

you spoke the truth.

[Edited on June 18, 2008 at 10:03 AM. Reason : 4]

6/18/2008 10:02:56 AM

Quote :

"ive just noticed that most people who think being nice wont get you anywhere are the type who backstab to get where they want. the ones who tried to do something nice ONCE and it never got him or her anywhere, so they gave up on it."

I agree with this too. I always try to be nice and i always seem to get back stabbed or walked on for it but i believe in 2 things that make me ok with this, forgiveness and karma... Or i guess faith that they will get theirs w/o me having to give it to them.

6/18/2008 10:05:08 AM

"Son, the Easter Bunny isn't real. I'm Santa Claus and I'm pretty sure we made up God too."

6/18/2008 10:40:26 AM

haha awesome

6/18/2008 10:40:59 AM

you don't need to grow up to live next to your parents

or your in-laws

6/18/2008 11:00:32 AM

My mom says "Remember, one drink a day is good for you. Anything beyond that is bad."

That's some advice I never heeded.

6/18/2008 11:05:51 AM

Best advice i've had...

"Never spend money you don't have on something that doesn't appreciate"
-Dad

funniest advice i've ever had

"If they catch you drinking and driving, they'll take your car."
-Granny

6/18/2008 11:35:03 AM

"life's not fair...deal with it"

Dad really managed my expectations with this one. Even after college, A LOT of my friends still have trouble with this one somehow. Glad I learned it young.

6/18/2008 1:43:32 PM

My mom also says: "Your friend died in a car wreck yesterday? Why are you crying? Just get over it. It's not worth crying about."

I kept crying, much to her dismay.

6/18/2008 2:06:44 PM

pull out or i would get another me

6/18/2008 2:07:59 PM

"Don't do drugs. No, seriously, it's a waste of time. Pot makes you sleepy, mushrooms make you puke, and LSD makes you light-headed, but I had to really concentrate hard to hallucinate something. Stick to beer, it's in your blood."

6/18/2008 3:08:21 PM

thats such horrible advice

6/18/2008 3:09:22 PM

my dad always says, "you don't need weird"

6/18/2008 3:10:05 PM

everyone is is weird haha thats weird he would say that

6/18/2008 3:11:32 PM

it works for me.

6/18/2008 3:12:26 PM

you think you are not weird?

hahahaha

6/18/2008 3:12:50 PM

Quote :

"I remember some dude on here's mom told him "All girls are whores. You just have to make one your whore." That was good advice, especially from a mom."

LMAO!!!! haha whew

"you are judged by the company you keep" - granny

"you can't have your cake and icing too" - other granny (not a native engrish speaker)

"get all the information you can, then throw it out and go with your gut" -aunt

my parents arent much for vocalizing pearls of advice mom has a few funny ones from time to time though
"spouses should have sex everyday"

6/18/2008 4:50:52 PM

the key to a relationship with a woman is you have to make them think you are thinking about them- some guy

6/18/2008 5:25:08 PM

don't be a pharmacist.

6/18/2008 6:35:58 PM