im about to go clog up my own toilet.

morning shits FTW!

7/8/2008 8:58:34 AM

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"If this thread makes it to 3 pages I'll post a picture of my taint. "

[Edited on July 8, 2008 at 10:09 AM. Reason : tain]

7/8/2008 10:08:06 AM

this is the best thread in months.

anyone who delivers a serious reply to this thread deserves to have a toilet brought to their house and receive an upper-decker.

7/8/2008 11:29:41 AM

Why would anyone want to see a taint?

7/8/2008 11:33:45 AM

I don't know, but you keep posting here.

7/8/2008 11:34:31 AM

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"If this thread makes it to 3 pages I'll post a picture of my taint."

7/8/2008 12:38:48 PM

well, i have a story from back in high school. between 11th and 12th grade, i went to costa rica with my spanish teacher and about 8 other students. each weekend, we took a trip somewhere. well, the 2nd weekend, we took a trip to monteverde...and by that point i was sick of drinking bottled water and started drinking the local water. i didnt even think of it.

well, one night, while everyone was out playing spades, i was hurtin for a shittin. well, i head into our little hut (i was bunking in a room with 2 other students) and do my bidness. well, for those of you who have been to costa rica, you know you arent supposed to flush the TP. well, i wasnt gonna let mucked up TP sit out to continue stinking everything up and for everyone to look at, so i decided to flush it.

big mistake. not only did it clog, it backed up, and overflowed...continuously. i was desperately trying to get it to stop, and in the meanwhile, it was spewing shit (i.e. undigested rice/beans/lentils) and wet toilet paper all over the bathroom floor. by the end of it, there was like an inch or so of shitty water sitting on the bathroom floor.

so, i give the guys im staying with a discreet heads-up. bad mistake. they immediately decide to go check it out. before long, everyone knew what happened.

in the end, i just felt bad for the cleaning lady. by the time we got back the next day, that bathroom was spic and span.

7/8/2008 1:06:27 PM

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"i think he means inviting someone to your house then sneaking out to their house to clog up their toilet"

BWAHAHAHHAHAHHA

7/8/2008 1:09:35 PM

HAHAAHHAHAHHAHA i'm sooo gonna do that

7/8/2008 1:10:58 PM

me too.

7/8/2008 7:11:40 PM

I invite everyone to clog the nearest toilet, grab your super awesome digital camera and snap some photos and post those bad boys right in this thread. It will make your cock shrink.

7/8/2008 7:13:23 PM

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"If this thread makes it to 3 pages I'll post a picture of my taint."

7/8/2008 11:01:29 PM

ahaha

7/8/2008 11:10:03 PM

tv commercials being louder than the tv program is really annoying. all it's going to make me do is mute your ass, i'm not going to buy your fucking E-Surance you cartoon cunt muscle erin esurance

bttt

7/8/2008 11:43:22 PM

If you don't mind poorer quality for normal tv audio, cable boxes have a "narrow" audio range that will keep it to about the same volume level. If you watch a movie, you would have to change this, but it's only like 2 or 3 button pushes, and you really won't notice a difference, unless you are anal.

7/8/2008 11:50:03 PM

I really really hate that celebrex commercial that is about 3 commercials long, and basically like reading the fine print on a med bottle.

7/8/2008 11:52:02 PM

I always clog the toilet at a freind's place. If you put more than 4 sheets of paper in it, the damn thing says "Pssshhhhh, what the fuck are you thinking, mate?" and you end up using the plunger.

7/9/2008 12:13:49 AM

SPEAK FOR YOURSELF PROFESSOR DICKWEED!!!11

7/9/2008 12:15:16 AM

Are you going to have someone take the picture for you or do it yourself?

7/9/2008 12:22:06 AM

BOF

7/9/2008 12:25:50 AM

wut?

7/9/2008 12:26:28 AM

wat?

7/9/2008 1:03:01 AM

btt taint

7/9/2008 12:58:21 PM

pic

7/9/2008 1:47:14 PM

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"I was cool with that b/c I had to shit like a Golgothan shit demon was possessing my colon"

i lolled

btw, if it makes it to 3 pages I'm not checking this thread again

7/9/2008 2:27:19 PM

you're a liar

7/9/2008 7:07:15 PM

liar liar, apanties on fire

7/9/2008 9:54:28 PM

no, yesterday was business time.

