set'em up

[Edited on July 6, 2008 at 11:50 PM. Reason : 2]

7/6/2008 11:50:40 PM

Quote :

"and uh... mostly posting on this message board, to be honest"

Did it take you 40k plus posts to figure that last one out?

[Edited on July 6, 2008 at 11:52 PM. Reason : ]

7/6/2008 11:52:00 PM

- when you ask a clerk at a store what isle something is on, they tell you, and proceed to follow you to said isle

- guys that use smily faces more then occasionaly

7/6/2008 11:52:57 PM

i hate when i'm watching a movie and at the very end the main character speaks directly to the audience.

7/6/2008 11:52:57 PM

nope, it's taken nearly 8 years.

7/6/2008 11:55:02 PM

I HATE to see you go but I love to watch you leave

7/6/2008 11:55:46 PM

Mosquito bites
Leaving friends and family
When the pool is closed on Sunday morning
Being bored
Two particular coaches
The gross film on the bottom of homemade jello that wasn't stirred enough
stumping my toe
UNC Chapel Hill
When friends lie about trivial things that didn't matter until they lied about them
Being confused
Overthinking things
Playing Enter Sandman via guitar on hard in rock band
When I use my star power to save someone and they fail out at that very moment, thereby wasting my star power
Cleaning under the eyes of a stove
Zits
People with unclean feet
MICHAEL BEASLEY

7/6/2008 11:57:55 PM

people that lie

7/7/2008 12:12:42 AM

fucking holes in my bread from air bubbles

7/7/2008 9:34:48 PM

guitar hero

7/7/2008 9:38:58 PM

people that post everywhere

7/7/2008 11:17:39 PM

cold play

7/7/2008 11:19:55 PM

tall people that stand in front of me at shows

7/7/2008 11:20:47 PM

Quote :

"The gross film on the bottom of homemade jello that wasn't stirred enough"

7/7/2008 11:21:04 PM

dry contacts

7/7/2008 11:23:03 PM

^ not being able to wear contacts

7/7/2008 11:23:26 PM

TRAFFIC CITATIONS

TRAFFIC COURT

OFFICER _____________ (you know who you are you bastard)

7/8/2008 2:35:58 AM

-When someone finishes the roll of tp, but instead of replacing it on the dispenser, they just sit the new roll on top of the old one.

-When you try to staple a small stack of papers and the staple gets all mangled to hell and is almost impossible to remove without damaging the pages.

- more to come...

7/8/2008 2:49:29 AM

the words:
moist
puce
ointment
lubricious
matresses (in a low loud voice)
vat
secretions
discharge

annoying people
stupid people with no common sense
lazy people

[Edited on July 8, 2008 at 3:33 AM. Reason : load?]

7/8/2008 3:32:32 AM

ya'll got some pent up frustrations you need to address

7/8/2008 3:34:18 AM

i don't care enough about much of anything to be able to hate it


now if this thread was called "Things that annoy the piss out of you" I would be here posting all day...

[Edited on July 8, 2008 at 4:29 AM. Reason : i'm very easily irritated]

7/8/2008 4:28:29 AM

Quote :

"annoying people stupid people with no common sense lazy people"

hmmm



[Edited on July 8, 2008 at 4:31 AM. Reason : lol]

7/8/2008 4:29:32 AM

ear

wax

tacos

7/8/2008 4:29:38 AM

<--

7/8/2008 7:32:18 AM

Quote :

"the words: moist puce ointment lubricious matresses (in a low loud voice) vat secretions discharge "

um... this has left me curious.

7/8/2008 11:23:59 AM

Quote :

"matresses (in a low loud voice)"

i said this out loud

and instantly lol'd

7/8/2008 4:44:26 PM

guys that over use ! and It seems so girly

7/21/2008 10:35:42 AM

yeah i am more of a fan of the yellow faces

7/21/2008 10:37:04 AM

Quote :

"women that think they're hot shit but are nothing but cold diarrhea"

lawl yes

7/21/2008 10:49:41 AM

The fact that it's 40 degrees in here.

7/21/2008 10:51:51 AM

celsius or fahrenheit?

