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7/2/2008 9:34:51 PM

I just did this last night
thought twice about it, then flushed it anyway and got back to cuddling

[Edited on July 2, 2008 at 9:36 PM. Reason : eh]

7/2/2008 9:36:00 PM

Quote :

"YOU FUCKING JEWS pay for the pill"

I do

backup ftw

7/2/2008 9:37:05 PM

Quote :

"pay for the pill(s)"

morning after ftw

7/2/2008 9:37:44 PM

i'd be pissed if my girl was on the pill and i still had to use condoms

fuck that

7/2/2008 9:38:05 PM

that's between you and her

but there's nothing wrong with being safer, B

7/2/2008 9:39:10 PM

^^yeah really...i'd be like um inst that the point of birth control?

[Edited on July 2, 2008 at 9:39 PM. Reason : .]

7/2/2008 9:39:32 PM

true dat

7/2/2008 9:39:37 PM

40 months

NO condoms
NO pill
NO birth control

NO baby

7/2/2008 9:42:03 PM

flushing ftw

7/2/2008 9:42:15 PM

^^ pulling out sucks

7/2/2008 9:43:02 PM

lol or not getting laid

7/2/2008 9:43:51 PM

haha pwnt

>.<

7/2/2008 9:44:17 PM

assuming you have real sex and actually go inside of her

you can probably add

NO SEXUAL ORGANS
to that list too.

7/2/2008 9:44:24 PM

can you imagine not having an orgasm for 40 months(neither can i) but if i did man i bet it would be so fucking thick.......ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

7/2/2008 9:45:21 PM

haha you guys are funny.

it is a combination of pulling out (during day 11 to day 17 of her cycle) and cumming inside on other days.

used condoms way back during 1st month and then i was like fuck this shit... condoms are for babies.

7/2/2008 9:48:07 PM

amen

7/2/2008 9:48:44 PM

Quote :

"it is a combination of pulling out (during day 11 to day 17 of her cycle) and cumming inside on other days."

that's waay to much thinking in the heat of the moment

that's why she takes the pill

and if there were a male birth control pill i'd gladly take it too

7/2/2008 9:48:53 PM

damn, i'd be too afraid to go in her ever in that situation

7/2/2008 9:49:03 PM

and sailors

7/2/2008 9:49:11 PM

Quote :

"condoms are for babies"

hahaha

but seriously, people seem to think pulling out doesn't work
in my experience it's been 100% effective as the only form of birth control

7/2/2008 9:50:48 PM

^^agreed

7/2/2008 9:51:03 PM

Quote :

"condoms are for babies."

ohhhhhhh realllllly

[Edited on July 2, 2008 at 9:51 PM. Reason : ^^ DAMN YOU BEAT ME]

7/2/2008 9:51:19 PM

Quote :

"if there were a male birth control pill i'd gladly take it too"

7/2/2008 9:51:25 PM

Quote :

"but seriously, people seem to think pulling out doesn't work in my experience it's been 100% effective as the only form of birth control"

same here... as i said, 40 months and counting!

7/2/2008 9:51:59 PM

peeing in the butt usually works for preventing babies

7/2/2008 9:52:32 PM

^^

are you married?

i only ask cause i thought in saudi arabia you had to be married first

[Edited on July 2, 2008 at 9:52 PM. Reason : ,]

7/2/2008 9:52:41 PM

Quote :

"in my experience it's been 100% effective as the only form of birth control "

the little brochure (?? i guess) that comes inside condom boxes breaks down the percentage of getting pregnant by pulling out, not wearing a condom, etc etc etc

it is a little as far as pulling out goes

7/2/2008 9:52:56 PM

disregard ^, ^^ is a way better post

7/2/2008 9:53:45 PM

Quote :

""if there were a male birth control pill i'd gladly take it too""

Not me, that's all her job.

7/2/2008 9:55:44 PM

Quote :

"are you married?"

yes, i am!

Quote :

"it is a little as far as pulling out goes"

that's cuz most people are too retarded to pull out.

7/2/2008 9:55:58 PM

pulling out suuuuuucks

7/2/2008 10:00:57 PM

^yea i am not counting on that working....i am too young and wayyyyy to poor to have a kid now

7/3/2008 8:18:49 PM

ain't no pussy good enough to get herp while i'm up in it

words to live by

7/3/2008 8:31:30 PM

I hate the pull out method but its all I got ATM. It is still better than wearing a rubber.

7/3/2008 8:36:32 PM

why cant vagina just get on the pill?

7/3/2008 8:38:02 PM

yeah $1/day or less to keep away the babies sounds like a deal to me

7/3/2008 8:39:31 PM

prom night dumpster baby

7/3/2008 9:40:19 PM

i dispose of them in the trash can, but flushing is a better idea though. one of these chicks could insert your jizz in a her BOX. like totally birth your kid and sh!t. unbeknownest to you.

7/3/2008 10:02:24 PM

^what kind of crazy bitches are you screwing?

7/3/2008 10:05:05 PM

i'm trying to remember what show it happened on but it was some funny shit

Seinfeld perhaps?? not sure

[Edited on July 3, 2008 at 10:06 PM. Reason : change]

7/3/2008 10:06:00 PM

^^lol sounds like mexican bitches

[Edited on July 3, 2008 at 10:06 PM. Reason : .]

7/3/2008 10:06:02 PM

*HINT*: if you were to drive from the coast to the mountains with one with you she would get really fat

7/3/2008 10:07:07 PM

I used to use those condom things

7/3/2008 10:11:07 PM

I thought this said flashing condoms

7/3/2008 10:15:19 PM

How to make it awkward around the girlfriend's parents:

1: have sex in the basement
2: flush the condoms
3: basement floods with sewage
4: plumber comes, tells parents pump was backed up with condoms
5: parents have to remodel entire basement because you fucked and flushed


true story

lesson learned, dont fuck and flush

7/3/2008 10:48:22 PM

^ that is hilarious

7/3/2008 10:52:19 PM

condoms are for people with aids

7/3/2008 11:02:12 PM

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"4: plumber comes, tells parents pump was backed up with condoms"

Don't think i've ever run accross a drainline with a pump before.
and if I had and ran into rubbers, i sure as fuck wouldn't risk pissing off the customer by embarassing them and sounding preachy


you wouldn't lie to us would you

7/3/2008 11:22:26 PM

I had a friend toss a used condom in a clogged toilet before. No one could plunge it clear so it just sat for a few weeks, with people occasionally going in to try to flush it. By the time the I called a plumber the toilet had been flushed enough times to stretch out the condom to almost comical proportions.

After fixing it the plumber came out and said "God damn! They must call you King Kong!"

7/3/2008 11:26:09 PM