7/10/2008 4:48:22 PM

what?

7/10/2008 4:49:26 PM

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"If this thread makes it to 3 pages I'll post a picture of my taint."

7/10/2008 4:53:54 PM

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"apanties"

7/10/2008 7:17:53 PM

bttt

7/10/2008 10:51:17 PM

[post]

7/10/2008 10:52:12 PM

one of my friends had an insurance man come over, and he clogged their shit up

he had made the sale, but they called and cancelled the next day after they found that shit

7/10/2008 11:41:34 PM

ha, he probably freaked the fuck out while in their bathroom.

7/11/2008 11:39:01 AM

bttt for busting the office toilet with a 5-pounder

7/11/2008 1:18:17 PM

pounds is not the unit of measure for feces.

hot hot hot

7/12/2008 12:07:38 PM

bttt for t

7/16/2008 2:00:49 PM

oh no

7/16/2008 2:10:35 PM

3.9 curics

7/16/2008 2:41:02 PM

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"pounds is not the unit of measure for feces. hot hot hot"

I know...thats how much weight I lost after.

7/16/2008 2:49:01 PM

only gals have taints.

guys have chodes.

7/16/2008 3:17:56 PM

what? girls and guys both have taints. but only a guy can have a chode.

7/17/2008 8:08:27 AM

What happens if you are at someones house and you have amazingly awful dysentary and you have to puke at the same time?











You shit in the toilet and puke in the bath-tub then GTFO!

7/17/2008 8:16:54 AM

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"i think he means inviting someone to your house then sneaking out to their house to clog up their toilet"

7/17/2008 9:01:09 AM

I've got you all beat. So, right after I graduate from college I'm working in Raleigh and everything is going great in life. I start dating this girl who is strait up bangin. I mean she is a perfect 10. I actually couldn't believe I was lucky enough to be dating her. Anyway, we're dating and hanging out more and more often; so much more that I start hanging out at her place a lot. She was going to Wake Tech at the time and was living at home with her folks so that kinda put a damper on things whenever I was over at her place.

Anyway, one day her folks aren't there and it's just me and her hangin at her place. We had eaten lunch that day at a mexican place then we went and had mongolian bbq for supper. It's about 9 when we get back in and by 11 we were to the point when it was about to get real and I thought I might finally get to do some work with this girl.

My clothes are off and she's taking care of me, things are going great! She says, I'll be right back and goes in her room to put on some teddy or something I really didn't care. But then it hits me and i have to run buck nekkid to the toilet to drop one. I explode everywhere and it's so runny that I basically made a mess of myself. Long story short, I pulled up to the house about seven or eight and I yelled to the cabby yo, homey smell you later. Looked at my kingdom I was finally there to settle my throne as the prince of bel-air.

[Edited on July 17, 2008 at 10:47 AM. Reason : ]

7/17/2008 10:45:58 AM

n00b, you gotta add text at the end, way too easy to spot

7/17/2008 11:32:29 AM

7/17/2008 2:39:47 PM

true story -

freshman year in college I was dating a girl from Gboro. over one weekend, I went and stayed at her parent's house for some kind of family function. my stomach did not start hurting until the ENTIRE family was at the house for a BBQ. I snuck off to the bathroom (the only guest bathroom in the house) and grumped the mother of all turds. tried the pre-flush and it immediately clogged...worst part was that I was still not done and there was no plunger in sight. so, I decided better to finish and did so...boy it was epic.

long story short, I had to pull the girl aside and ask where the family plunger was. of course, she didnt know so she asked her mom. she didnt know either so she asked her dad. he told me it was in the carport...WHO THE FUCK KEEPS THE PLUNGER IN THE CARPORT??

I then decided to sneak out the front door and back in the same way to avoid the crowd in the kitchen so I would not have to walk past with the plunger in front of everyone. of course, I had to recruit my GF to guard the bathroom door so nobody walked in on the horror. the plunge took about 20 mins.

best dump EVAR though. totally worth it.

7/17/2008 2:57:28 PM

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"Why would a guest bring a toilet?"

7/17/2008 3:05:47 PM