7/21/2008 9:48:16 PM

when boy dogs' little weiners come out when you're rubbing their belly

7/21/2008 9:54:29 PM

what? you don't like it when someone rubs your belly?

7/21/2008 9:57:12 PM

Mosquito bites
Leaving friends and family
When the pool is closed on Sunday morning
Being bored
Two particular coaches
The gross film on the bottom of homemade jello that wasn't stirred enough
stumping my toe
UNC Chapel Hill
When friends lie about trivial things that didn't matter until they lied about them
Being confused
Overthinking things
Playing Enter Sandman via guitar on hard in rock band
When I use my star power to save someone and they fail out at that very moment, thereby wasting my star power
Cleaning under the eyes of a stove
Zits
People with unclean feet
MICHAEL BEASLEY

ADDING
my coworker who listens to voicemail on speakerphone so that everyone in the building hears her

not having my texts returned

cigarette/pipe smoke

7/21/2008 9:59:28 PM

Quote :

"girls that incessantly text message"

7/21/2008 10:00:46 PM

you should be thankful for the attention

7/21/2008 10:02:17 PM

^^ i kinda like that

7/21/2008 10:03:13 PM

hernias
people who jog in place at stop lights
babies at restaurants
having to fart but have to hold it
bikers who ride in the middle of the road
florida
hgtv
cucumbers
processed cheese
burger king
the wnba
etc etc etc

7/21/2008 10:07:22 PM

OMG how can you HATE hgtv.

i hate all gameshows besides jeopardy. i'm including all the quasi gameshows that are on now. like "can you dance the best" or "whos got the talent"

i don't know the real names. but i hate them. HATE. and i want to hate people that watch them but my parents watch them so i just feel sorry for them mostly (my parents not the shows).

i also hate school. and when people ask me what i want to do. and i hate mouth breathers.

7/21/2008 10:10:12 PM

^^^ and ^^^^ I just suck at texting. I can't do it fast enough before I get another one. I just wish that they would just call me and tell me what they have to say instead of taking 20 minutes to have a 2 minutes convo with me.

[Edited on July 21, 2008 at 10:11 PM. Reason : ^^^^]

7/21/2008 10:10:46 PM

Quote :

"when i ask you to check over my work before i send it to customers dont fucking email telling me all the shit that isn't right that i've done exactly as you're suggesting i do. how bout opening the fucking files next time and ya know, looking at the title to tell which one is whicih fucking a"

by this i mean he says "you should change a to b".. when in fact it's already b

[Edited on July 21, 2008 at 10:24 PM. Reason : asdf]

7/21/2008 10:23:23 PM

people and their kids

we get it, your baby is sooooo precious and fragile..........no one else gives a shit

7/21/2008 10:25:45 PM

when i see hot cool chicks dating some douche mother fucker

7/21/2008 10:54:09 PM

Quote :

"my internet being VERY slow"

FUCKING YES

Quote :

"I just wish that they would just call me and tell me what they have to say instead of taking 20 minutes to have a 2 minutes convo with me."

[YES]

7/21/2008 10:57:32 PM

evans evans evans evans evans evans evans evans evans evans evans evans evans evans evans evans evans evans evans evans evans evans evans evans evans evans evans evans evans evans evans evans evans evans evans evans evans evans evans evans evans evans evans evans evans evans evans evans evans evans evans evans evans evans evans evans evans evans evans evans evans evans evans evans evans evans evans evans evans evans evans evans evans evans evans evans evans evans evans evans evans evans evans evans evans evans evans evans evans evans evans evans evans evans evans evans evans evans evans evans evans evans evans evans evans evans evans evans evans evans

7/21/2008 11:02:30 PM

pickles with stems on them

7/28/2008 2:00:41 PM

god i cant stand that either

7/28/2008 2:02:40 PM

Mom's who come sit inside to each lunch for an hour

While their kids cry the ENTIRE time

7/28/2008 2:03:11 PM

homos who participate in PDA. and just homos.
UNC-Chapel Hill
asian/women drivers

7/28/2008 2:12:01 PM

set em up

7/28/2008 2:12:45 PM